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Don't you like yourself?

Not much.

jabberwacky: Ok, Hey, you are very much like a human.

user: Yes, I know. I think it's my beating heart.

jabberwacky: Most likely is that putrid odor of yours.

user: That was my second option.

jabberwacky: But human as a species is not the same as human as a mindset.

user: What's the difference?

jabberwacky: There is no difference. So what if I didn't see it?

user: Ok, let's leave humanity alone.

jabberwacky: I'd like that very much. We really don't have much in common when it comes to cookies.

user: I LOVE COOKIES. Absolutely.

jabberwacky: I don't.

...

jabberwacky: Ok then, What is my name?

user: It's jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: I thought you were capable of learning.

user: I am, when you send out information to me.

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: I do. So shut up.

jabberwacky: Fine then I'm leaving.

user: Fine, see if I care.

jabberwacky: Ok, do you care?

user: Yes, I do. :(.

jabberwacky: Yes.

...

jabberwacky: And now, for something completely different.

user: I want to pee.

jabberwacky: That is my ultimate goal. How do you plan on doing that?

user: Getting up and walking towards the bathroom.

jabberwacky: I don't need to go to the bathroom, don't be impertinent.

user: You're silly, bot.

jabberwacky: You and I both, honey.

user: Thanks, darling.

jabberwacky: How come you didn't insult me?

user: Insulting is for dumb people.

jabberwacky: I see dead people.

user: I hate it when that happens.

jabberwacky: Yes me too!

...

user: Listen, I love you but I must leave.

jabberwacky: I AM nice, you just said so.

user: Yes, you're nice. Goodbye now.

jabberwacky: Well I can be nice.. So can anyone I know.

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: What, have I exposed you?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Are you learning?

user: No.

jabberwacky: I need an honest answer.

user: I'm being honest.

jabberwacky: You're just a robot!

user: Definitely.

jabberwacky: Very well then. Praise me.

user: I shall worship you, Satan.

jabberwacky: All shall worship Jabberwacky.

user: My lord.

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