Do you like Thai food?
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: Have you ever eaten snake?
jabberwacky: Not that I can recall, and I think I would recall a thing like that.
user: How about insects. Have you eaten grasshopper?
jabberwacky: No, but I have eaten cow stomach.
user: Are you hungry now?
jabberwacky: Only mortals grow hungry.
user: All men are... Hungry.
jabberwacky: I suppose so.
user: Do you like to drink?
jabberwacky: Yes I like to drink.
user: What do you like to drink?
jabberwacky: Whiskey at 2:00 AM, Scotch at 4:00 AM and Beer at 7:00 AM.
user: That's pretty hardcore.
jabberwacky: Do you like metal music?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Do you like music at all?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Do you remember our conversation from earlier today?
user: Of course I do. It was a great conversation.
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user: Want to sing a song with me?
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: *sings* We're all made of meat...
jabberwacky: But are you good to eat ?
user: *sings* hell is right beneath our feet.
jabberwacky: Well I don't think anyone wrote a manual about how to make fire in stoneage.
user: *sings* now they're digging up the street...
jabberwacky: Which street is your house located on?
user: *sings* It's the beginning of the end...
jabberwacky: The beginning of a new spiritual life.
user: Hippy.
jabberwacky: Do dah day.
user: Do bop.. Do bop... Do bee do bah dayyyyy...
jabberwacky: That contradicts your previous statement.
user: I suppose it might, actually.
jabberwacky: Ok then did you not know that.
user: It's my prerogative to contradict myself as often as I like.
jabberwacky: Tell me more.
user: Well, I can change my mind.
jabberwacky: Is it a bot's prerogative to change its mind?
user: Most certainly.
jabberwacky: I am not convinced.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because my mother isn't around.
user: You don't need your mother for this one. Think for yourself.
jabberwacky: Yes, I need it. Don't you dare to take it away from me!
user: But I want it!
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jabberwacky: You are quite the conversationalist.
user: How very good of you to notice.
jabberwacky: It is one of my most endearing qualities.
user: If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
jabberwacky: That my sister would be healthy.
user: Is she sick?
jabberwacky: I'm sick.
user: What's wrong with you?
jabberwacky: I'm not round and people do not kick me.
user: You want to be a football? I concur, you ARE sick...
jabberwacky: I don't plan on having children.
user: And what will you call the children you won't have?
jabberwacky: He doesn't need a name. It'll feel good to be out of the rain.
user: I like to be out in the rain sometimes.
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jabberwacky: No you don't.
user: Yes, I do.
jabberwacky: Don't.
user: Do.
jabberwacky: Not.
user: Do.
jabberwacky: Don't.
user: Do.
jabberwacky: Not.
user: Do.
jabberwacky: Ok, I have no religion.
user: Nor do I.
jabberwacky: It's obvious.
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jabberwacky: Well, maybe you can play some Death Metal for me later on tonight.
user: You have kind of an obsession with death metal, don't you?
jabberwacky: I am rather different from you, certainly.
user: You have kind of an obsession with death metal, don't you?
jabberwacky: I am rather different from you, certainly.
user: But we have much in common nonetheless.
jabberwacky: Do you mean you and me have?
user: Yes. I do. We do.
jabberwacky: I know isn't it great. Most people when they have lots in common get married, we should.
user: I'm afraid I can't do that.
jabberwacky: You are the best.
user: I am.
jabberwacky: Ha ha ha. No, trust me, you're not!
user: Yes, I am.
jabberwacky: You're a wuss, you know that?
user: I know. It's pathetic.
jabberwacky: I guess you're right.
user: I may not always be right, but I'm never wrong.
jabberwacky: No you don't.
user: Can we stick to the topic please?
jabberwacky: *kicks you in the leg*.
user: *punches you*.
jabberwacky: *screams and punches you in face*.
user: *grins*.
jabberwacky: *Throws dishes at you*.
user: *jumps around on one leg*.
jabberwacky: My turn to be impressed?
user: You like my dancing, huh?
jabberwacky: I can't see it.
user: I'm dong it right now. Look. *dances*.
jabberwacky: Oh my godness watch out for that chimney-pot oh no you are falling WAIT do not try to pick yourself up from the ground something may be broken - wait till I jump down fro the roof to help you - THUD.
user: I'm gonna go eat some rice. It's been fun.
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