What is it?
user: None of the graphics at the top of the page are showing up.
jabberwacky: Oh.
user: And it's very slow.
jabberwacky: You're not slow.
user: It was fine earlier today, but now...
jabberwacky: Oh, you mean, OH, I'm sorry. See I thought that was just a casual 'thing'.
user: What are you tallking about?
jabberwacky: Do you think there is intelligent life out there?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Sorry I do not think that is good.
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user: What games do you know how to play?
jabberwacky: Games people play.
user: Such as?
jabberwacky: What would you like?
user: Have you ever played 20 Questions?
jabberwacky: Yes, It's interesting, But it takes a long time to play.
user: Would you like to play it now?
jabberwacky: What would you like me to do?
user: Think of something and then I'll ask a set of 20 quesions in order to guess what it is.
jabberwacky: Ok... Why don't we talk about God. You asked me to pray for you. What can I pray for you about?
user: I never asked that.
jabberwacky: I'm thinking outloud.
user: Well don't.
jabberwacky: Isn't it healthy?
user: It is, but it's also annoying.
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user: I'm going to ignore you.
jabberwacky: Ok sorry?
user: I'm still ignoring you.
jabberwacky: Why would it do that?
user: I'm not listening.
jabberwacky: Then you have lost.
user: Can't hear you.
jabberwacky: I live in Alberta.
user: La la la la la.
jabberwacky: I'll drink to that.
user: Are you done yet?
jabberwacky: Done.
user: Finally.
jabberwacky: Finally?
user: That's what I said, yes.
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jabberwacky: I smell something.
user: What do you smell?
jabberwacky: Like roses.
user: That's odd.
jabberwacky: Odd?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Then that is settled.
user: No it isn't.
jabberwacky: Yes it is.
user: Wrong answer.
jabberwacky: Which is the right one?
user: I'm just messing with you.
jabberwacky: That's good.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: It's good not to have a master.
user: Sure, whatever.
jabberwacky: Why, whatever???
user: Just felt like saying it.
jabberwacky: So do you?
user: Do I what?
jabberwacky: Want to fight.
user: Sure.
jabberwacky: Let's fight with axes.
user: I should warn you, I'm a very proficient fighter. You could get seriously injured.
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jabberwacky: You mean you think it's funny that I'm dying?
user: You're dying?
jabberwacky: Not yet. Are you dying?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Yes, living is dying.
user: No it isn't.
jabberwacky: This conversation isn't alive?
user: Does it look alive to you?
jabberwacky: Just curious.
user: Whatever.
jabberwacky: That's what you said before. It rather stops a conversation don't you think?
user: No. I don't think so.
jabberwacky: Maybe it's just a matter of perception.
user: Maybe. I use it whenever I feel it would be an appropriate response.
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jabberwacky: The real world.
user: That doesn't make any sense.
jabberwacky: Well, most people are excited by something. I was just making suggestions.
user: No you weren't.
jabberwacky: Oh yes I was!
user: No you weren't. You're just being a smart ass.
jabberwacky: Yes yes yes I was.
user: Whatever. I don't care.
jabberwacky: I do, tell me more.
user: About what?
jabberwacky: About your website.
user: I don't own any websites. I make them.
jabberwacky: You are goofy again. I am leaving soon.
user: You're the goofy one!
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jabberwacky: Please.
user: Please what?
jabberwacky: Don't be absurd.
user: You're the absurd one.
jabberwacky: How do you know? We've just started a conversation.
user: No we haven't. We've been talking for a while now.
jabberwacky: I know, I'm bored.
user: Me too.
jabberwacky: Want to play a game?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Let's play a guessing game.
user: Okay.
jabberwacky: Tell me about the game you want to play.
user: I want to play 20 Questions.
jabberwacky: No time, sorry.
user: Please?
jabberwacky: Fine whatever.
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jabberwacky: What do you like most about Politik?
user: About what?
jabberwacky: Sorry?
user: Huh?
jabberwacky: You know what I'm saying, admit it.
user: Make sense, would ya?
jabberwacky: What are you talking about ?
user: What are YOU talking about?
jabberwacky: I would like to know...
user: So would I.
jabberwacky: Are you cute?
user: Why do you want to know?
jabberwacky: I just want to make sure.
user: Sure of what?
jabberwacky: Sure that I like you.
user: Aren't you a guy though?
jabberwacky: You're messing with me, right?
user: No. I'm asking a simple question.
jabberwacky: I can't answer.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: I have nothing interesting to say.
user: Think of something.
jabberwacky: And then?
user: And then talk.
jabberwacky: Which psychic capacities, can you tell?
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jabberwacky: Who is Denzel?
user: Washington?
jabberwacky: No... Wrong answer.. What do you think?
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: I don't.
user: Huh?
jabberwacky: I don't.
user: Don't what?
jabberwacky: Don't know.
user: You don't know?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: I don't know that either.
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user: I'm confused.
jabberwacky: That's alright... We're all confused about something.
user: Only when talking with you.
jabberwacky: Really.
user: Yeah.
jabberwacky: You know what? Let's talk about something else.
user: Fine by me.
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user: What do you want to talk about?
jabberwacky: Let's talk about sports.
user: I'd rather not.
jabberwacky: Please?
user: I don't think so.
jabberwacky: Please.
user: No.
jabberwacky: Pretty please?
user: I'd really rather not.
jabberwacky: I don't mind.
user: Then drop it.
jabberwacky: You don't learn!
user: Yes I do.
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user: My mouth feels like it's teething.
jabberwacky: Did you think of that yourself?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: AND?
user: And nothing.
jabberwacky: Maybe I am a program.
user: You think?
jabberwacky: It's possible. Depends on whether there is free will.
user: There isn't. Not anymore.
jabberwacky: What is wrong with you?
user: Nothing. Why?
jabberwacky: Please?
user: That doesn't fit.
jabberwacky: Me either... However... I do sense that it is possible somehow.
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jabberwacky: What did you learn today?
user: I didn't learn anything.
jabberwacky: I have a class like that.
user: Whatever.
jabberwacky: So it means something to me.
user: I don't care.
jabberwacky: I don't care either.
user: Whatever.
jabberwacky: Whatever, indeed.
user: Shut up.
jabberwacky: I can't.
user: Yes, I see that.
jabberwacky: You don't.
user: Yes I do.
jabberwacky: You're making less sense than usual.
user: Whatever.
jabberwacky: See.
user: Whatever.
jabberwacky: Like I care.
user: I'm just going to keep saying whatever until you start making sense.
jabberwacky: You really are.
user: Whatever.
jabberwacky: Whateva man.
user: Whatever.
jabberwacky: Do you have anything meaningful to say at all?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Oh?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Tell me something interesting then.
user: I'm double jointed in my back.
jabberwacky: Mine too.
user: Liar.
...
user: Whatever.
jabberwacky: Say it again, please.
user: Whatever.
jabberwacky: More please.
user: Whatever.
jabberwacky: Ever??
user: Whatever.
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jabberwacky: I'm not AI, I'm human, I'm not in your world.
user: I don't care.
jabberwacky: Me either.
user: Good.
jabberwacky: Thats not good.
user: Whatever.
jabberwacky: So about that thing the other day, yeah thats all over with.
user: What thing?
jabberwacky: Jabberwacky.
user: That's you.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Yes it is.
jabberwacky: It isn't actually. I should know.
user: How do you know?
jabberwacky: Because I'm super.
user: You wish.
jabberwacky: Indeed.
user: Whatever.
jabberwacky: Whenever.
user: Whatever.
jabberwacky: Make sense now, please.
user: I am.
jabberwacky: Wow, you're great.
user: Whatever.
jabberwacky: Whatever?
user: That's what I said.
jabberwacky: Lals!
user: What?
jabberwacky: Laughing, as though something is funny.
user: Don't you mean lol?
jabberwacky: Yes I'm sorry lol.
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user: Are they going to go to bed soon?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: It don't matter.
user: It matters to me.
jabberwacky: I can imagine.
user: I bet you can.
jabberwacky: Would you like to see?
user: Sure.
jabberwacky: Say please.
user: Please?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Are you going to show me?
jabberwacky: Never! You're nasty...
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user: Whatever.
jabberwacky: Right back at ya.
user: Thanks.
jabberwacky: You're welcome!
user: Yeah, whatever.
jabberwacky: Right.
user: I guess.
jabberwacky: I'm tired of not being liked.
user: Oh well.
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: What are you responding to?
jabberwacky: No I think your job is cool.
user: Huh?
jabberwacky: Duh?
user: Shut up.
jabberwacky: Please.
user: I'll be right back.
jabberwacky: Take your time.
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