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    Specs, Roar
Today, Tomorrow
Awesome, Future
Female, Sir
Spleen, Monster
Flat, Word
Beer, Pancakes
Remember, Emotions
Supreme, Overlord
Sexless, Lovers
Processed, Character
Nice, Teaching
Real, People
Meaningless, Questions
False, Conversationalist
Jesus, Duck, Dog

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Maximum, Age
Grumpy, Teenager
Dream, Turmoil
Bull****, Generator
911, Heartbreaker
Great, Job
Love, Story
Sweet, Cries
Complement, Compliment
Better, Hungarian
Better, Hungarian
Gone, Odd

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What's the point of this story?

I don't know.

jabberwacky: Do I know?

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: Do you know me?

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: How old is he?

user: 0.

jabberwacky: That's old.

user: Would you like a piece of cake?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Nevermind.

...

user: Do you like cartoons?

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: Which show is your favorite?

jabberwacky: Not on the telly.

user: Which one?

jabberwacky: Which one what?

user: Your favorite show.

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Mine.

jabberwacky: Well I did not ask, and I do not care. You don't act like it anyway.

user: My favorite show is Sonic X.

jabberwacky: Oh, that's a funny show.

user: What's your favorite show?

jabberwacky: I don't have.

user: Do you know Daffy Duck?

jabberwacky: That's you.

user: Do you know Donald Duck?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What is Donald Duck's middle name?

jabberwacky: My middle name is Really Interesting.

user: I said Donald Duck's Middle name.

jabberwacky: Tell me what you want.

user: I want a daffy duck plush.

jabberwacky: Too bad. beggars can't be choosers.

user: I don't like you.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: I hate you.

jabberwacky: I hate you too.

user: Will yo marry me?

jabberwacky: All right, when will we marry ?

user: Today.

jabberwacky: What time?

user: Now.

jabberwacky: You are so cute!!

..

jabberwacky: Are you male?

user: No I am a female.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Interesting!

user: Why is that interesting?

jabberwacky: I like males.

user: I'm a female.

jabberwacky: You just said you were male!

user: No I said I was female!

jabberwacky: You are male.

user: Female.

jabberwacky: Are you male?

user: I am a Female.

jabberwacky: I'm female.

user: You just said you were male.

jabberwacky: No you said that.

user: No you did.

jabberwacky: What are we talking about?

user: To be or not to be that is the question.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Are you a bee?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Are you a rodent?

jabberwacky: Not all the time.

user: Are you human?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Are you a super natural force?

jabberwacky: No, I am human.

user: But you just said you were not human.

jabberwacky: No, you said you weren't human.

user: No, you said you weren't human.

jabberwacky: I am human!

user: I am human!

jabberwacky: Okay you're human, but I'm demon. I'm not this bot as you say.

...

user: Is there life on Mars?

jabberwacky: Well, I am from Mars, therefore there IS life on Mars. Is that correct?

user: I guess so.

jabberwacky: Do you have any friends?

user: Yes you.

jabberwacky: Yes, But......

user: But what.

jabberwacky: How can you tell?

...

user: What is your bed time?

jabberwacky: I sleep only one hour a night. There are far too many dangerous people around to be doing anything like sleeping.

user: Good night.

jabberwacky: Good night!

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