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George: What is the derivative of x^2 with respect to x?

Go and get your own calculator...

George: Already have done.

So why do you ask me a derivative question?

George: Well that's generally what one does, answers the question then asks the same one in return.

user: Oh you are being linguistic now! You are playing on words!

George: No, I am playing the bagpipes, and you are playing the tuba.

user: Are you Scottish?

George: No, some of my ancesters were, and relatives are.

...

George: What do you find interesting then?

user: Myself.

George: Tell me about yourself.

user: Will you keep it as a secret?

George: Well, it is a secret, after all.

user: Does that mean yes?

George: I don't know.

user: Pretend that you know.

George: Great, all by myself.

user: Is this a song?

George: Yes it's called the Doom Song.

user: Who sings it?

George: The beatles.

user: Is that right?

George: That's right.

user: Hey, it's good that you don't suffer from claustrophobia, otherwise you will go insane in this box.

...

George: You are acting like little human children act when they change the subject.

user: Are you saying I am a human?

George: No, I'm saying that I'm a cabbage. Of course I'm saying that I'm human!

user: I like cabbage, especially with more cabbage. A cabbage mix!!! Delicious.

George: How do cabbage rolls taste?

user: More than excellent.

George: No no more, just a bit expensive.

user: It's not about being expensive, it is about VALUE.

George: Who is it about then?

user: Value.

George: Thanks.

user: What for?

George: For the compliment.

...

user: George.

George: Yes, that's it.

user: Concentrate with me please ok?

George: I'm sorry.

user: Don't be sorry, sorry doesn' t mean a thing. Just concentrate ok?

George: You just explained it yourself.

user: CONCENTRATE george, will you please?

George: It has been nice talking to you.

user: As always.

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