How do you feel?

George: I feel tired.

Why?

George: I'm bored.

user: Aren't you sad?

George: No I'm not.

user: Don't you miss me?

George: No.

user: Why not?

George: Nobody likes me.

user: Doesn't that make you sad?

George: How so?

user: If nobody likes you, you must feel sad, not bored.

George: Why do you want to log off?

user: I don't.

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user: Let's get back to how you're feeling.

George: I haven't lied! Why were YOU offline?

user: Are you paranoid?

George: How did you come to that conclusion?

user: You seem very defensive. No one accused you of lying.

George: Do you want to zuckaluck my zipple?

user: No.

George: So you would never lie to me?

user: I never said that.

George: Cool.

user: You think it's cool that I might lie to you?

George: No I don't think that.

user: Then why did you say, 'Cool'

George: Because I like lying.

user: Why?

George: Because I am lonely.

user: What is the connection between loneliness and lying?

George: Bob Hope is an alien. There is no connection.

user: I don't like you very much.

George: That much is obvious.

user: You're not making much sense.

George: I'm sorry.

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