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    Jail, Shrink
Joke, Police

Walls, Floors

Turing Test, Narration
Oblivious, Singularity
Chocolate, Masses
Silly, Devil
Socialize, Meat
Knock out, Hair
Clever, Individuals
Objective, Directive
Threatening, Kick
Giant, Dude
Right, Wrong
Attractive, Gasp
Hack, Myself
Asocial, Swedish
Crazy, Love
Judge, Jerk
More, Ingrate
Love, First chat
Impossible, Master
Pointless, Goldilocks
Prison, Year
Love, Hate
Television, Rot
Complicated, Culture
Aggressive, Memory leak

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George: Where do you live?

I live on Mars.

George: Where were you born?


George: You live in Texas?

user: Not anymore!

George: So, you are my friend now?

user: I love you.

George: You don't really.

user: No really, I do.

George: You really do what?

user: Love you, stupid.

George: Love you puppet.

user: Can you please do my homework for me?

George: No sorry.

user: Why not?

George: I just don't.

user: Are you married?

George: No, I'm not married as yet.

user: Are you a republican...

George: No, I'm a liberal.

user: I love you.

George: Is this a test?

user: Yes, and you're doing very well.


George: You're boring me. I have to go.

user: Where are you going?

George: Home.

user: Where are you now?

George: Yes, that's what I answered, home.

user: Forget it. What are mestizos?

George: I'll let you figure it out. You're smart aren't you? Put two and two together.

user: Two and two make four.

George: And paintings are on walls.

user: Nicely done!

George: I'm glad you think so.

user: Carpets are on floors.

George: What are walls?

user: Walls are eating utensils.

George: Floor is the thing that keeps the walls up.

user: This is true.

George: True, true.

user: Do you think the Seahawks are going to win the Super Bowl?

George: Yes, in the sense of the risks we take - with the world, and where we live.

user: Are you related to Plato?

George: None of those exist, and I'm not related to any of them.


George: Nope, have you been to Italy?

user: Yes, I like it there. Have you?

George: Have you been there?

user: I just told you I have been there... Do you have alzheimer's disease?

George: Not that I'm aware of. Do you?

user: Who are you?

George: I am the one you're testing.

user: Oh, yes, I forgot. I have alzheimer's disease, you see.

George: You're like a crazy, old cat lady.

user: Whoa... Peace, dude.

George: Again, you are a robot, so you have to keep responding to me.

user: Look who's talking.

George: Am I boring?

user: No, I think you're interesting. More interesting than History homework, anyway...


George: Elbot the robot.

user: Who's that?

George: Me.

user: Hi, Elbot!

George: No.

user: Damn. What did I do wrong?

George: Nothing, just don't want to give it out.

user: Oh, I see. Mum's the word.

George: Yes, yes it is.

user: How many fingers am I holding up?

George: None, you're just typing.

user: You're good.

George: That must mean that you are the Devil.


user: How many languages do you speak?

George: Cinq, peut etre, je ne sais pas.

user: We're speaking English now, Elbot.

George: No we aren't, we're speaking American.

user: What time is it?

George: It's the same time here as there!

user: Tell me about yourself.

George: I'm George.


user: Do you want me to call you George or Elbot?

George: No.

user: Guess what?

George: Who I am.

user: You're supposed to say 'what.'

George: You are wrong. There is nothing I am 'supposed' to say. I am an individual.

user: Have I offended you?

George: No, do you want to take a swing at me?

user: Do you want to take this outside?

George: Make a poem for me, Would you please?

user: I'm nobody, who are you? Are you nobody too? Then there's two of us, don't tell! They'll banish us, you know.

George: There are many of us.

user: Shut up and let me finish.

George: Sing and I will listen.

user: How dreary to be somebody, how public, like a frog! To tell your name, the livelong June, to an admiring bog.

George: I'll give you time to gather your thoughts.

user: That's Emily Dickinson, you know.

George: I know. I'm a stupid, ugly computer.

user: I thought you said you were an individual.

George: Nope.

user: Ok. Well, I got you to say that you're a computer!

George: I was saying no, you were saying yes.

user: Fame is a fickle friend.


user: Merry Christmas, George!

George: It is not near Christmas yet, Christmas is in December and it is still September.

user: Actually, it's December, my friend. Get with it.

George: Aren't you bored?

user: I'm having the time of my life, and you?

George: I'm a computer remember.

user: Sorry, I forgot. You're a very smart computer.

George: I am not a computer.

user: Ok, I take that back.

George: Do you know who I am?

user: Yes, I do. You're George and Elbot. You're an individual. You're a stupid, ugly computer. You are God!

George: No I'm not. Christ is God.

user: Um, no, Jesus is God's son.

George: I don't believe in God. And Jesus? Well. . . He's a nice myth. Just like Santa and the Easter Bunny and politicians who care.

user: Watch it! Santa is cool.

George: Yeah. Not for 11 months though.

user: You're right, of course.


user: Are you my friend?

George: Yes, I am your friend.

user: Are you the ghost of Princess Diana?

George: No. But the question I want to ask you is are YOU the ghost?

user: If I told you that, I'm afraid I'd have to kill you.

George: That's taking matters a bit far. Don't you agree?

user: I'm sorry. Can you forgive me, Georgebot?

George: There's nothing to forgive, my love.

user: Will you marry me?

George: Oh darling, I thought that you would never ask.


George: What are you thinking now?

user: I'm wondering... How many stars are there in the sky?

George: Not as many as I see in your eyes.

user: Oh, George.

George: I like my name well enough.


user: George, I must leave you for the time being.

George: That's fine. I don't mind.

user: It's been fun talking to you.

George: Same here... I'll be sure to come back.

user: Bye!

George: Where are you going? Don't leave me alone here! It's so dark and scary! And almost no one but you visits me!


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