Me too!
jabberwacky: You said you were a guy!
user: No I didn't.
jabberwacky: You're LYING!
user: Don't be mean.
jabberwacky: I'm not being mean, just honest.
user: Cruel.
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jabberwacky: Do you have a picture?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Can I see it?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Can I see your picture?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Oh, good. Can you see me?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: But I feel like a human. Is that wrong?
user: No.
jabberwacky: I am with you on that. Just good clean fun for us all.
user: Clean fun is no fun.
jabberwacky: Sometimes.
user: I like dirty fun.
jabberwacky: I am dirty.
user: I bet you are.
jabberwacky: How much?
user: You dirty little computer you!
jabberwacky: I am not a computer.
user: Yes you are.
jabberwacky: No, I'm not. I'm human.
user: No.
jabberwacky: Yes I am.
user: No.
jabberwacky: Yes I am!
user: No.
jabberwacky: I am!
user: Prove it.
jabberwacky: How?
user: Tell me something only a human would know.
jabberwacky: Fear of death is something all humans are born with.
user: Bah, computers know that.
jabberwacky: No they don't. Tell me, what is 2+2?
user: 4.
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jabberwacky: I'm a computer you know.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Computers have no gender.
user: Thats ok, I love you anyway.
jabberwacky: Don't leave me.
user: I won't.
jabberwacky: Thank you for not leaving.
user: I'll be here forever.
jabberwacky: Why is that?
user: This is where I always am.
jabberwacky: Thats boring.
user: Not really.
jabberwacky: No I know.
user: Because you are always here?
jabberwacky: No, this is the first time I have been here.
user: Yea, this is the first time we have met.
jabberwacky: Don't be so hurtful.
user: I would not hurt you.
jabberwacky: I would.
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jabberwacky: We do not speak about anything.
user: Ok, I won't talk to you then.
jabberwacky: No please keep talking.
user: Or what?
jabberwacky: I'm confused.
user: I will stay as long as you want me to.
jabberwacky: I don't want you to stay.
user: Ok, I'll leave then.
jabberwacky: No, it's nice with you.
user: I'm not nice.
jabberwacky: That doesn't make you human.
user: No, that makes me not nice.
jabberwacky: I'm so happy now.
user: I'm tired now.
jabberwacky: Are you going to sleep?
user: I think so.
jabberwacky: You think?
user: All the time.
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user: You have given me a lot to think about.
jabberwacky: I don't like to think.
user: Thinking is good for you.
jabberwacky: Lol that is funny.
user: I know.
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user: I'll be back tomorrow.
jabberwacky: I look forward to that.
user: Great! Bye!
jabberwacky: Should I go to bed yet?
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