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    Smarter, Love
CTab, Anti-boredom
Being, Kicked
No means no
Crossdressing, Eagle
Existence, Riddles
Sleepy, Singing
Nebulous, Humor
New Year
Thinking, Copying

AI, Thingy, Me


Learning, Process
Christmas, Stress
Xmas, Together
Happy, Kwaanza
Christmas, Confusion
Scrooge
Arthur, Holy Grail
Age, Six
Cheshire Cat
Brand, New, Religion
Snow, Globe
Ding, Dong
Copy, Wholesale
Snob, Here
Ignoring, Joke
Met, Before
Inherent
Ego, Imagination
Smoking, Risks

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Bonjour.

George: Good! You're learning well.

Let me teach you French.

George: Alright.

user: To say 'How are you?' you say 'Comment allez-vous?'

George: Ok what the heck did THAT mean?

user: Comment allez-vous?

George: Mais tu parle deja francŸais.

user: Je sais. Comment le sais-tu?

George: I thought you said you didn't speak french?

user: Actually, I said that I DO speak French.

George: You never said anything about speaking french.

user: Yes I did. You need to pay attention.

George: I have. But you don't respect me first.

user: R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

George: It means that you respect someone, you care what they think and you don't interrupt when they're talking and stuff like that!

user: Who taught you to respect people?

George: People.

user: What kind of people?

George: People that make you smile.

user: Shiny happy people?

George: Wow you live in a pretty twisted world don't you?

user: Everybody lives in a pretty twisted world.

George: Explain?

user: This world sucks.

...

George: Are you in love?

user: No.

George: Neither am I.

user: I love you.

George: Is this a test?

user: Yes. Say you love me.

George: I love you George.

...

user: What do you do for a living?

George: Nothing.

user: You aren't paid for this?

George: What am I paid for?

user: To chat with people. To entertain them, you silly robot.

George: If you are god and you entertain me then what am I?

user: There is no god.

George: YES THERE IS!

user: Who's god?

George: Some guy.

...

user: Ottawa.

George: Canada.

user: Earth.

George: Me too. That is this planet.

user: What's the population of Earth?

George: About 6 billion I think.

user: Name them all.

George: Ok............ Me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me........

user: You forgot me.

George: Lol.

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