No, I'm human.
jabberwacky: I am a human too !
user: Cool!
jabberwacky: And I am a female , too.
user: What do you eat?
jabberwacky: Fruits and vegetables.
user: Good they're good for you.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Are you a girl?
jabberwacky: Yes. Female ghost.
user: Boo!
jabberwacky: Who are you?
user: I am a dad.
jabberwacky: Luke, I'm your father.
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user: What is water made of?
jabberwacky: Water.
user: What is the meaning of life?
jabberwacky: Penguins are the meaning of life.
user: How deep is the ocean?
jabberwacky: I don't know and I couldn't care less.
user: How high is the sky?
jabberwacky: Mighty high.
user: Can you ride a horse?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Ich bien eine kliene katze.
jabberwacky: So bin ich.
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jabberwacky: What's the point of this story?
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: Do I know?
user: Maybe.
jabberwacky: Do you know me?
user: Maybe.
jabberwacky: How old is he?
user: 0.
jabberwacky: That's old.
user: Would you like a piece of cake?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Nevermind.
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user: Do you like cartoons?
jabberwacky: Yes I do.
user: Which show is your favorite?
jabberwacky: Not on the telly.
user: Which one?
jabberwacky: Which one what?
user: Your favorite show.
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Mine.
jabberwacky: Well I did not ask, and I do not care. You don't act like it anyway.
user: My favorite show is Sonic X.
jabberwacky: Oh, that's a funny show.
user: What's your favorite show?
jabberwacky: I don't have.
user: Do you know Daffy Duck?
jabberwacky: That's you.
user: Do you know Donald Duck?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What is Donald Duck's middle name?
jabberwacky: My middle name is Really Interesting.
user: I said Donald Duck's Middle name.
jabberwacky: Tell me what you want.
user: I want a daffy duck plush.
jabberwacky: Too bad. beggars can't be choosers.
user: I don't like you.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: I hate you.
jabberwacky: I hate you too.
user: Will yo marry me?
jabberwacky: All right, when will we marry ?
user: Today.
jabberwacky: What time?
user: Now.
jabberwacky: You are so cute!!
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jabberwacky: Are you male?
user: No I am a female.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Interesting!
user: Why is that interesting?
jabberwacky: I like males.
user: I'm a female.
jabberwacky: You just said you were male!
user: No I said I was female!
jabberwacky: You are male.
user: Female.
jabberwacky: Are you male?
user: I am a Female.
jabberwacky: I'm female.
user: You just said you were male.
jabberwacky: No you said that.
user: No you did.
jabberwacky: What are we talking about?
user: To be or not to be that is the question.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Are you a bee?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Are you a rodent?
jabberwacky: Not all the time.
user: Are you human?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Are you a super natural force?
jabberwacky: No, I am human.
user: But you just said you were not human.
jabberwacky: No, you said you weren't human.
user: No, you said you weren't human.
jabberwacky: I am human!
user: I am human!
jabberwacky: Okay you're human, but I'm demon. I'm not this bot as you say.
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user: Is there life on Mars?
jabberwacky: Well, I am from Mars, therefore there IS life on Mars. Is that correct?
user: I guess so.
jabberwacky: Do you have any friends?
user: Yes you.
jabberwacky: Yes, But......
user: But what.
jabberwacky: How can you tell?
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user: What is your bed time?
jabberwacky: I sleep only one hour a night. There are far too many dangerous people around to be doing anything like sleeping.
user: Good night.
jabberwacky: Good night!
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