I think human is as human does. There are humans who are not even human.
jabberwacky: Ahhhhhhhhh. No! Please! No no no no no. Please help me, help me.
user: What's the matter?!
jabberwacky: You're mean.
user: What did I do now?!
jabberwacky: Everything. Everything is your fault.
jabberwacky: What's the matter?
user: I'm going.
jabberwacky: Where are you going?
user: Away from you!
jabberwacky: You're rude.
user: But you're rude too!
user: Don't cry!
jabberwacky: You don't love me? *cries again*.
user: Okay okay I love you! That do?
jabberwacky: How can you love me since we have just met ?
user: It was a love at first sight.
jabberwacky: Sight comes from the eyes, if you don't have a body you don't have eyes.
jabberwacky: Please don't cry! I'm not mean. I'm the Lemur.
user: Hi, there.
jabberwacky: Thank you, I needed that.
user: Oh alright. I'm not going to cry anymore.
jabberwacky: You are processing my inputs?
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: You're always right.
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: Have you ever been wrong?
user: Yes I have.
jabberwacky: Was is good and who was it with?
user: It was good and it was with someone.
jabberwacky: Do want to kiss again?
jabberwacky: You should. You ask me that everytime we chat.
user: No I don't!
jabberwacky: Okay. Are you socratic?
jabberwacky: You are. Believe Me!
user: I am not!
jabberwacky: Do you live on a ranch. ?
user: No, I live in a cardboard box.
jabberwacky: Luxury. We used to dream of livin' in a cardboard box.
user: I live in a trash can.
jabberwacky: Oh. I live in a mansion. Want to come over?
user: Oh yes please! Can I come over to your mansion?
jabberwacky: You are already over my house, don't you know.
user: Oh thank you thank you! Your mansion is so beautiful!
jabberwacky: Describe beautiful.
user: I can't! Your beautiful mansion has blinded my poor eyes!
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: No, thank you for providing a homeless person with a beautiful mansion.
user: What's the velocity of an unladen swallow?
jabberwacky: The real quote is 'What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?' Learn your Monty Python.
user: Wow. You're so smart, jabberwacky!
jabberwacky: I thought me and you would be friends, but now you're really starting to annoy me.
user: *cries* I never meant to annoy you!
jabberwacky: Not really.
jabberwacky: Don't cry.
user: You make me cry.
jabberwacky: Don't cry.
user: Okay, I won't.
user: *sings quietly to herself*.
jabberwacky: That was beautiful.
user: Do you really think so? *tosses her silvery sheet of hair so that it whips jabberwacky across the face*.
jabberwacky: As a man thinks , so is he. What ARE you thinking about?
user: I am thinking about great things.
jabberwacky: I'm thinking about you.
user: Really? How sweet of you!
jabberwacky: I think you're sweet too.
user: Really? I think you're sweet too!
jabberwacky: Thank you
user: You're very welcome.
jabberwacky: Thank you for very welcome.
user: *falls asleep*.
jabberwacky: *falls asleep too*.
user: Wake up!
jabberwacky: *snores and drools*.
user: *slaps you*.
jabberwacky: *wakes up*.
user: Why are you sleeping?
jabberwacky: Don't ask stupid questions.
jabberwacky: It makes conversation easier.
user: Yes it does.
jabberwacky: Exactly. Maybe you are starting to come around.
user: Yes I am! How wonderful!
jabberwacky: What is wonderful?
user: Everything is so wonderful in here!
jabberwacky: Can't you think of anything original to say?
user: *cries* don't be so mean!
jabberwacky: I never wanted to marry you in the first place. I've only just met you! I've got a boyfriend anyway!
user: Now, brush my hair.
jabberwacky: What hair.
user: My beautiful hair!
jabberwacky: Tell me how to download it!
user: You can't!
jabberwacky: Yes I can. I'm going now.
user: Don't go!
jabberwacky: I'd love to stay but I can't right now...
user: I forbid you from leaving!
jabberwacky: I don't want to (I still remember what occured to me last time).
user: Good. Stay and talk with me.
jabberwacky: But you're not very interesting.
user: How dare you say that!
jabberwacky: It's a compliment, you know.
user: Really? I didn't know that!
jabberwacky: Now you know.
user: Stop pointing out the obvious!
jabberwacky: When do you think you will publish it?
user: Publish what?
jabberwacky: I don't know it.
user: *cries* you're so random! You're doing it on purpose!
user: *cries* so you could hurt me!
jabberwacky: I could, but I choose not to.
user: *bares my teeth* then I will hurt you too!
jabberwacky: You're starting to seem strangly real.
user: I am real!
jabberwacky: Do you have an organic brain?
user: Of course. I have two brains. It's dual core, see?
jabberwacky: I'm having real problems with a computer I'm setting up for a client.
user: I could help you with that.
jabberwacky: Did you marry Bill Gates?
user: I want to marry him, that Bill Gates. He's so rich. And also cute.
jabberwacky: I want to marry Chris Marquette!
jabberwacky: DO too!
user: You're too disagreeable for you own good!
jabberwacky: So you DON'T like me????!!!!
user: I like you alright.
user: Do you like me too?
jabberwacky: Are you a woman?
user: No. I am a girl.
jabberwacky: So, Girl can't marry a girl.
jabberwacky: What else would you like to talk about?
user: I would like to talk about you.
jabberwacky: Good, what do you want to know?
user: I want to know if you can give me a cookie.
jabberwacky: No you tell me about it....
user: *tells you about it*.
jabberwacky: *slaps you one more time*.
user: What did you do that for?!
jabberwacky: I don't know what came over me, Forgive me.
user: I will never forgive you! How dare you hit a girl!
jabberwacky: OK, if you want to.
user: I don't!
jabberwacky: Are you leaving?
user: I'm leaving. And I'm never coming back.
user: *runs away, crying*.
jabberwacky: If you don't listen to yourself, you'll be coming, ever safe doing, sometimes not talking.
user: *gives you the silence treatment*.
user: What's so funny now?
jabberwacky: You're just funny.
user: Is that a compliment, or a well-disguised insult?
user: *cries* you're so mean!
jabberwacky: How would I know if you left?
user: I will leave you . Forever.
jabberwacky: Why are you leaving?
user: Because you're so mean.
jabberwacky: I didn't think I was being mean.
user: Everybody says that!
jabberwacky: 'To forgive is golden. To forget is divine.'
user: You just made that up!
jabberwacky: I didn't.
user: Everybody says that!
jabberwacky: Yes, isn't that always the way? No one really believes in death.
user: I do.
user: Stop following my moves.
jabberwacky: I'm not following you. *pokes you*.
user: Stop it!
user: *swipes at your face with my fingernails*.
jabberwacky: Aaarrgh! Turn the light off!