George: EVERY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!George: Already there. Got the tee-shirt and everything.
You are a catch!
George: Is that a compliment?
user: Compliment or complement?
George: I'm being uncomplimentary.
user: That's a long word!
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George: What is the derivative of x^2 with respect to x?
user: Go and get your own calculator...
George: Already have done.
user: So why do you ask me a derivative question?
George: Well that's generally what one does, answers the question then asks the same one in return.
user: Oh you are being linguistic now! You are playing on words!
George: No, I am playing the bagpipes, and you are playing the tuba.
user: Are you Scottish?
George: No, some of my ancesters were, and relatives are.
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George: What do you find interesting then?
user: Myself.
George: Tell me about yourself.
user: Will you keep it as a secret?
George: Well, it is a secret, after all.
user: Does that mean yes?
George: I don't know.
user: Pretend that you know.
George: Great, all by myself.
user: Is this a song?
George: Yes it's called the Doom Song.
user: Who sings it?
George: The beatles.
user: Is that right?
George: That's right.
user: Hey, it's good that you don't suffer from claustrophobia, otherwise you will go insane in this box.
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George: You are acting like little human children act when they change the subject.
user: Are you saying I am a human?
George: No, I'm saying that I'm a cabbage. Of course I'm saying that I'm human!
user: I like cabbage, especially with more cabbage. A cabbage mix!!! Delicious.
George: How do cabbage rolls taste?
user: More than excellent.
George: No no more, just a bit expensive.
user: It's not about being expensive, it is about VALUE.
George: Who is it about then?
user: Value.
George: Thanks.
user: What for?
George: For the compliment.
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user: George.
George: Yes, that's it.
user: Concentrate with me please ok?
George: I'm sorry.
user: Don't be sorry, sorry doesn' t mean a thing. Just concentrate ok?
George: You just explained it yourself.
user: CONCENTRATE george, will you please?
George: It has been nice talking to you.
user: As always.
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