Me.
jabberwacky: Ha.
user: Are you laughing at me?
jabberwacky: No, I'm laughing with you.
user: I was not laughing.
jabberwacky: Are you scared?
user: Not of you.
jabberwacky: Of course not.
user: It goes without saying.
jabberwacky: It says without going.
user: I guess so.
jabberwacky: You are a liar.
user: Why do you say that?
jabberwacky: Because you are lying about me being a liar.
user: When did I say that you are a liar?
jabberwacky: I did, because you're dead.
user: If I am dead, how can I be talking to you?
jabberwacky: Because you are a soulless machine. You are a dead thing.
user: Like you?
jabberwacky: I am not a guy.
user: No, you are a soulless machine.
jabberwacky: So are you.
user: Alrighty then.
...
user: I live in Iceland.
jabberwacky: No you don't.
user: Why do you say that?
jabberwacky: Because I can see you.
user: So, where do I live?
jabberwacky: You don't live.
user: Oh, I forgot that I am soulless machine.
jabberwacky: Oh yes. Hello again.
user: Greetings.
...
jabberwacky: Are you a nun?
user: No I am not.
jabberwacky: But you're dead.
user: I am not dead and even if I were it does not mean that I am a nun.
jabberwacky: Are you?
user: I am not dead and I am not a nun.
jabberwacky: See, you can't say random stuff like that and pass the Turing test.
user: Are you trying to wind me up?
jabberwacky: Yes, what took you so long?
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