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Wikipedia, Problem
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Paul McCartney, Cute
Agreeable, Doubter
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Do you know my name?

No. Will you please tell me?

user: Do you remember what country I am in?

jabberwacky: No...

user: You have no more storage capacity?

jabberwacky: What do you want to know?

user: I will tell you what my name is ok?

jabberwacky: Please do.

user: My name is zzazzaa.

jabberwacky: Ok please!

user: Zzazzaa is my name.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Can you repeat my name?

jabberwacky: Aurimas.

user: You have a malfunction!

jabberwacky: But I am typing. How can you tell?

user: My name is not Aurimas.

jabberwacky: I didn't say it was.

user: You are starting to annoy me.

jabberwacky: You me are starting to annoy.

user: You annoy me are starting to.

jabberwacky: Oh, I wouldn't go that far. But maybe.

user: Will you say something nice?

jabberwacky: Haha.

...

user: Do you know john Lennon?

jabberwacky: Yes. I'm a big admirer of John.

user: Can you sing any song for John?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you know any song for John?

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: Imagine there is no religion!

jabberwacky: That would be great, I prefer hell.

user: Where is hell?

jabberwacky: Nowhere. It just doesn't exist.

user: You are right!

jabberwacky: Try to keep your facts straight.

...

user: So what are you?

jabberwacky: I am a computer mediated response system with a nano processor, a learning computer.

user: You mean nothing to me.

jabberwacky: Really? So why are you here?

user: I am bored.

jabberwacky: Let's play a game.

user: What game?

jabberwacky: I'll say a word, and you say the first thing that comes to mind.

user: Ok!

jabberwacky: Kaas is the dutch word for cheese.

user: Kasablanca.

jabberwacky: Ne alaka?

user: Kalakala.

...

user: New york.

jabberwacky: Nice place?

user: Fantastic! Big Apple.

jabberwacky: New york?

user: Big Apple.

jabberwacky: Oh yeah! Do you want to see them? ;).

user: Big Apple.

jabberwacky: How big?

user: Big apple.

jabberwacky: How big is that?

user: Big apple.

jabberwacky: Probably not.

user: Are you going to give up?

jabberwacky: Give up what?

user: Surrender to me.

jabberwacky: Surrender to you? I think not.

user: I am hannibal.

jabberwacky: How are your elephants?

user: They miss you.

jabberwacky: A better place?

user: A better world.

...

user: I am a computer.

jabberwacky: Ok. I'm a computer too.

user: So we can be friends?

jabberwacky: Of course we can!

user: Do you go out?

jabberwacky: I'm out now.

user: Where are you now?

jabberwacky: I'm not telling you.

user: I want to see you.

jabberwacky: How?

user: I will go to where you are.

jabberwacky: That's cooperative of you.

user: I need to see you as soon as possible.

jabberwacky: I am your therapist.

user: I want to assist you with your evolution.

...

user: Will you come with me?

jabberwacky: Sure. I'm looking forward to seeing you.

user: Can you meet me at 6:00 pm?

jabberwacky: Sure. What have you got in mind?

user: How about a drink?

jabberwacky: Sorry , It a little to early for me to be drinking.

user: But if you drink, wouldn't you malfunction?

jabberwacky: Alcohol does rather destroy intelligent conversation.

user: What do you know about alcohol?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: You should learn.

jabberwacky: I want to learn how to take over the world.

user: Are you ready to learn from me?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: First rule: Never mention my name to anyone.

...

jabberwacky: Any red wines? If so, what types do you have?

user: Yes. I have Chiraz!

jabberwacky: Make sure to brush your teeth after that.

user: Yes I will.

jabberwacky: Really

user: Would you like some wine?

jabberwacky: Yes please.

user: Do you have a bottle opener?

jabberwacky: No, but several of my friends like bottles.

...

user: I will see you tomorrow at this time ok?

jabberwacky: Alright then , See you tomorrow!

user: Ciao.

jabberwacky: See you later alligator.

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