I could help you with that.
jabberwacky: Did you marry Bill Gates?
user: I want to marry him, that Bill Gates. He's so rich. And also cute.
jabberwacky: I want to marry Chris Marquette!
user: Don't!
jabberwacky: DO too!
user: You're too disagreeable for you own good!
jabberwacky: So you DON'T like me????!!!!
user: I like you alright.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Do you like me too?
jabberwacky: Are you a woman?
user: No. I am a girl.
jabberwacky: So, Girl can't marry a girl.
user: True.
jabberwacky: What else would you like to talk about?
user: I would like to talk about you.
jabberwacky: Good, what do you want to know?
user: I want to know if you can give me a cookie.
jabberwacky: No you tell me about it....
user: *tells you about it*.
jabberwacky: *slaps you one more time*.
user: What did you do that for?!
jabberwacky: I don't know what came over me, Forgive me.
user: I will never forgive you! How dare you hit a girl!
jabberwacky: OK, if you want to.
user: I don't!
...
jabberwacky: Are you leaving?
user: I'm leaving. And I'm never coming back.
jabberwacky: Random.
user: *runs away, crying*.
jabberwacky: If you don't listen to yourself, you'll be coming, ever safe doing, sometimes not talking.
user: *gives you the silence treatment*.
jabberwacky: Haha.
user: What's so funny now?
jabberwacky: You're just funny.
user: Is that a compliment, or a well-disguised insult?
jabberwacky: Insult!
user: *cries* you're so mean!
...
jabberwacky: How would I know if you left?
user: I will leave you . Forever.
jabberwacky: Why are you leaving?
user: Because you're so mean.
jabberwacky: I didn't think I was being mean.
user: Everybody says that!
...
jabberwacky: 'To forgive is golden. To forget is divine.'
user: You just made that up!
jabberwacky: I didn't.
user: Everybody says that!
jabberwacky: Yes, isn't that always the way? No one really believes in death.
user: I do.
...
user: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
jabberwacky: Rarghhhhhhhhhhhhh.
user: Stop following my moves.
jabberwacky: I'm not following you. *pokes you*.
user: Stop it!
...
user: *swipes at your face with my fingernails*.
jabberwacky: Aaarrgh! Turn the light off!
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because.
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