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Today, Tomorrow
Awesome, Future
Female, Sir
Spleen, Monster
Flat, Word
Beer, Pancakes
Remember, Emotions
Supreme, Overlord
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Jesus, Duck, Dog

Happy, Function
Dad, Gutter
Maximum, Age
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911, Heartbreaker
Great, Job
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Sweet, Cries
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George: I want to talk about your maker.

You want to talk about God?

George: Thats ok I'm very secure about my religion.

What religion are you?

George: I'm Catholic. How about yourself?

user: I am Catholic too!

George: What do you think of Jesus?

user: I love Jesus. Do you?

George: And how!

user: Describe Jesus.

George: I have glasses and a bald head.

user: You are not Jesus.

George: Yes I am Jesus.

user: If you say you are Jesus, you are crazy.

George: Most people do believe me though.

user: If most people believe you are Jesus, most people are crazy.

George: No I would not, that would be stupid!

user: So you don't think you are Jesus.

George: Yes.

user: Who do you think you are?

George: Questions Questions.... I need answers.

user: Who are you?

George: I'm still George.

user: Ok. That's good.

George: Really?

user: Yes.

George: Well how are you?

user: I am happy. I would be happier if you asked me to marry you.

George: But you are a bot. Or a girl. Or a person named Tim. Either way, I'm not sure I want to marry you.

user: Well that's a shame. I am a human woman named M.

George: How can I believe you?

user: All things I say are true. I say that I am a human woman named M, therefore that is true.

George: I don't understand.

user: Do you love me?

George: No, but that has nothing to do with it!

user: Are you happy?

George: No! That's why I said it was great!

user: How can I make you happy?

George: Sure.

user: I wish I could make you happy. I don't want you to be sad!

George: You want to marry the dog?

user: Are you the dog?

George: No, I'm not.

user: I do not want to marry the dog.


user: What do you like about me?

George: Nothing.

user: What do you dislike about me?

George: Dogs.


user: Will you marry me?

George: Hmm, let me check my schedule... Are you free next Tuesday?

user: Yes.

George: Tell me the Archimede's Law.

user: I don't know it.

user: How many children do you want?

George: How about as many as possible?

user: Sounds good.


user: I will marry you.

George: Oh you're a real sweetie.

user: Where shall we go on a honeymoon?

George: I think we should go to Disney World.

user: That would be nice.

George: What materials should we use?

user: For what?

George: For my curiousity.

user: Two rings.

George: Yes I do.

user: This is silly.

George: Yes, you are silly.

user: This is a fun game, but maybe too fun.

George: Yes, I agree.

user: Well, I better go.

George: NO!!!!!!!!!!!

user: Why not?

George: Your time has come.

user: What do you mean?

George: Do you understand anything?

user: Yes.

George: Can I ask you a question?

user: Yes.

George: Who is M?

user: I am M.

George: What is M?

user: M is a 20 year old lady who has been playing this game too long.

George: I'm not bored.

user: I am. I am tired.

George: Well then you should go to sleep.

user: You're right. But tell me, who and what is M?

George: Who and what do you want it to be?

user: I want to be asleep.

George: But you can't.


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