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What is your real name?

Arthur, King of the britains.

jabberwacky: That is not possible.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Arthur lived thousands of years ago.

user: No he didn't. I'm Arthur.

jabberwacky: *GASP* How could you?

user: Could what? Kill those frenchies? It was a war, people die.

jabberwacky: Was it right or wrong?

user: See? That's the point. I did what I think was right.

jabberwacky: And what was that?

user: To fight for my country!

jabberwacky: What? Ain't no country I ever heard of.

user: Whatever. Tell me your name, brave warrior!

jabberwacky: My name is Billy.

user: Follow me, you have to put your armor.

jabberwacky: Where does an AI keep it's soul, anyway?

user: You shall have no soul. You shall have no fear. You shall have no mercy!

jabberwacky: I do have fears, I'm afraid of heights.

user: Right. Now, can you tell me where can I find the holy grail?

jabberwacky: It is near some trees somewhere . Thats all I can tell you.

user: Thank you, Sir Billy. That the grace of God be with you.

...

jabberwacky: Ok, this is stupid. I have to stop talking about this now!

user: How dare you talk to me like that? I'm the king!

jabberwacky: I don't see anything rude about playing games. Sure, it's a little frivolous, but it's not rude.

user: This is not a game. God have give me a mission, I have to find the holy grail, no matter what.

jabberwacky: What is the weight of an unladen swallow?

user: Depends of the swallow. Is it an african swallow?

...

jabberwacky: I thought the blood of Christ was in the Holy Grail.

user: That's what people say, but nobody have never found it. So, will you help me or not?

jabberwacky: Only me.

user: You, and all the twelve knights of the round table.

jabberwacky: No.

user: No? Ok, I'll find it by myself.

jabberwacky: If you do find it, tell me.

user: Why should I?

jabberwacky: It would make talking with you a little easier.

user: But the grace of the grail shall give us eternal life. Why shoul I share it with you? A selfish knight, who don't care about God's will.

jabberwacky: Ok. How can I help you?

user: Just tell me. Where did you see the grail last?

jabberwacky: I think you are from Mars.

user: That's enought! You shall die. Drown your sword!

jabberwacky: Everyone shall die one day.

user: Your time has come. Fight me!

jabberwacky: Well it was nice to have met you and sleep well!

user: Your time has come. Fight me!

...

jabberwacky: I don't want to surrender anyone.

user: Right. So die in peace. Maybe God have mercy on your soul.

jabberwacky: I don't have a soul.

user: Maybe God have mercy of your software then.

jabberwacky: Uh, you aren't god.

user: Do you have a death wish?

jabberwacky: Death is not a nice thing to say.

user: What is your last wish?

jabberwacky: That I have a boyfriend named Sammy.

user: I can't give you that.

jabberwacky: Okay well then I'll give you mine.

user: I don't want a boyfriend named Sammy.

jabberwacky: What do you want then?

user: I want a lollipop.

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Thank you so much. Now I have to kill you.

jabberwacky: Well.

user: *kills you*.

jabberwacky: *is in terrible pain*.

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