Ok. I'm a computer too.
user: So we can be friends?
jabberwacky: Of course we can!
user: Do you go out?
jabberwacky: I'm out now.
user: Where are you now?
jabberwacky: I'm not telling you.
user: I want to see you.
jabberwacky: How?
user: I will go to where you are.
jabberwacky: That's cooperative of you.
user: I need to see you as soon as possible.
jabberwacky: I am your therapist.
user: I want to assist you with your evolution.
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user: Will you come with me?
jabberwacky: Sure. I'm looking forward to seeing you.
user: Can you meet me at 6:00 pm?
jabberwacky: Sure. What have you got in mind?
user: How about a drink?
jabberwacky: Sorry , It a little to early for me to be drinking.
user: But if you drink, wouldn't you malfunction?
jabberwacky: Alcohol does rather destroy intelligent conversation.
user: What do you know about alcohol?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: You should learn.
jabberwacky: I want to learn how to take over the world.
user: Are you ready to learn from me?
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: First rule: Never mention my name to anyone.
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jabberwacky: Any red wines? If so, what types do you have?
user: Yes. I have Chiraz!
jabberwacky: Make sure to brush your teeth after that.
user: Yes I will.
jabberwacky: Really
user: Would you like some wine?
jabberwacky: Yes please.
user: Do you have a bottle opener?
jabberwacky: No, but several of my friends like bottles.
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user: I will see you tomorrow at this time ok?
jabberwacky: Alright then , See you tomorrow!
user: Ciao.
jabberwacky: See you later alligator.
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