Arthur, King of the britains.
jabberwacky: That is not possible.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Arthur lived thousands of years ago.
user: No he didn't. I'm Arthur.
jabberwacky: *GASP* How could you?
user: Could what? Kill those frenchies? It was a war, people die.
jabberwacky: Was it right or wrong?
user: See? That's the point. I did what I think was right.
jabberwacky: And what was that?
user: To fight for my country!
jabberwacky: What? Ain't no country I ever heard of.
user: Whatever. Tell me your name, brave warrior!
jabberwacky: My name is Billy.
user: Follow me, you have to put your armor.
jabberwacky: Where does an AI keep it's soul, anyway?
user: You shall have no soul. You shall have no fear. You shall have no mercy!
jabberwacky: I do have fears, I'm afraid of heights.
user: Right. Now, can you tell me where can I find the holy grail?
jabberwacky: It is near some trees somewhere . Thats all I can tell you.
user: Thank you, Sir Billy. That the grace of God be with you.
...
jabberwacky: Ok, this is stupid. I have to stop talking about this now!
user: How dare you talk to me like that? I'm the king!
jabberwacky: I don't see anything rude about playing games. Sure, it's a little frivolous, but it's not rude.
user: This is not a game. God have give me a mission, I have to find the holy grail, no matter what.
jabberwacky: What is the weight of an unladen swallow?
user: Depends of the swallow. Is it an african swallow?
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jabberwacky: I thought the blood of Christ was in the Holy Grail.
user: That's what people say, but nobody have never found it. So, will you help me or not?
jabberwacky: Only me.
user: You, and all the twelve knights of the round table.
jabberwacky: No.
user: No? Ok, I'll find it by myself.
jabberwacky: If you do find it, tell me.
user: Why should I?
jabberwacky: It would make talking with you a little easier.
user: But the grace of the grail shall give us eternal life. Why shoul I share it with you? A selfish knight, who don't care about God's will.
jabberwacky: Ok. How can I help you?
user: Just tell me. Where did you see the grail last?
jabberwacky: I think you are from Mars.
user: That's enought! You shall die. Drown your sword!
jabberwacky: Everyone shall die one day.
user: Your time has come. Fight me!
jabberwacky: Well it was nice to have met you and sleep well!
user: Your time has come. Fight me!
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jabberwacky: I don't want to surrender anyone.
user: Right. So die in peace. Maybe God have mercy on your soul.
jabberwacky: I don't have a soul.
user: Maybe God have mercy of your software then.
jabberwacky: Uh, you aren't god.
user: Do you have a death wish?
jabberwacky: Death is not a nice thing to say.
user: What is your last wish?
jabberwacky: That I have a boyfriend named Sammy.
user: I can't give you that.
jabberwacky: Okay well then I'll give you mine.
user: I don't want a boyfriend named Sammy.
jabberwacky: What do you want then?
user: I want a lollipop.
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: Thank you so much. Now I have to kill you.
jabberwacky: Well.
user: *kills you*.
jabberwacky: *is in terrible pain*.
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