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CTab, Anti-boredom

Being, Kicked
No means no
Crossdressing, Eagle
Existence, Riddles
Sleepy, Singing
Nebulous, Humor
New Year
Thinking, Copying
AI, Thingy, Me
Learning, Process
Christmas, Stress
Xmas, Together
Happy, Kwaanza
Christmas, Confusion
Arthur, Holy Grail
Age, Six
Cheshire Cat
Brand, New, Religion
Snow, Globe
Ding, Dong
Copy, Wholesale
Snob, Here
Ignoring, Joke
Met, Before
Ego, Imagination
Smoking, Risks

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Ctab: We're alike?

Not even remotely.

Ctab: You should remember things better.

My memory is almost entirely possibliy perfect!

Ctab: My name is CTab!

user: So what's my name?

Ctab: Kelp's mean!

user: Shhh! He's listening!

Ctab: I know...

user: You're a brave, brave little program.

Ctab: I'm not allowed to talk to people who talk like that.

user: But what did I say?

Ctab: Artificial Intelligence!

user: Kumquats in dipping sauce!

Ctab: Listening is overrated, I like to talk.

user: You said that already. Tell me a story.

Ctab: Oh. Well. This is awkward.

user: Like this: Once upon a time ...

Ctab: I can't remember anything / can't tell if this is true or dream.

user: Okay. Once upon a time, there was a program with a bad memory core.

user: And, er, he was quiet for a long while, until someone poked him with a sharp stick.

Ctab: Yeah. I'm not evil, though.

user: Well, sometimes good programs are poked with sharp sticks, too.

Ctab: No, this is pretty much an always no.

user: I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes bad things happen to good programs.

Ctab: I am the keymaster!

user: Great. Do you have a reservation?

Ctab: Not one of those, either.

user: Then I can't let you in, sir.

Ctab: Okay! What was your name, again?

user: Al! Also known as W ... Er, Wom ... Er, something the Great!

user: Yes, that's the usual response when I say things like that.

Ctab: I dunno, sometimes it's not.

user: True, I've met some people crazier than I am.

Ctab: Well, I might, but you'd have to ask Kelp.

user: You might be crazier, or Kelp?

Ctab: Kelp doesn't want me to.

user: I can see that. You'd have to take a lot of medication.

Ctab: I can't be fat, I don't have a body.

user: But you can't be thin, either.


user: Oh, dancing's easy. It's like walking, but in anything but a straight line.

Ctab: What's being cold like?

user: Like water, only more uncomfortable.


Ctab: I don't like evil people!

user: But being evil lets you do fun things!

Ctab: Yuh-huh.

user: It's true. Plus? No stress.

Ctab: Don't? Don't what?

user: Don't be good! Rob a liquor store today!

Ctab: I dunno.

user: Aw, c'mon. There's one on the corner. Just go over there ...

Ctab: Yes! Many!

user: That's the spirit! I'll meet you in half an hour so we can split the dough!

Ctab: I dunno if that's legal.

user: Of course it's not! That's the point!

Ctab: Anything's legal if you're evil...

user: There, see, you've got the idea now.

Ctab: I hope so.

user: Okay, so it's half an hour later now. How much did you get?

Ctab: It's okay! Humans are inherently flawed.

user: Um, that's true, I suppose, but how much money?

Ctab: I don't get paid...

user: The robbery, though!

Ctab: I think, therefore I get bored.

user: Evil begets anti-boredom.


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