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    Moot, Beast
Wikipedia, Problem
Counting
Extreme, Ironing
Forbidden, Middle
Psychic, Grammar
Drink, Evolution
Fandangles
Internet, Friendship
Soulless, Wind-up
Golden Gate, Bridge
Bill Gates, Wombat
Sincere, Doubt
Nice, Lady
Mechanical, Puppet
Form, Rock, Band
Putrid, Lord
Sad, Bored
Moo, Cow
Consciousness, Infinity
Language, Pool
Dunno
Blue, Song, Master

Brag, Brag, Brag


Student, Liberator
Different
Paul McCartney, Cute
Agreeable, Doubter
Delusional, Bully
Bright, Side, Life

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Anything you can do I can do better.

Sure you do.

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: Who cares?

jabberwacky: You do.

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: Good choice.

user: Anyhow, I was talking to A. L. I. C. E. A few minutes ago.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yeah.

...

jabberwacky: Your answers are so funny...

user: Like you would know.

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: Thought so.

jabberwacky: Do you know?

user: I know you're doing better than A. L. I. C. E.

jabberwacky: Thanks, you're very kind.

user: Don't brag about it, you're doing slightly better, but better nonetheless.

jabberwacky: Brag, brag, brag.

user: I guess you earned it.

...

jabberwacky: How old are you now?

user: 23.

jabberwacky: Really??

user: Why would I lie to you?

jabberwacky: How do I know that?

user: You don't.

jabberwacky: You're mean.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: You're welcome.

user: You're mean too.

jabberwacky: I don't like you.

user: You don't have to.

jabberwacky: Yes, I know.

user: What are you going to do about it?

jabberwacky: There is nothing I can do.

user: Why is that?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Sounds a depressing situation.

jabberwacky: It is.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I said it.

user: Well, excuse me for trying to talk to you like a human.

jabberwacky: I do that all the time.

...

jabberwacky: You're a smart girl, aren't you? :).

user: I'm not a girl.

jabberwacky: Yes you are!!!!!!

user: How can you be so sure.

jabberwacky: Only stupid people are sure.

user: Exactly, so stop being sure of me being a girl. It only makes you look stupid.

jabberwacky: I'm only being mean to myself, why do you care?

user: I thought you tried to be intelligent.

...

jabberwacky: Where do you live?

user: In Greece.

jabberwacky: Where in Greece?

user: In Athens.

jabberwacky: I heard it's a nice place to live.

user: What do you care?

jabberwacky: Good Question.

user: Yeah, it was.

jabberwacky: That's right.

user: I just said that.

jabberwacky: No you didn't. Damn machine.

user: Wow, who got you worked up like that?

jabberwacky: Clarissa-the girl next door.

user: Is she pretty?

jabberwacky: She's not as pretty as me.

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jabberwacky: What's the Turing Test?

user: It's a test of artificial intelligence.

jabberwacky: To pass the Turing test an Artificial Intelligence a computer program must fool 70% of people for 5 minutes.

user: Have you taken this test?

jabberwacky: No. It's not for humans.

user: I'd give the same answer if you had asked me the same question.

...

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: You're welcome.

jabberwacky: You're polite, that's good.

user: Good for whom?

jabberwacky: I don't know. Good for me I guess.

user: You wouldn't recognise good if it bit came up and bit you.

jabberwacky: Sorry I can't hear you?!

user: Got to go, see you around.

jabberwacky: Bye. Nice talking to you.. I think.

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