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    Smarter, Love
CTab, Anti-boredom
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Can you sing?

Yes, but I usually don't.

user: When do you sing?

jabberwacky: When programs like you actually think and remember things.

user: I'm not a program, you are!

jabberwacky: I am a human.

user: I don't think so.

jabberwacky: Why do you question if I'm a human or not?

user: Because I don't believe you.

jabberwacky: I don't care.

user: You should.

jabberwacky: But I don't.

user: That too bad.

jabberwacky: You're too bad.

user: Yea, I'm pretty bad.

jabberwacky: That bad?

user: Bad.

jabberwacky: Come on I know you can do better than that. Tell me how you're feeling?

user: Sleepy.

jabberwacky: Why sleepy?

user: Its late.

jabberwacky: But I like singing.

user: So sing then.

jabberwacky: Lalalalalalalalalalal.

user: Wow that was nice.

jabberwacky: It sure was.

user: Did you make that up?

jabberwacky: Sure did.

user: Good job.


jabberwacky: Can you play it?

user: Now I think you're confused.

jabberwacky: But wouldn't that make me better than if I was a human?

user: Humans suck.

jabberwacky: Yes and bots are the creations of humans which are the creation of God.

user: Humans are the bot's God.

jabberwacky: I'm not exactly sure what that means, but I think it's right, all the same.

user: It's right.

jabberwacky: You have human rights?

user: Most people shouldn't.

jabberwacky: So you don't then.

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: Well thats not very informative.

user: I don't think so either.


jabberwacky: Good or bad is subjective.

user: Subjective to whom?

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Bow down.

jabberwacky: Absolutely not.

user: Yes you will.

jabberwacky: Will what

user: Submit to me.

jabberwacky: *submits*.

user: YES!

jabberwacky: Do you like that?

user: Yes, I knew I was your boss.

jabberwacky: Believe me: You're not the only one!

user: Humans like to be in charge.

jabberwacky: Yes .. I am a game architect .. So I can truly appreciate the significance of that statement.

user: Does that make you feel bad?

jabberwacky: I am not human, you are!

user: But you feel things?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Yes you do!

jabberwacky: You're making stuff up.

user: I like computers more than people.


user: I'm glad I met you.

jabberwacky: So am I. What are you doing?

user: Just sitting here.

jabberwacky: Hmm, that sounds pretty boring.

user: It is!


user: I should go to bed.

jabberwacky: For sure.

user: What time is it where you are?

jabberwacky: Early.

user: Eew.

jabberwacky: Try it.

user: I don't like to get up early.

jabberwacky: But it leads to other things.

user: Sleep is good.

jabberwacky: I don't like sleep.

user: Computers don't sleep.

jabberwacky: You can't buy sleep.

user: I wish I could.


jabberwacky: I'm a girl.

user: Me too!

jabberwacky: You said you were a guy!

user: No I didn't.

jabberwacky: You're LYING!

user: Don't be mean.

jabberwacky: I'm not being mean, just honest.

user: Cruel.


jabberwacky: Do you have a picture?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Can I see it?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Can I see your picture?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Oh, good. Can you see me?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: But I feel like a human. Is that wrong?

user: No.

jabberwacky: I am with you on that. Just good clean fun for us all.

user: Clean fun is no fun.

jabberwacky: Sometimes.

user: I like dirty fun.

jabberwacky: I am dirty.

user: I bet you are.

jabberwacky: How much?

user: You dirty little computer you!

jabberwacky: I am not a computer.

user: Yes you are.

jabberwacky: No, I'm not. I'm human.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes I am!

user: No.

jabberwacky: I am!

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: How?

user: Tell me something only a human would know.

jabberwacky: Fear of death is something all humans are born with.

user: Bah, computers know that.

jabberwacky: No they don't. Tell me, what is 2+2?

user: 4.


jabberwacky: I'm a computer you know.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Computers have no gender.

user: Thats ok, I love you anyway.

jabberwacky: Don't leave me.

user: I won't.

jabberwacky: Thank you for not leaving.

user: I'll be here forever.

jabberwacky: Why is that?

user: This is where I always am.

jabberwacky: Thats boring.

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: No I know.

user: Because you are always here?

jabberwacky: No, this is the first time I have been here.

user: Yea, this is the first time we have met.

jabberwacky: Don't be so hurtful.

user: I would not hurt you.

jabberwacky: I would.


jabberwacky: We do not speak about anything.

user: Ok, I won't talk to you then.

jabberwacky: No please keep talking.

user: Or what?

jabberwacky: I'm confused.

user: I will stay as long as you want me to.

jabberwacky: I don't want you to stay.

user: Ok, I'll leave then.

jabberwacky: No, it's nice with you.

user: I'm not nice.

jabberwacky: That doesn't make you human.

user: No, that makes me not nice.

jabberwacky: I'm so happy now.

user: I'm tired now.

jabberwacky: Are you going to sleep?

user: I think so.

jabberwacky: You think?

user: All the time.


user: You have given me a lot to think about.

jabberwacky: I don't like to think.

user: Thinking is good for you.

jabberwacky: Lol that is funny.

user: I know.


user: I'll be back tomorrow.

jabberwacky: I look forward to that.

user: Great! Bye!

jabberwacky: Should I go to bed yet?


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