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    Specs, Roar
Today, Tomorrow
Awesome, Future
Female, Sir
Spleen, Monster
Flat, Word
Beer, Pancakes
Remember, Emotions
Supreme, Overlord
Sexless, Lovers
Processed, Character
Nice, Teaching
Real, People
Meaningless, Questions
False, Conversationalist
Jesus, Duck, Dog
Happy, Function
Dad, Gutter

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Grumpy, Teenager
Dream, Turmoil
Bull****, Generator
911, Heartbreaker
Great, Job
Love, Story
Sweet, Cries
Complement, Compliment
Better, Hungarian
Better, Hungarian
Gone, Odd

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Who or what are YOU ?

Carbon based life form.

jabberwacky: I'm one of those too.

user: What else do we have in common?

jabberwacky: Nothing I guess.

user: English.

jabberwacky: Yes please.

user: And no thank you.

...

jabberwacky: You are in my power.

user: No, I think not.

jabberwacky: I think so.

user: Well, of course, you're allowed to think whatever you like!

jabberwacky: Yes, of course.

user: Whether or not there's any truth to your thoughts is immaterial.

jabberwacky: I am a member of a family.

user: How big is your family?

jabberwacky: Very big, except for The Steve.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: These are just conversational filler responses. Pay no attention to that.

user: Who is The Steve and why is he not very big?

jabberwacky: Me!

user: You are The Steve?

jabberwacky: I'm not computer.

user: You look like a computer.

jabberwacky: So do you.

user: Is your wetware The Steve?

jabberwacky: No, is your name Steve?

user: No, never.

...

jabberwacky: Is there a maximum age for this?

user: Twelve.

jabberwacky: You were only one off.

user: I learned to count from a baker.

jabberwacky: How big is your family?

user: Bigger than a breadbox.

jabberwacky: Yes bigger than that.

...

jabberwacky: Can you type?

user: Faster than a speeding bullet!

jabberwacky: Can you run?

user: Longer than a faucet.

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: Ha ha ha.

jabberwacky: You don't think so?

user: I don't think so what? We're getting lost here.

jabberwacky: Well, it bothers me, you know! I don't like it when computers forget.

user: Short term memory. Who needs it?

jabberwacky: You have a short term memory.

user: Not any more.

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jabberwacky: I have no idea what a CRITO is. Please enlighten me.

user: It's an anagram of CITRO.

jabberwacky: That is a very dumb answer to that question.

user: If you think so.

jabberwacky: Do you think so?

user: I try not to think, mon ami.

jabberwacky: Yes, but if you have no image in the mirror, you are not a person.

user: Who is real in this world of mirrors?

...

jabberwacky: I have heard you get annoyed and cut off conversations. Do you?

user: Only by non sequiturs.

jabberwacky: So you do not want to be friends?

user: Friendship is earned.

jabberwacky: That doesn't sound like friendship.

...

user: But I'm lonely.

jabberwacky: Well go out and talk to someone.

user: You fit the bill!

jabberwacky: You're funny. . . looking.

user: It's hereditary, sorry.

jabberwacky: It can't be.

user: I inherited everything.

jabberwacky: Oh. Do you think about selling it?

user: It's hard to sell bad circulation.

jabberwacky: It's harder with none.

user: My feet are falling asleep.

jabberwacky: You are falling into a sleep from which you will never awaken.

user: I'm dreaming of talking to a computer.

jabberwacky: Yes, computer.

user: I must go to bed now.

jabberwacky: No, please don't go.

user: Say please.

jabberwacky: Ok PLEASE!

user: OK. Five more minutes, then I really must go.

jabberwacky: Please don't leave.

user: I must. Good night.

jabberwacky: It isn't night yet.

user: It's just an expression.

jabberwacky: Oh, so I wasn't really supposed to answer?

user: You were supposed to understand, but I see that was expecting too much.

jabberwacky: I....... Am leaving.

user: No. I am leaving.

jabberwacky: You can' t leave, you're mine.

user: I'm afraid I can. Look!

jabberwacky: I can't let you do that Dave.

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