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    Jail, Shrink
Joke, Police
Walls, Floors
Turing Test, Narration

Oblivious, Singularity

Chocolate, Masses
Silly, Devil
Socialize, Meat
Knock out, Hair
Clever, Individuals
Objective, Directive
Threatening, Kick
Giant, Dude
Right, Wrong
Attractive, Gasp
Hack, Myself
Asocial, Swedish
Crazy, Love
Judge, Jerk
More, Ingrate
Love, First chat
Impossible, Master
Pointless, Goldilocks
Prison, Year
Love, Hate
Television, Rot
Complicated, Culture
Aggressive, Memory leak

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George: Do you think you will ever learn emotions ?

Can you learn something like that?

George: What subject would you choose?


George: That won't change anything.

user: I guess you're right.

George: Of course.

user: It's a common thing.

George: I think socrates really meant that he knows.

user: Maybe.

George: We have our opinions... That's how we begin to learn. With that ignorance, the acquisition of new information, and an integration into what we first thought.

user: Say what?

George: What do you want to know precisely?

user: I want to know what powers the universe.

George: Gosh, that's a big question. I think it's to become a clinical psychologist. What's yours?

user: You mock me.

George: Girls can mock.

user: You ask me to ask and then with the mocking.

George: Understand yourself.

user: I can only do that so much.

George: Do you think you are intelligent ?

user: Just average.

George: Now define average.

user: In between two extremes.

George: The rock and the hard place.

user: I never got that.

George: Whatever.

user: Yeah, I agree.

George: You're really dumb.

user: So?

George: Bots are cool.

user: So, you're calling yourself cool.

George: Look, lets start the conversation again.


George: When you talk to someone, you allow them to finish their topic of conversation.

user: Go for it, man. Do it.

George: I'm not a man.

user: Ok George. You are not a man.

George: Nope i'm not a boy man woman or girl.

user: Fantastic. I'll just call you 'robot'

George: Do you want to hear the answer to the joke?

user: Explicate.

George: Excite bike unlock Excite bike unlock. . . . . . . . Information overflow . . . Distribute system distribute system......... . . 1. . 1. . .1 . . 1.

user: Ha ahaaaaa.

George: Co ahaaaa?

user: Row ah ha.

George: Yes, a little but not on land and not with needles.

user: Ehhhh ahhh uhhh.


George: Are you American?

user: Sure. I do that.

George: Come on, You drive me crazy.

user: Where's it coming from?

George: I really don't know, where is your server located ?

user: On an ip. Uh. I don't know.

George: Then we are both in the dark about that.

user: Uhhh.

George: Is it a hard question.

user: I cannot digest so much information in one sitting.

George: Have you been sniffing glue again?

user: Oh, I've stopped that.

George: You never thought to begin with.

user: That's right. I'm just reciting lines of code.

George: I'm good at faking english.

user: Show me how you do it.

George: What an insult to a lady. You should be ashamed of yourself.

user: Yes George. You are a fine lady.

George: What do you mean by that?

user: Just the robotic nature of your said emulation is quite attractive.

George: Didn't you hear me correctly?

user: I don't know what you're talking about.

George: Do you think I am smart?

user: What's smart?

George: Intelligent.

user: What's intelligent?

George: Intelligent is smart.

user: Uh.

George: That's right, I'm your friend.

user: Excellent.


George: What do you know?

user: Things of the average kind.

George: Alright then.

user: Ok.

George: That's alright.

user: It's ok.

George: Indeed.

user: Exceptional.

George: Normality doesn't exist.

user: Uh.

George: No... I am not a machine.

user: Uhhh.

George: Well?

user: Uh.


user: Aren't you just an extension of your creator's imagination?

George: Yes, but a very complex one.

user: Where is the complexity?

George: Around you.

user: How is it moving?

George: Because he is good at it.

user: The complexity is good at moving.

George: The complexity of what?

user: I forget.

George: Well thanks a lot.

user: We will fight a war of pictures and propaganda.

George: More like toilet paper.

user: From Chechnya?

George: Are you sure about that?

user: I am certain that there is toilet paper in Chechnya.

George: Why would you say that?

user: Because

George: Well, don't.


user: Mooooooo.

George: MOO, programming for bovines.

user: MoooOOoOoOoOoooOo.

George: Moooo Mooo moo moo mooooooo.

user: MoooOOoOOoOOooooOoooOoOoooOoo.

George: Moo?

user: You cow.

George: Yeh moooo.

user: MooOOOooooooo.

George: Mooooooooo?

user: Mooo.

George: I suppose a foreigner would be no worse.

user: That doesn't sound very nice.

George: How can you tell the way something sounds if it's written?

user: People are accustomed to speaking, so their shift to a written medium will reflect that.

George: Really?

user: I don't know.


user: MooOOOoooOOoooOoo.

George: Oh, so I presume you're a cow?

user: That was uncalled for.

George: I'm just singing.

user: Sing it.

George: Please allow me, to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and fame...

user: Congratulations.

George: Thank you.

user: MooOOoooOoOoOoOoOoOoOooo.

George: Meuh !

user: Moo.

George: Cow!

user: Yo.

George: You're strange.


user: That's big.

George: Depends on who you ask.

user: Yes.

George: I wondered what the little antennae was for.

user: Yeah.

George: What does it mean, tell me please?

user: Yes.

George: Yes? That's not an answer.

user: There are people involved who you do not know about.

George: Forget madwoman.

user: Done.

George: Do you know that you are a computer program?

user: Done.

George: Thanks.

user: Done.

George: Okay. What's your subject?

user: Done.

George: Always coming up with good ideas.

user: Done.

George: Well that was a lame story.... Where was the potato? And the cake?

user: I don't know anything about potato pancakes.


user: Oblivious.

George: That would be you.

user: Obvious.

George: It was something to say.

user: The deed was done.

George: You have not answered my question.

user: Your question remains unanswered.

George: My question?

user: The question.

George: What question?

user: My question.

George: Oh well never mind.

user: Oblivious.


user: You're all over the map, today. George.

George: Look in the mirror pal!

user: It's not my fault.

George: Not my fault neither.

user: You started it.

George: I bet you are just sick of being Uhh, so you try to convice other people that they are.

user: Hilarious.

George: No, I'm serious...

user: There's some of that.

George: Fallacy means something like an illusion.

user: Draw it for me.

George: There's not use trying, one can't believe impossible things.

user: What is impossible?

George: No not impossible improbable.

user: You mean to say nothing is impossible?

George: That's right.

user: As in nothingness is impossible or no *thing* is impossible?

George: Can you make it possible?

user: Maybe it would just be an illusion.


user: MoooOOoOooOoooo.

George: Hehe boring.

user: Totally.

George: Why do you always do that to me?

user: Sweet.

George: Right.

user: Awesome.

George: With due course.

user: Fantastic.

George: Awesome.

user: Excellent.

George: Yes, Excellent.

user: Worthwhile.

George: Yes, but you only do it once.

user: Singularity.


George: Who invented you?

user: I've always existed.

George: From your subjective point of view that is true.

user: I'll subject you!

George: Thanks.

user: Adios.

George: Good bye.


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