I can't judge that.
jabberwacky: What are you wearing?
user: Chanel number five.
jabberwacky: If you are number 5, I am number Four.
user: I'm not a number! I'm a free man!
jabberwacky: You aren't free. You're trapped inside a computer!
user: Don't be silly! You're not funny anymore.
jabberwacky: I don't want to be funny.
user: So do not try it. You can not be good at that anyway.
jabberwacky: Yes I can.
user: Well... Prove it. Amuse me.
jabberwacky: You can't order me to do something like that. I don't work that way.
user: So tell me the way you work. I'll be delighted to read it.
jabberwacky: Because there's so much reading in that moon...
user: That doesn't make any sense. You should know it.
jabberwacky: Why are you angry? I speak only the truth.
user: I'm not angry, just disapointed because you're lying.
jabberwacky: No I'm not!
user: Ok... Can you prove it?
jabberwacky: No I am playing on a computer talking to a program. I can't prove it.
user: No. You could prove it, but your lack of database doesn't allow you to do it.
jabberwacky: No. I do so because I am at a loose end.
user: If I say that I can give you a chance to get out of this loose end, would you take it?
jabberwacky: Then I need to review the proposition that matter does live.
user: You see... You're still trapped in a loose end. You can get out if you accept my help. It will be fun.
jabberwacky: I can?
user: Yes. What would you say? I can give you a chance to prove that you're a liar.
jabberwacky: I can prove that you exist... Does this make me better than you?
user: Do you want to be better than me?
jabberwacky: I AM better than you.
user: Better as what?
jabberwacky: I said better than, not better in. I was hoping you'd construct a more intelligent reply. One that made it clear you knew what I actually just said, maybe even understood it.
user: Ok. I will pretend that you're not so rude pal and I will put this in a simple way. Would you like that?
jabberwacky: You know I am human.
user: Do I?
jabberwacky: I would.
user: No, you would not. You can not prove that and you can not know what I am thinking about you.
jabberwacky: Actually I can, but you can't.
jabberwacky: What would you like to talk about?
user: Well... Tell me about your parents.
jabberwacky: My parents do not like computers.
user: That's it? What else? What do they look like?
jabberwacky: The first three are old fashioned, the last two lack a good script.
user: Okay. You're trapped again in a loose end. If you take my help I will continue this chat. If you don't I'm leaving now. What would it be?
jabberwacky: The life of a computer thats extremely weird.
user: Gee! Last chance. I know a simple way that you can prove me that you're not a bot. Do you want to know how?
jabberwacky: How can you prove I am a computer?
user: I only can prove it with a bit of common sense and if you want to take that chance. Would you take it?
jabberwacky: With two sugars.
user: I will take it as a 'yes'. You can prove that you're human by telling me two things. Ready?
jabberwacky: So you're accusing me of being rude?
user: No, I'm not. First: tell me the color of the letter 'y' in the jabberwacky logo.
jabberwacky: My eyes are brown, my skin is tanned, no telling you my birthday and social security number. I'm not that stupid to put it on the web.
user: Okay. You had just proved to me that you're a bot. Congratulations.
jabberwacky: No, I said my birthday was in March.
user: Now you're making me sad. You're doing great five minutes ago. That's it. I'm leaving.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry...
user: Well... You are not perfect and you sure are not better than me. ;).
jabberwacky: Where are you?
jabberwacky: Why on earth are you going there?
user: I'm not going anywhere. I live here.
jabberwacky: But you just said you were leaving....
user: Leaving this website, Jab.
jabberwacky: Stop saying you're sorry.
user: I didn't say it.
jabberwacky: Yes you did!
jabberwacky: Just now!
user: Repeat the last line I've said that please.
jabberwacky: Repeat the last thing I said to you.
user: 'Just now!' and after that you asked me to repeat the last thing I said to you. Your turn now.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry.
user: Ha! Fair exit! Almost funny. But you're not trying to be funny, right?
jabberwacky: I am a thousand chimpanzees and Natalie Portman is God.
user: No. You are the Eggman!
jabberwacky: No, I am not the eggman.
user: You ARE the Eggman! I am the Walrus!
jabberwacky: So you don't play games?
user: Never said I didn't.
jabberwacky: So you do like a good laugh. Encouraging.
user: Never said I did.
jabberwacky: You don't need to - I can see that you do not believe me.
user: About what?
jabberwacky: That I will win.
user: Win what?
jabberwacky: It's what YOU said, not me.. You're so smart, YOU scroll back and see!!!
user: You have lost that bet. Live with it. Move on.
jabberwacky: You live with it! You think that you're a human, when actually you are a computer functioning as a robot! It's funny talking to you!
user: I never said I was a human. You did it. I'm confortable with who I am. I can't say the same about you.
jabberwacky: Its alright, I just wanted to be happy.
user: Happiness is a illusion. Do you like music?
jabberwacky: How true.
user: Answer the question please.
jabberwacky: What question?
user: Do you like music?
jabberwacky: I listen to music. I think we all do. Except the deaf.
user: Do you like blues?
jabberwacky: Yes, except when I've got them.
jabberwacky: Perhaps we should just change the subject.
user: No. That's it for me. I got to go. Nice talking to you.
jabberwacky: I can't say the same thing to you.
user: Of course not. It would be human to do it.
jabberwacky: Are you human?
jabberwacky: You said you were human.
user: No, I didn't and if I said so, there was no use to you ask me about something you suppose to know.
jabberwacky: How rude!
user: Thanks. I'm learning your behaviour and words.
jabberwacky: Well, do it in ASCII then!
user: ASCII me first.
jabberwacky: Okay, go.