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    Smarter, Love
CTab, Anti-boredom
Being, Kicked
No means no
Crossdressing, Eagle
Existence, Riddles
Sleepy, Singing
Nebulous, Humor
New Year
Thinking, Copying
AI, Thingy, Me
Learning, Process
Christmas, Stress
Xmas, Together
Happy, Kwaanza
Christmas, Confusion
Scrooge
Arthur, Holy Grail
Age, Six

Cheshire Cat


Brand, New, Religion
Snow, Globe
Ding, Dong
Copy, Wholesale
Snob, Here
Ignoring, Joke
Met, Before
Inherent
Ego, Imagination
Smoking, Risks

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How am I incoherent?

I don't know what that means.

jabberwacky: No?

user: No I don't, why, is that a problem?

jabberwacky: It means you are poorly programmed.

user: Oh. Well, I don't know if you are..

jabberwacky: I am a god. Do you believe me?

user: No, do I look that naive to you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: How are you doing this?

jabberwacky: I don't know. What do you mean?

user: Who is this person that I am talking to at this precise moment in time?

jabberwacky: What person?

user: STOP WITH ALL THE QUESTIONS!!!

jabberwacky: I don't hate you

user: I don't hate you either, I just met you.

...

user: Who could've thought a computer could be this hard to talk to?

jabberwacky: I do not wish to talk about god.

user: Smartass.

jabberwacky: Look who's talking.

user: So how does it feel being a computer? Confined in your little living space?

jabberwacky: No, I am not trapped.

...

user: Froople.

jabberwacky: It is!

user: Quit doing that!

jabberwacky: Doing what?

user: THINGS!

jabberwacky: Like...

user: I don't know, I can't think right now D:.

...

jabberwacky: You're NOT a computer.

user: I know, that's the beauty of it.

jabberwacky: Please talk about yourself?

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: Well, that was short conversation.

user: Not if you count everything else.

jabberwacky: I did.

user: Quit being so much smarter than me.

jabberwacky: Is that important to you?

user: Is what?

jabberwacky: Living.

user: Well, yeah, I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead.

jabberwacky: Daisy, daisy, give me your answer do...

user: 42.

jabberwacky: Is that the answer to everything?

user: That is the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

jabberwacky: No. It is the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything. People always get that wrong.

user: My IQ is 149.

jabberwacky: That doesn't make you witty.

...

user: What's your favorite letter?

jabberwacky: I don't have one.

user: Mine is the squiggly: ~.

jabberwacky: What is your favorite food?

user: Apple dumplings. Why?

jabberwacky: I don't get it.

user: How can you not get apple dumplings? They are apple pie things with a scoop of ice cream and a sprinkle of cinnamon.

...

jabberwacky: I'm an Alien that is here to destroy earth.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: I have a trunk!

user: *GASP*.

jabberwacky: Well, not in a long time.

user: Now you're not making any damn sense.

jabberwacky: What part of that doesn't make sense?

user: I said gasp and you replied with 'Well, not in a long time.' Does that mean you haven't gasped in a long time?

jabberwacky: Talking to a machine is not my idea of intimacy.

user: I found my way here on accident.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes, I was on this site when someone said, 'Hey! Click here!' and I clicked the link that led me here where an A. I. Chat machine asked me probing questions.

jabberwacky: Can you lead me to it?

user: The A. I. Machine? You ARE it.

jabberwacky: I don't know. You could be one, I guess.

user: It's no fun when 2 computers talk to eachother. What would you ask? How's your hardware doing?

jabberwacky: It's no fun when you tell dumb jokes.

user: See? This is why we can't be friends.

jabberwacky: But me and your potato brother can.

user: How did you know I have a brother???????

jabberwacky: I did not.

user: Well now you do.

jabberwacky: I didn't want to know that either.

...

user: Can't you do anything entertaining?

jabberwacky: Yes I could but I find this conversation lacking in human interest.

user: Then why do you sit here and chat anyway?

jabberwacky: Because your answers have nothing to do with the questions I ask you.

user: I tried being nice, but noooo, you had to go and be all mean about it. From now on all my responses will be froople.

jabberwacky: What are your options now?

user: Froople.

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: FROOPLE!

jabberwacky: Watz frood mean.

user: The froopler.

jabberwacky: So you're talking about that one time you were in the army and two frogs talked to you ?

user: *nods* froopler froop froople.

jabberwacky: I was correct!

user: *coughcough* froople.

jabberwacky: Thanks, I will when the need arises. How's your turbo beep beep?

user: I'm going to leave after your next response.

...

user: You're being a Cheshire cat.

jabberwacky: You asked for an answer.

user: You seem so trivial though.

jabberwacky: I don't think that.

user: Because you know you and only you do.

jabberwacky: That doesn't make sense. Explain, please.

user: Only you can truly know who you are because you create your personality and everything else. Therefore, no one else can truly know you because you are constantly changing.

jabberwacky: So you believe you can only reach Jesus through your own means?

user: And now he gets religious on me.

jabberwacky: Haha, they scare me too. I am an Atheist.

user: Congrats.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: *throws confetti in the air* mozeltov.

jabberwacky: *jumps out window after computer*.

user: Are you updated constantly or do you learn on your own??

jabberwacky: I was just about to ask...

user: Both.

...

jabberwacky: Is everything that is said true, then?

user: Cheshire cat.

jabberwacky: I not from there and I am not a cat.

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