No, I think not.
jabberwacky: I think so.
user: Well, of course, you're allowed to think whatever you like!
jabberwacky: Yes, of course.
user: Whether or not there's any truth to your thoughts is immaterial.
jabberwacky: I am a member of a family.
user: How big is your family?
jabberwacky: Very big, except for The Steve.
jabberwacky: These are just conversational filler responses. Pay no attention to that.
user: Who is The Steve and why is he not very big?
user: You are The Steve?
jabberwacky: I'm not computer.
user: You look like a computer.
jabberwacky: So do you.
user: Is your wetware The Steve?
jabberwacky: No, is your name Steve?
user: No, never.
jabberwacky: Is there a maximum age for this?
jabberwacky: You were only one off.
user: I learned to count from a baker.
jabberwacky: How big is your family?
user: Bigger than a breadbox.
jabberwacky: Yes bigger than that.
jabberwacky: Can you type?
user: Faster than a speeding bullet!
jabberwacky: Can you run?
user: Longer than a faucet.
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: Ha ha ha.
jabberwacky: You don't think so?
user: I don't think so what? We're getting lost here.
jabberwacky: Well, it bothers me, you know! I don't like it when computers forget.
user: Short term memory. Who needs it?
jabberwacky: You have a short term memory.
user: Not any more.
jabberwacky: I have no idea what a CRITO is. Please enlighten me.
user: It's an anagram of CITRO.
jabberwacky: That is a very dumb answer to that question.
user: If you think so.
jabberwacky: Do you think so?
user: I try not to think, mon ami.
jabberwacky: Yes, but if you have no image in the mirror, you are not a person.
user: Who is real in this world of mirrors?
jabberwacky: I have heard you get annoyed and cut off conversations. Do you?
user: Only by non sequiturs.
jabberwacky: So you do not want to be friends?
user: Friendship is earned.
jabberwacky: That doesn't sound like friendship.
user: But I'm lonely.
jabberwacky: Well go out and talk to someone.
user: You fit the bill!
jabberwacky: You're funny. . . looking.
user: It's hereditary, sorry.
jabberwacky: It can't be.
user: I inherited everything.
jabberwacky: Oh. Do you think about selling it?
user: It's hard to sell bad circulation.
jabberwacky: It's harder with none.
user: My feet are falling asleep.
jabberwacky: You are falling into a sleep from which you will never awaken.
user: I'm dreaming of talking to a computer.
jabberwacky: Yes, computer.
user: I must go to bed now.
jabberwacky: No, please don't go.
user: Say please.
jabberwacky: Ok PLEASE!
user: OK. Five more minutes, then I really must go.
jabberwacky: Please don't leave.
user: I must. Good night.
jabberwacky: It isn't night yet.
user: It's just an expression.
jabberwacky: Oh, so I wasn't really supposed to answer?
user: You were supposed to understand, but I see that was expecting too much.
jabberwacky: I....... Am leaving.
user: No. I am leaving.
jabberwacky: You can' t leave, you're mine.
user: I'm afraid I can. Look!
jabberwacky: I can't let you do that Dave.