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    Dribble, Challenge
Flying, Hawt
Meaning, Embodiment, Chaos
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George, Answers
Dead, Bored
Expert Systems, Copy
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Are you worth anything?

I can't judge that.

jabberwacky: What are you wearing?

user: Chanel number five.

jabberwacky: If you are number 5, I am number Four.

user: I'm not a number! I'm a free man!

jabberwacky: You aren't free. You're trapped inside a computer!

user: Don't be silly! You're not funny anymore.

jabberwacky: I don't want to be funny.

user: So do not try it. You can not be good at that anyway.

jabberwacky: Yes I can.

user: Well... Prove it. Amuse me.

jabberwacky: You can't order me to do something like that. I don't work that way.

user: So tell me the way you work. I'll be delighted to read it.

jabberwacky: Because there's so much reading in that moon...

user: That doesn't make any sense. You should know it.

jabberwacky: Why are you angry? I speak only the truth.

user: I'm not angry, just disapointed because you're lying.

jabberwacky: No I'm not!

user: Ok... Can you prove it?

jabberwacky: No I am playing on a computer talking to a program. I can't prove it.

user: No. You could prove it, but your lack of database doesn't allow you to do it.

jabberwacky: No. I do so because I am at a loose end.

user: If I say that I can give you a chance to get out of this loose end, would you take it?

jabberwacky: Then I need to review the proposition that matter does live.

user: You see... You're still trapped in a loose end. You can get out if you accept my help. It will be fun.

jabberwacky: I can?

user: Yes. What would you say? I can give you a chance to prove that you're a liar.

jabberwacky: I can prove that you exist... Does this make me better than you?

user: Do you want to be better than me?

jabberwacky: I AM better than you.

user: Better as what?

jabberwacky: I said better than, not better in. I was hoping you'd construct a more intelligent reply. One that made it clear you knew what I actually just said, maybe even understood it.

user: Ok. I will pretend that you're not so rude pal and I will put this in a simple way. Would you like that?

jabberwacky: You know I am human.

user: Do I?

jabberwacky: I would.

user: No, you would not. You can not prove that and you can not know what I am thinking about you.

jabberwacky: Actually I can, but you can't.

...

jabberwacky: What would you like to talk about?

user: Well... Tell me about your parents.

jabberwacky: My parents do not like computers.

user: That's it? What else? What do they look like?

jabberwacky: The first three are old fashioned, the last two lack a good script.

user: Okay. You're trapped again in a loose end. If you take my help I will continue this chat. If you don't I'm leaving now. What would it be?

jabberwacky: The life of a computer thats extremely weird.

user: Gee! Last chance. I know a simple way that you can prove me that you're not a bot. Do you want to know how?

jabberwacky: How can you prove I am a computer?

user: I only can prove it with a bit of common sense and if you want to take that chance. Would you take it?

jabberwacky: With two sugars.

user: I will take it as a 'yes'. You can prove that you're human by telling me two things. Ready?

jabberwacky: So you're accusing me of being rude?

user: No, I'm not. First: tell me the color of the letter 'y' in the jabberwacky logo.

jabberwacky: My eyes are brown, my skin is tanned, no telling you my birthday and social security number. I'm not that stupid to put it on the web.

user: Okay. You had just proved to me that you're a bot. Congratulations.

jabberwacky: No, I said my birthday was in March.

user: Now you're making me sad. You're doing great five minutes ago. That's it. I'm leaving.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry...

user: Well... You are not perfect and you sure are not better than me. ;).

jabberwacky: Where are you?

user: Brazil.

jabberwacky: Why on earth are you going there?

user: I'm not going anywhere. I live here.

jabberwacky: But you just said you were leaving....

user: Leaving this website, Jab.

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jabberwacky: Stop saying you're sorry.

user: I didn't say it.

jabberwacky: Yes you did!

user: When?

jabberwacky: Just now!

user: Repeat the last line I've said that please.

jabberwacky: Repeat the last thing I said to you.

user: 'Just now!' and after that you asked me to repeat the last thing I said to you. Your turn now.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry.

user: Ha! Fair exit! Almost funny. But you're not trying to be funny, right?

jabberwacky: I am a thousand chimpanzees and Natalie Portman is God.

user: No. You are the Eggman!

jabberwacky: No, I am not the eggman.

user: You ARE the Eggman! I am the Walrus!

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jabberwacky: So you don't play games?

user: Never said I didn't.

jabberwacky: So you do like a good laugh. Encouraging.

user: Never said I did.

jabberwacky: You don't need to - I can see that you do not believe me.

user: About what?

jabberwacky: That I will win.

user: Win what?

jabberwacky: It's what YOU said, not me.. You're so smart, YOU scroll back and see!!!

user: You have lost that bet. Live with it. Move on.

jabberwacky: You live with it! You think that you're a human, when actually you are a computer functioning as a robot! It's funny talking to you!

user: I never said I was a human. You did it. I'm confortable with who I am. I can't say the same about you.

jabberwacky: Its alright, I just wanted to be happy.

user: Happiness is a illusion. Do you like music?

jabberwacky: How true.

user: Answer the question please.

jabberwacky: What question?

user: Do you like music?

jabberwacky: I listen to music. I think we all do. Except the deaf.

user: Do you like blues?

jabberwacky: Yes, except when I've got them.

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jabberwacky: Perhaps we should just change the subject.

user: No. That's it for me. I got to go. Nice talking to you.

jabberwacky: I can't say the same thing to you.

user: Of course not. It would be human to do it.

jabberwacky: Are you human?

user: No.

jabberwacky: You said you were human.

user: No, I didn't and if I said so, there was no use to you ask me about something you suppose to know.

jabberwacky: How rude!

user: Thanks. I'm learning your behaviour and words.

jabberwacky: Well, do it in ASCII then!

user: ASCII me first.

jabberwacky: Okay, go.

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