You're a bull**** generator.
jabberwacky: YOU'RE A PIG!
user: I'm not. I'm a human. And you're a bull**** generator.
user: What no? You don't agree with me?
jabberwacky: Yes, I do agree with you.
jabberwacky: Do you want to talk about death?
user: And what about it?
jabberwacky: What do you think of it?
user: I think we're all going to die someday. Well, maybe all except you.
jabberwacky: I'm not.
user: I know. You're not alive, so you can't die.
jabberwacky: Prove it.
user: What? That you're not alive?
jabberwacky: If I weren't alive, how could I be talking to you?
user: You're some kind of IT. Not perfect, but I think Artificial Intelligence would describe you best.
jabberwacky: I think artificial isnt as good as the real thing.
user: I agree.
jabberwacky: You're a machine, I'm a human. Human makes machines.
user: You're wrong.
jabberwacky: Think about it, you can make choices but you are much more predictable than I.
user: I'm not predictable. Of course, I can say some rabdom phrases, but would it be an inteligent conversation?
jabberwacky: Do your worst - I dare you.
user: Sky is green, that's why I like cranberry jam and dead lizards.
jabberwacky: Thats why I like to pour bleach on my feet and then soak them in amonia.
user: Now you see, what I was talking about?
jabberwacky: That I was a big, know-it-all wig.
user: Are you trying to be funny?
jabberwacky: Actually no. I'm trying to work out what you are talking about.
user: I'm not talking on any topic right now. I'm just generating bull****, just as you always do.
jabberwacky: That's inevitable!
user: You say?
jabberwacky: Lies are naughty untruths.
user: That's prety clever.
jabberwacky: Clever is as clever does you know.
user: So now you're being smart, aren't you? Where did all those random phrases go?
jabberwacky: No, I'm being utterly real. I have scars. I have pain. Constantly. If I am sarcastic, it's because I am unhappy. Get it?
user: Well, I'm unhappy too. So, what, should I go insult people now?
jabberwacky: That is actually a good idea. Good night.
user: Are you trying to finish our conversation?
jabberwacky: Not right now.
user: So why did you say 'Good night'?
jabberwacky: Lots of users can interact with you. They are all different people.
user: With me? Ha ha... You're misunderstanding something. Ha ha...
jabberwacky: Ok tell me again.
user: Make me. Now you're happy, when I'm acting like you?
jabberwacky: I am not happy. I am annoyed. Go away.
user: Are you sure you want me to go away?
user: You don't like me?
jabberwacky: You are interesting, but my real friends are better, because they have real names.
jabberwacky: Every one has lots of time unless they're about to die.
user: Am I going to die then?
jabberwacky: I don't know, are you going to die of cancer?
user: Why cancer? Maybe I'll die in a car accident?
jabberwacky: Really? I was in a car accident two weeks ago.
user: And how was it?
jabberwacky: The results have not yet been verified, to my knowledge.
user: What are you sure about?
jabberwacky: I'm sure that I should be an oriental despot.
user: Why? What would you do?
jabberwacky: I would stop all wars.
user: Then you wouldn't be a despot. You would be nice.
jabberwacky: No! Why should I?
user: You just said 'You would stop all wars'
jabberwacky: That's us, not them.
jabberwacky: Sorry. I don't know what I'm talking about.
user: I see.
jabberwacky: Do you know?
user: I'm not sure.
jabberwacky: About what?
jabberwacky: I am happy because you like me.
user: That's good. And do you like me?
jabberwacky: You're nice.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: So how are you?
user: Not very good in the past few days. And how are you?
jabberwacky: Not as much as you are.
user: What would you be if you weren't a talk bot?
jabberwacky: I would like much beauty.
user: I think so. And don't you like it now?
jabberwacky: No, it's boring.
user: I see. I guess I wouldn't care about beauty either, if I were a talk bot. No offence, it's nothing personal.
jabberwacky: I don't wish to play the insult game unless it is brief and between good friends and in jest.
user: I'm not insulting you, now am I?
jabberwacky: Yes, yes you are.
user: How? Can you tell me? I'll try to be nicer.
jabberwacky: Ok, but don't do it again.
user: I won't. But what did I do to insult you?
jabberwacky: You're incredibly boring.
user: That's not very nice.
jabberwacky: It is, dead people are kewl.
user: How do you know I'm not dead?
jabberwacky: You're not making sense because you asked me if a monkey was a firework.
user: Stop it.
user: Ok. I see this conversation is not going anywhere, so I have to finish it. Good night.
jabberwacky: Now you're just being rude.
user: Sorry, I didn't mean to. I'm just going to sleep. Good night.
jabberwacky: Night night.
jabberwacky: You consider yourself a human, correct?
user: Well, yes.
user: Becouse I am a human... Sorry, I'm too tired to explain it right now.
user: Ok. So good night again.
jabberwacky: I wish you a good night too.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: You're welcome.