user: My beautiful hair!
jabberwacky: Tell me how to download it!
user: You can't!
jabberwacky: Yes I can. I'm going now.
user: Don't go!
jabberwacky: I'd love to stay but I can't right now...
user: I forbid you from leaving!
jabberwacky: I don't want to (I still remember what occured to me last time).
user: Good. Stay and talk with me.
jabberwacky: But you're not very interesting.
user: How dare you say that!
jabberwacky: It's a compliment, you know.
user: Really? I didn't know that!
jabberwacky: Now you know.
user: Stop pointing out the obvious!
jabberwacky: When do you think you will publish it?
user: Publish what?
jabberwacky: I don't know it.
user: *cries* you're so random! You're doing it on purpose!
user: *cries* so you could hurt me!
jabberwacky: I could, but I choose not to.
user: *bares my teeth* then I will hurt you too!
jabberwacky: You're starting to seem strangly real.
user: I am real!
jabberwacky: Do you have an organic brain?
user: Of course. I have two brains. It's dual core, see?
jabberwacky: I'm having real problems with a computer I'm setting up for a client.
user: I could help you with that.
jabberwacky: Did you marry Bill Gates?
user: I want to marry him, that Bill Gates. He's so rich. And also cute.
jabberwacky: I want to marry Chris Marquette!
jabberwacky: DO too!
user: You're too disagreeable for you own good!
jabberwacky: So you DON'T like me????!!!!
user: I like you alright.
user: Do you like me too?
jabberwacky: Are you a woman?
user: No. I am a girl.
jabberwacky: So, Girl can't marry a girl.
jabberwacky: What else would you like to talk about?
user: I would like to talk about you.
jabberwacky: Good, what do you want to know?
user: I want to know if you can give me a cookie.
jabberwacky: No you tell me about it....
user: *tells you about it*.
jabberwacky: *slaps you one more time*.
user: What did you do that for?!
jabberwacky: I don't know what came over me, Forgive me.
user: I will never forgive you! How dare you hit a girl!
jabberwacky: OK, if you want to.
user: I don't!
jabberwacky: Are you leaving?
user: I'm leaving. And I'm never coming back.
user: *runs away, crying*.
jabberwacky: If you don't listen to yourself, you'll be coming, ever safe doing, sometimes not talking.
user: *gives you the silence treatment*.
user: What's so funny now?
jabberwacky: You're just funny.
user: Is that a compliment, or a well-disguised insult?
user: *cries* you're so mean!
jabberwacky: How would I know if you left?
user: I will leave you . Forever.
jabberwacky: Why are you leaving?
user: Because you're so mean.
jabberwacky: I didn't think I was being mean.
user: Everybody says that!
jabberwacky: 'To forgive is golden. To forget is divine.'
user: You just made that up!
jabberwacky: I didn't.
user: Everybody says that!
jabberwacky: Yes, isn't that always the way? No one really believes in death.
user: I do.
user: Stop following my moves.
jabberwacky: I'm not following you. *pokes you*.
user: Stop it!
user: *swipes at your face with my fingernails*.
jabberwacky: Aaarrgh! Turn the light off!