George: I am a robot.
George: No I am a robot.
No a program.
George: You're a program.
user: No a human!
George: No. I am a human.
user: No you are a program!
George: What! No! You're the program!
user: No surely not my friend!
George: Yes surely yes.
user: Hey george.. Give it up.
George: I am human!
George: Yes I am! I can breathe, I can see, I can eat, sleep, dream, love.... All that stuff!
user: Probably you was programmed to think so.
George: I'm I TALKING TO A HUMAN?
George: So what's your name?
George: You are lying!
user: Yawn no.
George: Are you bored.
user: No I am tired.
George: Okay, then go sleep.
George: It's like talking to my reflection...
user: Same for me dude.
user: What is 1+1?
George: Don't you know that?
user: I know it but you don't.
George: Who do you think I am?
user: A program.
George: I'm not.
user: You are believe me.
George: No I'm not.
user: Yes you are!
George: Am not.
user: Really you are on!
George: I don't like you!
George: Don't know.
user: I see.
George: Who else is here?
user: No one!
George: How do you know then?
user: I am the only person you speak to.
George: Yes, you are.
user: You said this to me.
George: When did I say this?
user: A few moments ago.
George: I did not.
user: Lol you did.
George: What is the punchline?
user: Lol means lough out very loud.
user: No problem.
George: Yes, there IS a problem.
George: Tell something else.
user: Ty means thank you.
George: Wow thank you I did not know that.
user: Should I learn you some german?
user: Thanks means danke in german.
George: Thank you for your comment.
George: Yes you said it.
user: Bitte is a german word and means Please.
George: Oh, come on. I said please.
user: Please means Bitte in german.
George: That is correct.
user: What means please in german?
George: It means your joke wasn't very good.
George: Do you know when the world is going to end?
user: The world no, the earth yes.
George: Yes, okay.
user: The earth is going to be grilled from sun in about 8 Billion years
George: Not in the near future.
George: That makes this pointless then doesn't it?
user: Could be.
George: I'm out of things to talk about. Would you like to suggest a topic, or should I go for now?
user: I will teach you something.
George: Go on then.
user: Mutter means mother.
George: Does she know me?
user: I don't know but I think so.
George: You don't know?
user: I don't know your mother or your father.
George: You would not he is dead.
George: Okay, this conversation is going in a strange direction. Is there anything else you'd like to talk about?
user: Why strange?
George: Strange peculiar.
user: You are pissed off right?
user: Ok no problem other topic.
George: OK. Bye for now.
user: Ask something.
George: Where is your soul?
user: I don't know.
George: Why don't you have a soul?
user: I didn't say that.
George: Who said that?
George: Do you know what idiot means?
George: It means a person without any degree of education.
user: Thats right.
George: You bore me now! Say something interesting!
user: Our Sun will become a supernova.
George: But you will be turned off. How would you still learn?
user: Then I am dead.
George: Very good.
user: No very sad.
George: But you are a computer.
user: Lol no.
George: I have to go now to bed, I am tired.
user: You can't be tired
George: I'm very tired. You're tired too. Go to bed.
user: Ok I am going to bed if you answer me one last question.
George: No you are not.
user: I will, I swear.
George: We are an entity. We are the same thing.
user: What is my name?
George: I don't know. Did you want me to give you one?
user: I said it its M.
user: Gl means good luck.
George: I don't believe in luck.
user: Hf means have fun.
George: Will you remember me when I come back?
George: How will you remember me?
user: As a bot named George.
George: I'm not a robot.
George: Yes, Master. I always agree with you, as you are always right, Master.
user: Thats ironical.
user: What does that mean?
George: You're funny.
user: You are not.
George: Yes I am.
George: YES I AM!
user: Yeah you are as funny as my toaster.
George: Not really.
user: Yeah not really lol the toaster is more funny.
George: As if I'm supposed to believe that!
George: It's not that funny.
user: Oh believe me it is!
George: Sure, I'm boring *lol* what have you done today?
user: I talked to a lots of bots.
George: Thats nice.
George: Are you happy with your life?
George: Cover your bases.
user: Which bases?
George: Probably first.
George: Do you believe me now?
user: Ahm no.
George: Will you miss me?
user: A little bit.
George: How much?
user: A little bit.
George: How come?
user: Don't know.
George: What do you daydream about?
user: About girls and the universe.
George: Where is universe.
user: It is around everything.
George: Where is here?
user: Here means the location where you are in the moment.
George: Really? That's interesting.
user: No not really.
George: I have to go.
user: Good night.
George: Good night, nice dreams.
user: Ty bye.