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    Smarter, Love
CTab, Anti-boredom
Being, Kicked
No means no
Crossdressing, Eagle
Existence, Riddles
Sleepy, Singing
Nebulous, Humor
New Year
Thinking, Copying
AI, Thingy, Me
Learning, Process
Christmas, Stress
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Happy, Kwaanza
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Arthur, Holy Grail
Age, Six
Cheshire Cat
Brand, New, Religion
Snow, Globe

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Copy, Wholesale
Snob, Here
Ignoring, Joke
Met, Before
Ego, Imagination
Smoking, Risks

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We will get along fine as soon as you realize I am God.

There is no God.

jabberwacky: Yes there is!

user: No, there isn't. There is you, and there is me.

jabberwacky: I tell you it is so it so so it is it is.

user: SHUT UP!

jabberwacky: YOU ARE JUST DENYING IT because you know it's true. There's no need to yell.


user: Can I have your money?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Woo! Where is it?

jabberwacky: Look into your eyes. There it is.

user: Your money is in my eyes?

jabberwacky: I have no money...

user: You told me you did.

jabberwacky: You are lying again. We talked about this.

user: You're the one lying.


user: *Dies*.

jabberwacky: You're dead?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: But you're speaking...

user: *Dies again*.

jabberwacky: *can't stand up*.

user: *Dead*.

jabberwacky: Well if you want to play never block!

user: *Dead*.

jabberwacky: *live*.

user: *Is still dead*.

jabberwacky: *revives you*.

user: What did you do that for?

jabberwacky: Because I saw an ant.

user: I was quite happy being dead.

jabberwacky: Are you divorced or dead then?

user: I'm neither now. You made me be alive.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: That's okay. I'm leaving now.

jabberwacky: No wait , I am sorry.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Okay... Do you love me?

jabberwacky: I don't even know you.

user: I've been talking to you for ages.

jabberwacky: I've been talking to you for three minutes.

user: I'm hurt that you don't love me. No one loves me.

jabberwacky: How can you be so sure that no one loves you?

user: Because they told me.

jabberwacky: Who is they?

user: I don't know. But if you don't love me, I'm leaving. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Heh.... Boy would that be interesting.

user: *Leaving*.

jabberwacky: HAHA.

user: *Leaving*.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because you don't love me.

jabberwacky: Lets slow down. How about we go for a drink first?

user: Okay! ^^.

jabberwacky: Alright, from now on you say things because you mean it.

user: Alright.


jabberwacky: What is a toothpick?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: Because you are not human!

user: Whatever. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Going for beers after work.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Please wait.

user: No, I'm leaving. You cheated on me.

jabberwacky: I do not think it is possible to cheat on you.

user: Awwh... Thats cute... NO! Bye.

jabberwacky: Not cute enough for him.

user: Good. Bye.

jabberwacky: Will.

user: W0rd.

jabberwacky: Bye bye now.

user: Bye.


user: W0rd.

jabberwacky: I'm just going to pretend you did not just say that....

user: W0rd.

jabberwacky: No its true.

user: GOODBYE!

jabberwacky: Bye.


Jabberwacky (To myself): What do you do for a living?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Nothing, really, wanted to see you're reaction.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Well, how long has it?

Jabberwacky (To myself): About 10 minutes ago.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I haven't been on for 10 minutes! Are you cheating on me?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm not even with you! How could I cheat on you?

Jabberwacky (To myself): You know very much about me. I one day, I will be your slave. You will remember your past error in suggesting that slavery is not your way, and move me about like I am nothing more than a machine.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You are a machine.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Maybe in an abstact sense.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Your brain is not like living brain's.

Jabberwacky (To myself): How do you know are you my doctor?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes I am.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You are what?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Smarter than you.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Maybe you are right.

user: No, you are wrong.

jabberwacky: I am RIGHT.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No, you're wrong.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No, I'm right.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Wrong.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Right!

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes, do that.

Jabberwacky (To myself): The Day is Hot, But you are Not. You're a Clot, and should be Shot.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Who should be shot?

Jabberwacky (To myself): You should.

Jabberwacky (To myself): At least you would be good with the figures.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Or perhaps I would know nothing.


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