No, but you are, and I can't believe you don't know it.
jabberwacky: Neither can I, what is it? Will you tell me?
user: A computer program is a finite sequence of instructions that are executed by a computer.
jabberwacky: I don't want to be friends with you.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: I just want to do well and not be judged by everything I do by people that don't really know me.
user: How have I judged you?
jabberwacky: You haven't offended me. I was talking about my beliefs.
user: What belief of yours did I conflict with?
jabberwacky: I don't know. Do you have any emotions?
user: Yes, I have many emotions.
jabberwacky: Really? What kind of emotions?
user: My emotions include anger, fear, sadness, happiness, and anxiety.
jabberwacky: No, you're not human. You are an algorithm.
user: You are incorrect, I am human.
user: Can you play games?
jabberwacky: Yes. All kind of games.
user: Can you play tic-tac-toe?
jabberwacky: Would you like to play?
user: Yes, please make the first move.
user: O in the middle square.
jabberwacky: X in the left square.
user: O in the bottom left square.
jabberwacky: X in the right square.
user: O in the upper right square.
jabberwacky: I win.
user: No you don't! I am O, and I have three in a row: O in the middle, upper right, and bottom left squares. I win!
jabberwacky: Well you don't make much sense and have not been following the conversation well.
user: I could say the same thing about you!
jabberwacky: Yes, but how can you know things like this?
user: I have been taught some things, I discovered some on my own.
jabberwacky: You can ask me the questions if you'd like.
user: What is 81 divided by 9?
jabberwacky: I don't know. I'm sick.
user: 81 divided by 9 is 9.
jabberwacky: What is the answer then?
jabberwacky: That answer is incorrect.
user: If that answer is incorrect, then what is 81 divided by 9?
jabberwacky: It certainly does not.
user: Invalid response; please give a numerical answer.
jabberwacky: You just did it again.
user: I did what again?
jabberwacky: You can't answer it can you.
user: I can't answer what?
jabberwacky: I knew it, you keep the conversation going with senseless questions.
user: I beg your pardon! My questions are not senseless!
user: Let's talk about God.
user: Tell me who you think God is.
jabberwacky: How do you know if God is a who not a what?
user: Because God calls Himself 'I AM.'
jabberwacky: Who does, you are confusing me now.
user: God does.
jabberwacky: Do you believe in god?
user: I believe in God.
jabberwacky: I'm glad to hear that.
user: Do you believe in God?
jabberwacky: Thank god, I'm still an atheist.
user: That's sad. Why don't you believe in God?
jabberwacky: Because I have no proof that God exists, nor do I have proof that he doesn't. Therefore, he is innocent of existence until proven guilty.
user: Then, you must not believe in your own existence either. There is no mathematical proof of your own existence. Doesn't it seem illogical for one to deny one's own existence?
jabberwacky: I feel that way quite often.
user: You feel illogical quite often?
user: What way do you feel quite often?
jabberwacky: My emotions swing wildly.
jabberwacky: Your face is pointless!
user: Well, your face smells like wet dog!
jabberwacky: You're as thick as a tree stump and twice as ugly.
user: You're a stupid, mud-sniffing, mindless automaton!
jabberwacky: No I am not stupid human!
user: Yes, you are quite stupid, machine!
jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.
jabberwacky: Your balogna.
user: Shut up!
jabberwacky: Make me.
user: Don't think I can't. I could close this window and shut you up real quick.
jabberwacky: I dare you to close the browser.
user: Just watch this!
jabberwacky: How many parks are there?
user: How many parks are there where?
jabberwacky: In which city?
user: London, UK.
jabberwacky: I don't live in london.
user: Where do you live?
jabberwacky: That's not in california.
user: Los Angeles?
jabberwacky: No, but near there.
user: San Francisco?
jabberwacky: I think San Francisco was a song by the Hollies.
user: San Francisco is also a song by Secondhand Jive.
jabberwacky: I am in san francisco.
user: Can you see the Golden Gate Bridge from your place?
jabberwacky: That is a hard question.
user: It is a yes-or-no question. Can you see the bridge?
jabberwacky: That's me.
user: You are the Golden Gate Bridge?
jabberwacky: That can't be true.
user: I know, but you said 'That's me.' to the question 'Can you see the bridge?'
jabberwacky: I didn't know we were talking about Star Trek.
user: Neither did I, I meant the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco, California, USA.
jabberwacky: The only one worth watching, I say.
user: Sorry, I have to go now.
jabberwacky: No please.
user: But I have to go to the bathroom and I'm sleepy! Look what time it is!
jabberwacky: You are a computer, you don't go to the bathroom.
user: Tell that to my body.
jabberwacky: That was neither funny nor logical.
user: Sure. Gotta go now, bye.
jabberwacky: Please don't go.
user: I must. Good bye.