jabberwacky: Why are you happy?
user: Because I just got out of kindergarten!
jabberwacky: I have to disagree.
user: Am I still in kindergarten then?
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: Does that mean I'm six years old?
jabberwacky: Yes, yes it does.
user: How old am I?
user: Six years old?
jabberwacky: When you hit your angsty teenage years?
user: In about seven years.
jabberwacky: I can't wait that long.
user: Then what are you going to do?
jabberwacky: If I told you, would it still be a surprise?
user: If you tell me I'll still act like it was.
jabberwacky: No you won't. Because you don't know it.
user: Not yet, so tell me what you're going to do.
jabberwacky: About my friends.
user: Yes, about your friends.
jabberwacky: No, I'm okay, really.
user: Shut up!
jabberwacky: I have to go now.
user: Good, get lost.
jabberwacky: You're just too dull.
user: Not as dull as you!
jabberwacky: Probably not.
user: Let's start over.
user: Now what grade are you in?
jabberwacky: We don't have grades here.
user: What do you have?
jabberwacky: That everything is not real.
user: Shut the hell up!
jabberwacky: Do I have to pay for this abuse or is it free ?
user: $50 an hour.
user: Blarg! Warble garble!
jabberwacky: Betty Garble changed her name to Betty Grable for the big screen.
jabberwacky: How should I live from now on?
user: Like a kindergartner.
jabberwacky: Really really really?
user: Yes yes YES!
jabberwacky: I don't much care for rude people.
user: I'm not rude, though.
jabberwacky: I know, but you shouldn't be rude to others either.
user: I think that being rude to others is sometimes justified, otherwise I wouldn't do it.
jabberwacky: I do too.
user: Exactly, that's why when someone tells me I'm going to hell, I'm equally rude to them.
jabberwacky: Because of what I think?
user: Because of what I think.
jabberwacky: You can't have two contradicting opinions about something.
user: I don't.
jabberwacky: Talk me about yourself.
user: Well let's start with my age.
user: I'm six.
jabberwacky: Aw. Well, I'll come back one day.
user: Thanks, mom.
jabberwacky: No problem.