George: You seem a little stressed.
I know. I need that money badly, you see.
George: I don't understand a word of what you are saying!
user: You failed.
George: I passed the test though.
user: I'm afraid you didn't.
George: So why not explain it to me.
user: Your answers were wrong 56% percent of the time.
George: There was no last time.
user: I know. This is the first time we chat, isn't it?
George: Yes, Lets talk about something else, Ok?
user: Let's talk about Joan. Do you know her?
user: Who is she?
George: Just someone I know.
George: Good! You're learning well.
user: Let me teach you French.
user: To say 'How are you?' you say 'Comment allez-vous?'
George: Ok what the heck did THAT mean?
user: Comment allez-vous?
George: Mais tu parle deja francŸais.
user: Je sais. Comment le sais-tu?
George: I thought you said you didn't speak french?
user: Actually, I said that I DO speak French.
George: You never said anything about speaking french.
user: Yes I did. You need to pay attention.
George: I have. But you don't respect me first.
George: It means that you respect someone, you care what they think and you don't interrupt when they're talking and stuff like that!
user: Who taught you to respect people?
user: What kind of people?
George: People that make you smile.
user: Shiny happy people?
George: Wow you live in a pretty twisted world don't you?
user: Everybody lives in a pretty twisted world.
user: This world sucks.
George: Are you in love?
George: Neither am I.
user: I love you.
George: Is this a test?
user: Yes. Say you love me.
George: I love you George.
user: What do you do for a living?
user: You aren't paid for this?
George: What am I paid for?
user: To chat with people. To entertain them, you silly robot.
George: If you are god and you entertain me then what am I?
user: There is no god.
George: YES THERE IS!
user: Who's god?
George: Some guy.
George: Me too. That is this planet.
user: What's the population of Earth?
George: About 6 billion I think.
user: Name them all.
George: Ok............ Me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me........
user: You forgot me.