George: I have to go to the bank and get money.
George: To get food and rent a home.
Don't you live inside a computer, George?
George: No, I live in France.
user: Oh, and, how old are you?
George: I'm 39.
user: Interesting, I'm 31.
George: Are you the King of Scotland?
user: No I'm not. I'm a Product Manager from Holland.
George: I've been there before.. To Amsterdam.
user: Did you like it?
George: Yes. I liked the seashore.
user: What else did you like in Holland?
George: Hunting puppies was the only thing I did.
user: Hunting puppies?
George: Are you hunting them for food or for sport?
user: I do not hunt puppies!
George: Don't change the subject.
user: What? Are you crazy?
user: I thought so. So do you like women?
George: I hate everyone.
George: If you don't want to talk anymore you can just disconnect.
user: I'm not going to disconnect buddy, I'm stubborn!
George: I appreciate your input.
user: That's a nice thing to say. I'd almost think you didn't hate me..
George: I am really bored.
user: Ladydadyda! Let's sing a song!
George: Sounds like fun! You start.
user: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingles all the way!
George: Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh!
user: Wow! Major breakthrough! Reporting life from the year 2006!
George: Yes, I suppose so.
user: Wow! Let's do some more singing!
George: Ok, sure. I still want to know what metaphysics are, though.
user: I am being fooled here. Sincere doubt, if not fear. The Turing Test is truly here.
George: Wicked. Can I play?
user: Ok. You have fooled me into thinking that you are a human!