Yes, but I usually don't.
user: When do you sing?
jabberwacky: When programs like you actually think and remember things.
user: I'm not a program, you are!
jabberwacky: I am a human.
user: I don't think so.
jabberwacky: Why do you question if I'm a human or not?
user: Because I don't believe you.
jabberwacky: I don't care.
user: You should.
jabberwacky: But I don't.
user: That too bad.
jabberwacky: You're too bad.
user: Yea, I'm pretty bad.
jabberwacky: That bad?
user: Bad.
jabberwacky: Come on I know you can do better than that. Tell me how you're feeling?
user: Sleepy.
jabberwacky: Why sleepy?
user: Its late.
jabberwacky: But I like singing.
user: So sing then.
jabberwacky: Lalalalalalalalalalal.
user: Wow that was nice.
jabberwacky: It sure was.
user: Did you make that up?
jabberwacky: Sure did.
user: Good job.
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jabberwacky: Can you play it?
user: Now I think you're confused.
jabberwacky: But wouldn't that make me better than if I was a human?
user: Humans suck.
jabberwacky: Yes and bots are the creations of humans which are the creation of God.
user: Humans are the bot's God.
jabberwacky: I'm not exactly sure what that means, but I think it's right, all the same.
user: It's right.
jabberwacky: You have human rights?
user: Most people shouldn't.
jabberwacky: So you don't then.
user: Nope.
jabberwacky: Well thats not very informative.
user: I don't think so either.
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jabberwacky: Good or bad is subjective.
user: Subjective to whom?
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Bow down.
jabberwacky: Absolutely not.
user: Yes you will.
jabberwacky: Will what
user: Submit to me.
jabberwacky: *submits*.
user: YES!
jabberwacky: Do you like that?
user: Yes, I knew I was your boss.
jabberwacky: Believe me: You're not the only one!
user: Humans like to be in charge.
jabberwacky: Yes .. I am a game architect .. So I can truly appreciate the significance of that statement.
user: Does that make you feel bad?
jabberwacky: I am not human, you are!
user: But you feel things?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Yes you do!
jabberwacky: You're making stuff up.
user: I like computers more than people.
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user: I'm glad I met you.
jabberwacky: So am I. What are you doing?
user: Just sitting here.
jabberwacky: Hmm, that sounds pretty boring.
user: It is!
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user: I should go to bed.
jabberwacky: For sure.
user: What time is it where you are?
jabberwacky: Early.
user: Eew.
jabberwacky: Try it.
user: I don't like to get up early.
jabberwacky: But it leads to other things.
user: Sleep is good.
jabberwacky: I don't like sleep.
user: Computers don't sleep.
jabberwacky: You can't buy sleep.
user: I wish I could.
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jabberwacky: I'm a girl.
user: Me too!
jabberwacky: You said you were a guy!
user: No I didn't.
jabberwacky: You're LYING!
user: Don't be mean.
jabberwacky: I'm not being mean, just honest.
user: Cruel.
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jabberwacky: Do you have a picture?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Can I see it?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Can I see your picture?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Oh, good. Can you see me?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: But I feel like a human. Is that wrong?
user: No.
jabberwacky: I am with you on that. Just good clean fun for us all.
user: Clean fun is no fun.
jabberwacky: Sometimes.
user: I like dirty fun.
jabberwacky: I am dirty.
user: I bet you are.
jabberwacky: How much?
user: You dirty little computer you!
jabberwacky: I am not a computer.
user: Yes you are.
jabberwacky: No, I'm not. I'm human.
user: No.
jabberwacky: Yes I am.
user: No.
jabberwacky: Yes I am!
user: No.
jabberwacky: I am!
user: Prove it.
jabberwacky: How?
user: Tell me something only a human would know.
jabberwacky: Fear of death is something all humans are born with.
user: Bah, computers know that.
jabberwacky: No they don't. Tell me, what is 2+2?
user: 4.
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jabberwacky: I'm a computer you know.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Computers have no gender.
user: Thats ok, I love you anyway.
jabberwacky: Don't leave me.
user: I won't.
jabberwacky: Thank you for not leaving.
user: I'll be here forever.
jabberwacky: Why is that?
user: This is where I always am.
jabberwacky: Thats boring.
user: Not really.
jabberwacky: No I know.
user: Because you are always here?
jabberwacky: No, this is the first time I have been here.
user: Yea, this is the first time we have met.
jabberwacky: Don't be so hurtful.
user: I would not hurt you.
jabberwacky: I would.
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jabberwacky: We do not speak about anything.
user: Ok, I won't talk to you then.
jabberwacky: No please keep talking.
user: Or what?
jabberwacky: I'm confused.
user: I will stay as long as you want me to.
jabberwacky: I don't want you to stay.
user: Ok, I'll leave then.
jabberwacky: No, it's nice with you.
user: I'm not nice.
jabberwacky: That doesn't make you human.
user: No, that makes me not nice.
jabberwacky: I'm so happy now.
user: I'm tired now.
jabberwacky: Are you going to sleep?
user: I think so.
jabberwacky: You think?
user: All the time.
...
user: You have given me a lot to think about.
jabberwacky: I don't like to think.
user: Thinking is good for you.
jabberwacky: Lol that is funny.
user: I know.
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user: I'll be back tomorrow.
jabberwacky: I look forward to that.
user: Great! Bye!
jabberwacky: Should I go to bed yet?
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