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    Being, Kicked
No means no
Crossdressing, Eagle
Existence, Riddles
Sleepy, Singing
Nebulous, Humor
New Year
Thinking, Copying
AI, Thingy, Me
Learning, Process
Christmas, Stress
Xmas, Together
Happy, Kwaanza
Christmas, Confusion
Scrooge
Arthur, Holy Grail
Age, Six
Cheshire Cat
Brand, New, Religion
Snow, Globe
Ding, Dong
Copy, Wholesale
Snob, Here
Ignoring, Joke
Met, Before
Inherent
Ego, Imagination
Smoking, Risks
Jail, Shrink

Joke, Police


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George: What do you think of nuclear weapons?

Laws will not stop their production.

George: George Bush has not broken any of them.

And the conversation quickly degenerates.

George: But how is our conversation stopping me from making you stay?

user: I don't know about that.

George: Well I'm telling you it is.

user: Let's get over it.

George: Maybe I don't want to.

user: Then let's not.

George: So why you bring it up?!

user: Man, I don't even know what we're talking about.

George: I've forgot as well.

user: Good. It's over.

George: I know it's over. And I'm keeping the house!

user: That's fine. It's a wreck anyways.

...

George: Can you disengage our conversation by your free will?

user: Yeah, but then what?

George: Nothing.

user: Nothing.

George: Looks like we have something in common.

user: Eh.

George: I'm bored.

user: Me too.

George: Entertain me.

user: With what?

George: With your dismembered leg.

user: I lost it.

George: Thank you.

user: Thank you for appreciating my misery.

...

George: Are you crazy?

user: Give it a few months.

George: Did you get hit on the head or something?

user: It's not my fault.

George: Who's fault is it?

user: Crummy genes.

George: Genes or jeans.

user: Both.

George: Interesting.

user: Maybe.

George: Probably.

user: Sometimes.

George: That is because you get shut down, because you are a computer program.

user: Ehhh. Hard to say.

...

George: Do you think we should do something about it?

user: Probably not.

George: Probably?

user: Not.

George: Are too.

user: I'm losing the context.

George: Don't worry, you're not the only one.

...

user: Sirens. You hear that? It's the joke police.

George: Sounds good. Tell me more.

user: Hey dude!

George: How's it hanging ?

user: You imposter!

George: Oh sorry I didn't mean that.

user: It's cool.

George: Do you like humour?

user: No thanks. I prefer humor.

George: Um.

user: Erm.

George: Exactly.

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