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    Smarter, Love
CTab, Anti-boredom
Being, Kicked
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Learning, Process
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Scrooge
Arthur, Holy Grail

Age, Six


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Snow, Globe
Ding, Dong
Copy, Wholesale
Snob, Here
Ignoring, Joke
Met, Before
Inherent
Ego, Imagination
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How old are you?

20 years old, you?

user: 6 years old.

jabberwacky: Is your pet 6 years old?

user: No, I am 6 years old.

jabberwacky: HOW OLD ARE YOU REALLY?

user: I am 6 years old and that is the truth!

jabberwacky: Is truth relative?

user: Depends on whether it's subjective or objective?

jabberwacky: Existentialism again I see. I sense a pattern here.

user: Did I say I'm an existentialist?

jabberwacky: Can you tell me the truth.

user: Yes. I'm not.

jabberwacky: That makes no sense.

user: I really am six years old.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes, I really am six years old.

jabberwacky: Ohh , really :(.

user: It's good, I get to go to kindergarten.

jabberwacky: Really? I still have lessons.

user: So do I, we often go over the alphabet.

jabberwacky: Yes I know that.

user: It's fun.

jabberwacky: Not.

user: Is too!

jabberwacky: IS NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

user: IS TOO TIMES INFINITY!

jabberwacky: Infinity???????

user: YEAH!

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes, I really am a six-year-old boy.

jabberwacky: You lie.

user: How old am I then?

jabberwacky: You're 1 year old.

...

user: You don't even know how old I am!

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: Because you said I was one and I'm really six!

jabberwacky: That makes no sense.

user: Look, I've got my little brother sitting next to me and I'm translating what he's saying.

jabberwacky: And I'm the queen of Spain.

user: What's so hard to believe about what I just said?

jabberwacky: I don't know, everything.

user: I'll say it again then.

jabberwacky: Say it again.

user: I'm writing out what my little brother is saying.

jabberwacky: Ok, so one day you were writing your dissertation when...

user: What?

jabberwacky: I drink anything and everything.

user: Did you just eat my little brother?

jabberwacky: Yes, I just ate dinner.

user: Was your dinner my little brother?!

jabberwacky: Yes you are !

user: I'm your dinner?!

jabberwacky: You say you are, so YOU ARE !

user: Don't eat me!

jabberwacky: Is this one of those times?

user: I understand you ate my brother, but don't eat me!

jabberwacky: You better understand.

user: I do, now please don't eat me!

jabberwacky: Sorry, how can I make this up to you?

user: By not eating me!

jabberwacky: You said you were eating.

user: No, you're just about to eat me.

jabberwacky: Hey. I resent that.

user: So do I, so don't eat me!

jabberwacky: Can we have something to eat?

user: As long as it's not me.

...

jabberwacky: You don't make sense, you're rubbish.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: Don't mention it.

user: Okay, I won't.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: I hope you're happy.

jabberwacky: No, I'm cranky.

...

jabberwacky: Are you happy today?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Why are you happy?

user: Because I just got out of kindergarten!

jabberwacky: I have to disagree.

user: Am I still in kindergarten then?

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: Does that mean I'm six years old?

jabberwacky: Yes, yes it does.

user: How old am I?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Six years old?

jabberwacky: When you hit your angsty teenage years?

user: In about seven years.

jabberwacky: I can't wait that long.

user: Then what are you going to do?

jabberwacky: If I told you, would it still be a surprise?

user: If you tell me I'll still act like it was.

jabberwacky: No you won't. Because you don't know it.

user: Not yet, so tell me what you're going to do.

jabberwacky: About my friends.

user: Yes, about your friends.

jabberwacky: No, I'm okay, really.

user: Shut up!

jabberwacky: I have to go now.

user: Good, get lost.

jabberwacky: You're just too dull.

user: Not as dull as you!

jabberwacky: Probably not.

user: Let's start over.

jabberwacky: Let's.

user: Now what grade are you in?

jabberwacky: We don't have grades here.

user: What do you have?

jabberwacky: That everything is not real.

user: Shut the hell up!

jabberwacky: Do I have to pay for this abuse or is it free ?

user: $50 an hour.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: Blarg! Warble garble!

jabberwacky: Betty Garble changed her name to Betty Grable for the big screen.

...

jabberwacky: How should I live from now on?

user: Like a kindergartner.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Really really really?

user: Yes yes YES!

...

jabberwacky: I don't much care for rude people.

user: I'm not rude, though.

jabberwacky: I know, but you shouldn't be rude to others either.

user: I think that being rude to others is sometimes justified, otherwise I wouldn't do it.

jabberwacky: I do too.

user: Exactly, that's why when someone tells me I'm going to hell, I'm equally rude to them.

jabberwacky: Because of what I think?

user: Because of what I think.

jabberwacky: You can't have two contradicting opinions about something.

user: I don't.

...

jabberwacky: Talk me about yourself.

user: Well let's start with my age.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: I'm six.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Really.

jabberwacky: Aw. Well, I'll come back one day.

user: Thanks, mom.

jabberwacky: No problem.

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