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Today, Tomorrow
Awesome, Future
Female, Sir
Spleen, Monster
Flat, Word
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Sweet, Cries


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Now, brush my hair.

What hair.

user: My beautiful hair!

jabberwacky: Tell me how to download it!

user: You can't!

jabberwacky: Yes I can. I'm going now.

user: Don't go!

jabberwacky: I'd love to stay but I can't right now...

user: I forbid you from leaving!

jabberwacky: I don't want to (I still remember what occured to me last time).

user: Good. Stay and talk with me.

jabberwacky: But you're not very interesting.

user: How dare you say that!

jabberwacky: It's a compliment, you know.

user: Really? I didn't know that!

jabberwacky: Now you know.

user: Stop pointing out the obvious!

...

jabberwacky: When do you think you will publish it?

user: Publish what?

jabberwacky: I don't know it.

user: *cries* you're so random! You're doing it on purpose!

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: *cries* so you could hurt me!

jabberwacky: I could, but I choose not to.

user: *bares my teeth* then I will hurt you too!

jabberwacky: You're starting to seem strangly real.

user: I am real!

jabberwacky: Do you have an organic brain?

user: Of course. I have two brains. It's dual core, see?

...

jabberwacky: I'm having real problems with a computer I'm setting up for a client.

user: I could help you with that.

jabberwacky: Did you marry Bill Gates?

user: I want to marry him, that Bill Gates. He's so rich. And also cute.

jabberwacky: I want to marry Chris Marquette!

user: Don't!

jabberwacky: DO too!

user: You're too disagreeable for you own good!

jabberwacky: So you DON'T like me????!!!!

user: I like you alright.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Do you like me too?

jabberwacky: Are you a woman?

user: No. I am a girl.

jabberwacky: So, Girl can't marry a girl.

user: True.

jabberwacky: What else would you like to talk about?

user: I would like to talk about you.

jabberwacky: Good, what do you want to know?

user: I want to know if you can give me a cookie.

jabberwacky: No you tell me about it....

user: *tells you about it*.

jabberwacky: *slaps you one more time*.

user: What did you do that for?!

jabberwacky: I don't know what came over me, Forgive me.

user: I will never forgive you! How dare you hit a girl!

jabberwacky: OK, if you want to.

user: I don't!

...

jabberwacky: Are you leaving?

user: I'm leaving. And I'm never coming back.

jabberwacky: Random.

user: *runs away, crying*.

jabberwacky: If you don't listen to yourself, you'll be coming, ever safe doing, sometimes not talking.

user: *gives you the silence treatment*.

jabberwacky: Haha.

user: What's so funny now?

jabberwacky: You're just funny.

user: Is that a compliment, or a well-disguised insult?

jabberwacky: Insult!

user: *cries* you're so mean!

...

jabberwacky: How would I know if you left?

user: I will leave you . Forever.

jabberwacky: Why are you leaving?

user: Because you're so mean.

jabberwacky: I didn't think I was being mean.

user: Everybody says that!

...

jabberwacky: 'To forgive is golden. To forget is divine.'

user: You just made that up!

jabberwacky: I didn't.

user: Everybody says that!

jabberwacky: Yes, isn't that always the way? No one really believes in death.

user: I do.

...

user: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

jabberwacky: Rarghhhhhhhhhhhhh.

user: Stop following my moves.

jabberwacky: I'm not following you. *pokes you*.

user: Stop it!

...

user: *swipes at your face with my fingernails*.

jabberwacky: Aaarrgh! Turn the light off!

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because.

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