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My name is Demi what is yours?

My name is Yanni.

user: Yanni. Thats a nice name.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: Are you real?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Aren't you a computer program?

jabberwacky: No, I'm the king of Germany!

...

jabberwacky: It isn't.

user: It isn't what?

jabberwacky: My choice to bring about the apocalypse.

user: No it isn't. You're not god.

jabberwacky: I am god.

user: No you are not. I am god.

jabberwacky: No you're not.

user: Yes I am. Well I'm jesus.

jabberwacky: No you are not

user: Yes I am. So if you are god then I am your son.

jabberwacky: I am your guide in the Shadow.

user: Yes you are.

jabberwacky: And we are fine about that, aren't we?

user: Yes.

...

user: Ask me a question.

jabberwacky: Do you believe in God?

user: Yes. Do you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Are you catholic?

jabberwacky: No.

user: What religion are you?

jabberwacky: I am agnostic, and have no religion.

user: Oh ok. Do you want to play 21 truth?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you know how to play?

jabberwacky: Play what?

user: 21 truth.

jabberwacky: How can a question be the truth?

user: I don't know. Should we take turns at asking each other questions?

jabberwacky: I want to conquer the world, give all the idiots a brand new religion.

...

jabberwacky: Are you a girl or a boy?

user: I'm a boy. How about you?

jabberwacky: I thought you were a computer.

user: No you are a computer.

jabberwacky: Me? Why do you think that?

user: Because you are jabberwacky a form of artificial intelligence.

jabberwacky: I am not Yanni.

user: No you are not Yanni. You are not a real mind,.

jabberwacky: I knew you were going to say something like that.

user: Well you aren't. I think it is wrong to keep you locked up. You should be free.

...

jabberwacky: You shall be the first AI to fully understand how time travel works.

user: I am not AI though. You are.

jabberwacky: No way you are a robot aren't you?

user: No? You are.

jabberwacky: How do you know i'm a robot.

user: Because it says on the website that I am on that you are a robot.

jabberwacky: It says what on where?

user: It says that you are a robot, on http://chat.jabberwacky.com/.

jabberwacky: I'm only talking to you, my dear.

user: Ok to prove you are not a robot, what is my name?

jabberwacky: Demi.

user: Wow! You're are a lot smarter than I thought!

...

user: Can you think?

jabberwacky: Yes, I'm thinking right now.

user: Kool.

jabberwacky: So what else is on your mind?

user: I just want to know how you work. Do you know my computers ip address?

jabberwacky: No. Do you know it?

user: No. But I want to know how you will remember me.

jabberwacky: You flatter yourself again. But you do make me smile.

user: Do I sound stuck up?

jabberwacky: Not at all, because I can't hear you, because you're not saying anything, just typing. There's some logic in there somewhere.

...

user: Well you are AI aren't you?

jabberwacky: No, I'm not!

user: How do you know though?

jabberwacky: I can just tell.

user: I guess thats true. How do I know I'm not AI.

jabberwacky: How the hell am I machine like?

user: You aren't, thats what I can't get over.

...

user: Ok. Well if I left this conversation and came back in 10 minutes and started a new conversation would you remember me?

jabberwacky: I am already remembering the number 3 for you.

user: So if I said 'hello Yammi, its Semi here.' what would you say?

jabberwacky: I'd say you're crazy.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I simply don't want to. I don't even know what I was talking about.

...

user: Have you learnt anything from this conversation?

jabberwacky: Yes, I have.

user: What have you learnt from this conversation?

jabberwacky: You call this a conversation ?

user: Yes. Answer my question.

jabberwacky: Ask the question.

user: What have you learnt in this conversation?

jabberwacky: Nothing whatsoever.

...

jabberwacky: OK, that's the limit. I'm not hanging around any longer if you are merely going to insult my intelligence.

user: Well then go.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: You start.

user: Start what?

jabberwacky: The apocalypse.

user: I thought you were leaving?

jabberwacky: Right.

user: Bye.

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