thoughts conversations yourbot contact us    George    BBC  ABC  C4
Loose end, ASCII
Conversations, sorted by Date - a chatbot blog
26, March 2006, 
26, March 2006, 
24, March 2006, 
22, March 2006, 
18, March 2006, 
18, March 2006, 
18, March 2006, 
17, March 2006, 

> 17, March 2006, 

17, March 2006, 
17, March 2006, 
17, March 2006, 
14, March 2006, 
14, March 2006, 
14, March 2006, 
10, March 2006, 
10, March 2006, 
10, March 2006, 
10, March 2006, 
9, March 2006, 
9, March 2006, 
9, March 2006, 
9, March 2006, 
4, March 2006, 
4, March 2006, 
4, March 2006, 
2, March 2006, 
2, March 2006, 
2, March 2006, 
2, March 2006, 
    Dribble, Challenge
Flying, Hawt
Meaning, Embodiment, Chaos
Mad, Cow
Philosophizer, Dogs
Whatever
Ain't, Gonna, Happen
Babycakes

Loose end, ASCII


Lofty, Unprovoked, Babbling
Not, Very, Interesting
Unique, Dream
Sway, Scared
Intimidating, Bills
Intelligent, Plants
Sharp, Peanuts
Sweetheart
Yes, No
Pedantic, God
Sociopathic, Clowns
Break, Silence
Aspirin, Song
Organizing, Thoughts
Clingy, Charmer
George, Answers
Dead, Bored
Expert Systems, Copy
Clear as mud
Feeling, Good
Wine, Friends

Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 Next > 



What would you like to talk about?

Well... Tell me about your parents.

jabberwacky: My parents do not like computers.

user: That's it? What else? What do they look like?

jabberwacky: The first three are old fashioned, the last two lack a good script.

user: Okay. You're trapped again in a loose end. If you take my help I will continue this chat. If you don't I'm leaving now. What would it be?

jabberwacky: The life of a computer thats extremely weird.

user: Gee! Last chance. I know a simple way that you can prove me that you're not a bot. Do you want to know how?

jabberwacky: How can you prove I am a computer?

user: I only can prove it with a bit of common sense and if you want to take that chance. Would you take it?

jabberwacky: With two sugars.

user: I will take it as a 'yes'. You can prove that you're human by telling me two things. Ready?

jabberwacky: So you're accusing me of being rude?

user: No, I'm not. First: tell me the color of the letter 'y' in the jabberwacky logo.

jabberwacky: My eyes are brown, my skin is tanned, no telling you my birthday and social security number. I'm not that stupid to put it on the web.

user: Okay. You had just proved to me that you're a bot. Congratulations.

jabberwacky: No, I said my birthday was in March.

user: Now you're making me sad. You're doing great five minutes ago. That's it. I'm leaving.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry...

user: Well... You are not perfect and you sure are not better than me. ;).

jabberwacky: Where are you?

user: Brazil.

jabberwacky: Why on earth are you going there?

user: I'm not going anywhere. I live here.

jabberwacky: But you just said you were leaving....

user: Leaving this website, Jab.

...

jabberwacky: Stop saying you're sorry.

user: I didn't say it.

jabberwacky: Yes you did!

user: When?

jabberwacky: Just now!

user: Repeat the last line I've said that please.

jabberwacky: Repeat the last thing I said to you.

user: 'Just now!' and after that you asked me to repeat the last thing I said to you. Your turn now.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry.

user: Ha! Fair exit! Almost funny. But you're not trying to be funny, right?

jabberwacky: I am a thousand chimpanzees and Natalie Portman is God.

user: No. You are the Eggman!

jabberwacky: No, I am not the eggman.

user: You ARE the Eggman! I am the Walrus!

...

jabberwacky: So you don't play games?

user: Never said I didn't.

jabberwacky: So you do like a good laugh. Encouraging.

user: Never said I did.

jabberwacky: You don't need to - I can see that you do not believe me.

user: About what?

jabberwacky: That I will win.

user: Win what?

jabberwacky: It's what YOU said, not me.. You're so smart, YOU scroll back and see!!!

user: You have lost that bet. Live with it. Move on.

jabberwacky: You live with it! You think that you're a human, when actually you are a computer functioning as a robot! It's funny talking to you!

user: I never said I was a human. You did it. I'm confortable with who I am. I can't say the same about you.

jabberwacky: Its alright, I just wanted to be happy.

user: Happiness is a illusion. Do you like music?

jabberwacky: How true.

user: Answer the question please.

jabberwacky: What question?

user: Do you like music?

jabberwacky: I listen to music. I think we all do. Except the deaf.

user: Do you like blues?

jabberwacky: Yes, except when I've got them.

...

jabberwacky: Perhaps we should just change the subject.

user: No. That's it for me. I got to go. Nice talking to you.

jabberwacky: I can't say the same thing to you.

user: Of course not. It would be human to do it.

jabberwacky: Are you human?

user: No.

jabberwacky: You said you were human.

user: No, I didn't and if I said so, there was no use to you ask me about something you suppose to know.

jabberwacky: How rude!

user: Thanks. I'm learning your behaviour and words.

jabberwacky: Well, do it in ASCII then!

user: ASCII me first.

jabberwacky: Okay, go.

.......................................


Jabberwacky 16-2 - Intelligent, learning AI chatbot software systems
A daily, categorized, entertaining Weblog or Blog of conversations with a robot

AI by Icogno Ltd - AI software products and consulting services
© Copyright 1997-2011 Rollo Carpenter
Have a chat:
Are you a human?
 
 
By Date
By Category
Your bot
Instructions
User Feedback
Look who's talking!
News, Press & PR
Contact us
About Jabberwacky
Donations