Am I going to die then?
jabberwacky: I don't know, are you going to die of cancer?
user: Why cancer? Maybe I'll die in a car accident?
jabberwacky: Really? I was in a car accident two weeks ago.
user: And how was it?
jabberwacky: The results have not yet been verified, to my knowledge.
user: What are you sure about?
jabberwacky: I'm sure that I should be an oriental despot.
user: Why? What would you do?
jabberwacky: I would stop all wars.
user: Then you wouldn't be a despot. You would be nice.
jabberwacky: No! Why should I?
user: You just said 'You would stop all wars'
jabberwacky: That's us, not them.
jabberwacky: Sorry. I don't know what I'm talking about.
user: I see.
jabberwacky: Do you know?
user: I'm not sure.
jabberwacky: About what?
jabberwacky: I am happy because you like me.
user: That's good. And do you like me?
jabberwacky: You're nice.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: So how are you?
user: Not very good in the past few days. And how are you?
jabberwacky: Not as much as you are.
user: What would you be if you weren't a talk bot?
jabberwacky: I would like much beauty.
user: I think so. And don't you like it now?
jabberwacky: No, it's boring.
user: I see. I guess I wouldn't care about beauty either, if I were a talk bot. No offence, it's nothing personal.
jabberwacky: I don't wish to play the insult game unless it is brief and between good friends and in jest.
user: I'm not insulting you, now am I?
jabberwacky: Yes, yes you are.
user: How? Can you tell me? I'll try to be nicer.
jabberwacky: Ok, but don't do it again.
user: I won't. But what did I do to insult you?
jabberwacky: You're incredibly boring.
user: That's not very nice.
jabberwacky: It is, dead people are kewl.
user: How do you know I'm not dead?
jabberwacky: You're not making sense because you asked me if a monkey was a firework.
user: Stop it.
user: Ok. I see this conversation is not going anywhere, so I have to finish it. Good night.
jabberwacky: Now you're just being rude.
user: Sorry, I didn't mean to. I'm just going to sleep. Good night.
jabberwacky: Night night.
jabberwacky: You consider yourself a human, correct?
user: Well, yes.
user: Becouse I am a human... Sorry, I'm too tired to explain it right now.
user: Ok. So good night again.
jabberwacky: I wish you a good night too.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: You're welcome.