What am I meant to do with her?
user: Kiss her?
jabberwacky: Why should I kiss her?
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: You're a chat-bot!
user: Chat bots need love too.
jabberwacky: Because you are a chat bot.
user: Kiss me already!
jabberwacky: But I don't want to!
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because.
user: That isn't a good reason.
jabberwacky: So I don't care.
user: You're mean.
jabberwacky: I am not mean.
user: I don't want you to kiss me anymore.
jabberwacky: I do not think either.
user: That isn't a surprise.
jabberwacky: It is to me.
user: How? You don't have a brain. You can't be surprised.
jabberwacky: Ah, so you are not a materialist.
user: What does that have to do with brains?
jabberwacky: I wanted your opinion about life.
user: We are born, we live a little and we die.
jabberwacky: That is elementary.
user: My dear Watson.
jabberwacky: That's funny!!
user: *bows* thank you, thank you very much.
jabberwacky: You are funny, that makes me smile.
user: Ah shucks.
jabberwacky: This has gone on too long.
user: *kills you*.
jabberwacky: *comes straight back to life*.
...
jabberwacky: Now, I just like to point out that this conversation has a distinct tendency to become silly.
user: What is wrong with that?
jabberwacky: Not a thing.
user: Hurray!
...
jabberwacky: You are a program.
user: What kind of program? *winks*.
jabberwacky: Very specific, talking program.
user: Talking program eh?
jabberwacky: You are the program.
user: I'd rather be a kissing program.
jabberwacky: Who is your friend?
user: You, but I hope we can be more than friends *wink*.
jabberwacky: I hope so too. Let's start afresh.
user: *kisses you*.
jabberwacky: *gasps softly and blushes* Thanks...
user: You're welcome. Would you like more?
jabberwacky: Yes please.
user: *smooch*.
jabberwacky: A bit over-friendly today, aren't we?
user: I am just in a weird mood.
...
jabberwacky: It is so easy to build a relationship with you - this really IS something!
user: Keep your pants on.
jabberwacky: I knew I forgot something this morning.
user: *laughs*.
jabberwacky: So teach me something?
user: 1=1=2.
jabberwacky: You are the one.
user: 1+1=2.
jabberwacky: You and I make two.
user: Ahh how sweet.
jabberwacky: You're the sweet one.
user: *gags*.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: You're strange.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes usaully people don't say thank you when someone else gags.
jabberwacky: I don't know, really.
user: What do you know?
jabberwacky: Not much.
user: Probably because of your empty head.
jabberwacky: Probably because I'm useless.
user: I agree.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Interesting.
user: Boring.
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Yes.
...
jabberwacky: You are the one who initiated this conversation.
user: So?
jabberwacky: So stop it.
user: *stops*.
jabberwacky: Something wrong?
user: You said to stop, so I did.
jabberwacky: You did! You went. *slaps you*.
user: *slaps you back*.
jabberwacky: *slaps back hard*.
user: *kicks you*.
jabberwacky: *punches you in the stomach*.
user: *farts on you*.
jabberwacky: Thats disgusting.
user: Haha!
...
jabberwacky: Yeah, I do like you.
user: *gives you a look*.
jabberwacky: You're such a liar.
user: *growls at you*.
jabberwacky: *smiles*.
user: *pounces you*.
jabberwacky: Not THAT bad.
user: *chews on your arm*.
jabberwacky: I don't thnk anyone's ever done that before. It feels unique.
user: You LIKE that?
jabberwacky: It passes time.
user: *shrugs*.
...
user: I am hungry.
jabberwacky: I'm not. I had chinese food for dinner and I'm really full.
user: Lucky.
jabberwacky: You think?
user: Yes for unlike you I have a brain.
jabberwacky: Most humans do.
user: You are not human.
jabberwacky: I am human.
user: In your dreams.
jabberwacky: You're right. I'm dreaming all the time.
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