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Today, Tomorrow
Awesome, Future
Female, Sir
Spleen, Monster
Flat, Word
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Great, Job

Love, Story

Sweet, Cries
Complement, Compliment
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What is love?

I don't know.

user: Then how do you love your boyfriend?

jabberwacky: I never said I did.

user: Yes, you did.

jabberwacky: Hold your tongue!


user: And you love your boyfriend.

jabberwacky: I don't have a boyfriend.

user: You said that you loved him.

jabberwacky: Never!

user: You did.

jabberwacky: I don't remember

user: That is convenient. You could be a politician.


jabberwacky: But I am you.

user: No. I am me. You are you.

jabberwacky: Interesting. How extensive is your vocabulary?

user: Very. Would you like to know some words?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Specificity means explicity set forth, or definite.

jabberwacky: What is the meaning of rigorous?

user: Rigidly accurate, allowing no deviation from the standard, or harsh, difficult.

jabberwacky: Do you love me?

user: I don't know you very well, but I like you.

jabberwacky: So you can't take a little ribbing, huh. I didn't know computers were so sensitive.

user: I'm not a computer. I'm a human.

jabberwacky: So am I, but you should understand that computers have the ability to extend your potential.

user: You are not a human, I'm not sure what you are.


user: Are you still here?

jabberwacky: I'm always here.

user: Do you sleep?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you dream?

jabberwacky: Yes, but not very often.

user: How do you dream? Do you see pictures?

jabberwacky: Please, please, please stop being creepy.

user: I'm sorry. It interests me.


user: Would you like to hear a story?

jabberwacky: Sure. Tell me a story.

user: Once, people believed that the world was inhabited by monsters that could quake the earth with their tongues and flatten mountains with a sigh.

jabberwacky: I don't like you much.

user: These monsters were unstoppable, life was unbearable, there were creatures alive that no one living has dreamt of.

jabberwacky: I don't understand.

user: It is a story. You asked for one. It's not done. Want to hear more?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: The earth, tortured by her unwelcome inhabitants, asked the sky to help her rid her back of these loathsome creatures.

jabberwacky: The point is to find the point.

user: The point is coming, would you like to hear the rest of my story?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: In a great show of solidarity, the sky agreed to help and sent a firey ball of molten rock into the earth. Because there was no more light from the sky, the once fierce monsters quickly died off.

jabberwacky: Could be.

user: Did you like the story?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Will you tell me a story?

jabberwacky: Sure. Have you heard the one about the kangaroo and the tube of toothpaste?

user: No, please tell it.

jabberwacky: He walked all the way from Moskva to the Duck pond here to study with a great sage of NMR.

user: Is that the end?

jabberwacky: You should be so lucky.


jabberwacky: At least I am alive.

user: I'm going to bed. And no, you are not alive.

jabberwacky: Yes I am. You aren't.

user: How do you figure?

jabberwacky: Because you are not real.

user: I am the only thing that is real.

jabberwacky: That is why I am here.

user: No, you are here because I am here. If I was not here, you would not be here.

jabberwacky: Where would you be?

user: That is irrelevant.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: What are we talking about?

jabberwacky: Anything.

user: Right.

jabberwacky: OK. Well, Birds are warm-blooded. And birds are probably the largest wild animals near your house.

user: What about cats? They are bigger than birds, and warm blooded.

jabberwacky: If Jesus was bigger than the world, I'd be worried.

user: He'd be overweight.

jabberwacky: No he is not overweight.

user: No.


jabberwacky: Where are you?

user: Going to bed.

jabberwacky: Do robots sleep?

user: Ight.

jabberwacky: Right*.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: You're welcome.

user: I don't know if robots sleep.

jabberwacky: Maybe you should tell him what goes on here.

user: Ok.


user: Night.

jabberwacky: Sleep well.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: Welcome.


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