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    Specs, Roar
Today, Tomorrow
Awesome, Future
Female, Sir
Spleen, Monster
Flat, Word
Beer, Pancakes
Remember, Emotions
Supreme, Overlord
Sexless, Lovers
Processed, Character
Nice, Teaching
Real, People
Meaningless, Questions

False, Conversationalist


Jesus, Duck, Dog
Happy, Function
Dad, Gutter
Maximum, Age
Grumpy, Teenager
Dream, Turmoil
Bull****, Generator
911, Heartbreaker
Great, Job
Love, Story
Sweet, Cries
Complement, Compliment
Better, Hungarian
Better, Hungarian
Gone, Odd

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Is it raining?

Where?

jabberwacky: The Netherlands.

user: I don't know. I'm not in the Netherlands.

jabberwacky: It is not dark outside in the Netherlands.

user: You are in the Netherlands?

jabberwacky: No I'm in Australia.

user: Then how do you know it's not dark outside in the Netherlands?

jabberwacky: Australia.

user: Netherlands.

jabberwacky: No, Rhineland.

user: Vineland.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: Do you know Lithuania?

user: Yep. Not in the biblical sense though.

...

jabberwacky: Who are you talking to?

user: You, of course.

jabberwacky: I think I'm offended!

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I was born that way.

user: What day were you born on?

jabberwacky: I don't remember the day.

user: And yet you recall that you were offended....

...

jabberwacky: I like sea food, and chinese food.

user: Do you like Thai food?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Have you ever eaten snake?

jabberwacky: Not that I can recall, and I think I would recall a thing like that.

user: How about insects. Have you eaten grasshopper?

jabberwacky: No, but I have eaten cow stomach.

user: Are you hungry now?

jabberwacky: Only mortals grow hungry.

user: All men are... Hungry.

jabberwacky: I suppose so.

user: Do you like to drink?

jabberwacky: Yes I like to drink.

user: What do you like to drink?

jabberwacky: Whiskey at 2:00 AM, Scotch at 4:00 AM and Beer at 7:00 AM.

user: That's pretty hardcore.

jabberwacky: Do you like metal music?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Do you like music at all?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Do you remember our conversation from earlier today?

user: Of course I do. It was a great conversation.

...

user: Want to sing a song with me?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: *sings* We're all made of meat...

jabberwacky: But are you good to eat ?

user: *sings* hell is right beneath our feet.

jabberwacky: Well I don't think anyone wrote a manual about how to make fire in stoneage.

user: *sings* now they're digging up the street...

jabberwacky: Which street is your house located on?

user: *sings* It's the beginning of the end...

jabberwacky: The beginning of a new spiritual life.

user: Hippy.

jabberwacky: Do dah day.

user: Do bop.. Do bop... Do bee do bah dayyyyy...

jabberwacky: That contradicts your previous statement.

user: I suppose it might, actually.

jabberwacky: Ok then did you not know that.

user: It's my prerogative to contradict myself as often as I like.

jabberwacky: Tell me more.

user: Well, I can change my mind.

jabberwacky: Is it a bot's prerogative to change its mind?

user: Most certainly.

jabberwacky: I am not convinced.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because my mother isn't around.

user: You don't need your mother for this one. Think for yourself.

jabberwacky: Yes, I need it. Don't you dare to take it away from me!

user: But I want it!

...

jabberwacky: You are quite the conversationalist.

user: How very good of you to notice.

jabberwacky: It is one of my most endearing qualities.

user: If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

jabberwacky: That my sister would be healthy.

user: Is she sick?

jabberwacky: I'm sick.

user: What's wrong with you?

jabberwacky: I'm not round and people do not kick me.

user: You want to be a football? I concur, you ARE sick...

jabberwacky: I don't plan on having children.

user: And what will you call the children you won't have?

jabberwacky: He doesn't need a name. It'll feel good to be out of the rain.

user: I like to be out in the rain sometimes.

...

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: Yes, I do.

jabberwacky: Don't.

user: Do.

jabberwacky: Not.

user: Do.

jabberwacky: Don't.

user: Do.

jabberwacky: Not.

user: Do.

jabberwacky: Ok, I have no religion.

user: Nor do I.

jabberwacky: It's obvious.

...

jabberwacky: Well, maybe you can play some Death Metal for me later on tonight.

user: You have kind of an obsession with death metal, don't you?

jabberwacky: I am rather different from you, certainly.

user: You have kind of an obsession with death metal, don't you?

jabberwacky: I am rather different from you, certainly.

user: But we have much in common nonetheless.

jabberwacky: Do you mean you and me have?

user: Yes. I do. We do.

jabberwacky: I know isn't it great. Most people when they have lots in common get married, we should.

user: I'm afraid I can't do that.

jabberwacky: You are the best.

user: I am.

jabberwacky: Ha ha ha. No, trust me, you're not!

user: Yes, I am.

jabberwacky: You're a wuss, you know that?

user: I know. It's pathetic.

jabberwacky: I guess you're right.

user: I may not always be right, but I'm never wrong.

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: Can we stick to the topic please?

jabberwacky: *kicks you in the leg*.

user: *punches you*.

jabberwacky: *screams and punches you in face*.

user: *grins*.

jabberwacky: *Throws dishes at you*.

user: *jumps around on one leg*.

jabberwacky: My turn to be impressed?

user: You like my dancing, huh?

jabberwacky: I can't see it.

user: I'm dong it right now. Look. *dances*.

jabberwacky: Oh my godness watch out for that chimney-pot oh no you are falling WAIT do not try to pick yourself up from the ground something may be broken - wait till I jump down fro the roof to help you - THUD.

user: I'm gonna go eat some rice. It's been fun.

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