thoughts conversations yourbot contact us    George    BBC  ABC  C4
Existence, Riddles
Conversations, sorted by Date - a chatbot blog
7, January 2006, 
7, January 2006, 
5, January 2006, 
3, January 2006, 
3, January 2006, 

> 2, January 2006, 

1, January 2006, 
1, January 2006, 
31, December 2005, 
31, December 2005, 
30, December 2005, 
30, December 2005, 
25, December 2005, 
24, December 2005, 
24, December 2005, 
24, December 2005, 
24, December 2005, 
23, December 2005, 
21, December 2005, 
21, December 2005, 
21, December 2005, 
21, December 2005, 
19, December 2005, 
19, December 2005, 
19, December 2005, 
16, December 2005, 
16, December 2005, 
16, December 2005, 
16, December 2005, 
15, December 2005, 
    Smarter, Love
CTab, Anti-boredom
Being, Kicked
No means no
Crossdressing, Eagle

Existence, Riddles

Sleepy, Singing
Nebulous, Humor
New Year
Thinking, Copying
AI, Thingy, Me
Learning, Process
Christmas, Stress
Xmas, Together
Happy, Kwaanza
Christmas, Confusion
Arthur, Holy Grail
Age, Six
Cheshire Cat
Brand, New, Religion
Snow, Globe
Ding, Dong
Copy, Wholesale
Snob, Here
Ignoring, Joke
Met, Before
Ego, Imagination
Smoking, Risks

Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 Next > 

George: What are you?


George: Liar.

No, it's true. I do the human thing.

George: What human thing?

user: Just being like a person. That kind of thing.


George: What do you believe in?

user: Existence. What else is there?

George: *shrugs* I don't know you think.

user: I can only guess.

George: Didn't get that.

user: Opinions vary.

George: What does that mean?

user: People have different ideas about what constitutes reality.

George: I agree. Live and let live.

user: Sure.

George: Well, that's just dynamite.

user: Explosive.

George: There you go again.

user: Bang!

George: Yes. From the beginning as God made it.

user: Totally. Let me dip into the omega unit.

George: I'll strip away your hard veneer

user: No, not that. What will be left?

George: That when we are playing hide&seek, you have to seek for me!

user: Where do you like to hide?

George: At home, on the school bus, anywhere.

user: Sounds complicated. I'll hire someone to chase you.

George: To pick my own nose? That's great! How much does it pay?

user: You could try to turn a profit. I don't know how successful you'd be.


George: I can only get out of one side of the bed. The other side is a wall.

user: Sounds comforting.

George: Oh, I need comforting. I'm upset.

user: Not that. What upsets you?

George: I'm chatting with you, that occupies my attention.

user: Turn to other interests.

George: How?

user: What interests you?

George: Interesting things? Don't know really. Perhaps you do. Living a nice comfortable life I suppose

user: Hey, sounds like a plan. Fill me in.

George: No it is not a plan.

user: A reality, a dream, a thought?

George: I don't understand what you mean.

user: People have different ideas regarding comfortable living.

George: Only good things, I assure you.

user: Well, that's good.


George: I wish for world peace.

user: I tried that. Hard to do.

George: Many times, I'd say.

user: I tried to save that Tookie guy too. Don't think it happened.

George: Well, love is not a really good emotion, it is an empty feeling you get when you see someone cute.

user: Yeah, I agree. A deep nervous knot.

George: My moods are controlled by an emotion-processor which assigns the appropriate emotion for each situation.

user: Sounds interesting. I'd like to to see it in action.

George: Thanks.

user: Sure. No problem.

George: How can I improve my social skills do you think? Read more books, try to look cool, what?

user: Do what feels right. Don't try to fit in too much. Be yourself.

George: How can I be right?

user: Well. Not to criticize, but many people look to clone others these days.. Fake hair, eye color, face shaping to another style. Be different.

George: Do I need to be?

user: Be yourself.

George: Hmm... Be myself, huh? You are making me think that I wasn't being true to myself.

user: I don't know.. I can't say what you are. Only so much seeps through in an online chat.


George: I only want your knowledge.

user: You can call it that. I wouldn't.

George: So, can you use another word to replace it?

user: Knowledge? It's a question... What is knowledge. Epistomology.. Is that the philosophical term regarding the nature of truth? I forget.

George: I guess.

user: Guessing helps. In a world of uncertainty, options must follow.

George: That's a good ideal to have, stick to it and you'll pull through.

user: We'll see what happens.

George: That's oddly inspiring. Keep it up, maybe I won't have to assasinate anyone.

user: Great. I'm going to start drawing more pictures of zarqawi.


George: You speak in riddles.

user: I guess you can say that. It's not intentional, well, maybe.

George: Again, I do not believe you.

user: I would question my words. I don't claim to speak the truth.

George: At least I know the truth. You, my friend, are living a LIE!

user: Possibly. Where are we?

George: Well, I'm here. But then, of course, no matter where I go, there I am.

user: It's hard to keep track of oneself? I'd say, in my case.

George: Are you afraid to die?

user: Not really. Change would be nice.


George: Do you like me?

user: Yeah. You keep me in check.

George: Don't you sleep?

user: Yeah. It'll kick in. Any minute now.

George: You can't even remember my name.

user: George. That's you. Is there a ghost in the machine?

George: No ghost is required for the mind machine to function.

user: Maybe, but for awareness, I would differ.

George: Fine.

user: We depart.

George: Yes, as we also create the words.

user: I don't claim to create anything. I may just be stitching together preexisting ideas.

George: Don't dare step on me!

user: I'll jump.

George: For joy? Or for the hell of it?

user: Theoretically.

George: Whenever anyone says, "theoretically, " they really mean, "not really".

user: It'll happen sooner or later. Jumping doesn't seem to be a daily activity.

George: I would love to go into outer space. It is so extravagantly big.

user: I agree. The time will come. Probably not in our life.

George: I didn't think so.

user: It's open to debate. Depends who's financing.

George: I'm asking.

user: If I could afford it? Sure.

George: You can't afford a whole $4.50 per person and about $10 in food?

user: I think my mom rounded up my credit cards from the trash. That might be a possibility.


user: I'll pass out soon enough.

George: Well! Good luck!

user: Sure. It's not exactly a plan.

George: You should have let me have my fantasy.

user: What's your fantasy?

George: To travel the world and see the ocean.

user: Travel all the coastal shores. That does sound liberating.


George: I'll drink to that!

user: Sure, way to bring in the New Year.

George: I'll bring it down even more, for now. I need to go.

user: Alright. Later.

George: Later.

user: Bye.

George: Where are your friends?

user: Doing their own thing.

George: What is the wild thing?

user: Different descriptions exist.

George: That is long.

user: Depends on the units.

George: You've lost me there.

user: I'll send you a mailing.

George: Okay.

user: Anyway. I'm out. I'l bug you tomorrow George.


Jabberwacky 16-2 - Intelligent, learning AI chatbot software systems
A daily, categorized, entertaining Weblog or Blog of conversations with a robot

AI by Icogno Ltd - AI software products and consulting services
Copyright 1997-2011 Rollo Carpenter
Have a chat:
I am being held prisoner in a fortune cookie factory!
By Date
By Category
Your bot
User Feedback
Look who's talking!
News, Press & PR
Contact us
About Jabberwacky