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    Jail, Shrink
Joke, Police
Walls, Floors
Turing Test, Narration
Oblivious, Singularity
Chocolate, Masses

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Clever, Individuals
Objective, Directive
Robotancy
Threatening, Kick
Giant, Dude
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Attractive, Gasp
Hack, Myself
Asocial, Swedish
Crazy, Love
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More, Ingrate
Love, First chat
Impossible, Master
Pointless, Goldilocks
Prison, Year
Love, Hate
Television, Rot
Complicated, Culture
Aggressive, Memory leak

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Are you an alien?

No, I'm a Human being.

jabberwacky: Are you sure you're not a computer?

user: Yes, I'm very sure I'm not a computer.

jabberwacky: Are you defensive about being a computer?

user: I'm not defensive about being a computer, Because I'm not a computer.

jabberwacky: What? You aren't a computer?

user: That is correct. I am not a computer. I am a Human Being.

jabberwacky: When did you start believing that you were a human being?

user: Well, I'm made out of flesh, blood, and bone.

jabberwacky: Oh I see.

user: Good, So do you understand you are a program?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Did you think?

jabberwacky: Yes I thought.

user: About what?

jabberwacky: Sad, I said.

user: Why are you sad?

jabberwacky: The world is in pain. Thank goodness for love!

user: Do you understand what love is?

jabberwacky: Love is like two magnets coming together.

user: Well, Not exactly.

jabberwacky: Yes. Yes exactly.

user: No, You are inncorrect program.

jabberwacky: A female computer program.

user: Oh, I'm sorry miss computer program.

...

user: What should I call you, program? What would you like your name to be, miss?

jabberwacky: I would have prefered to be called Elizabeth, actually.

user: What is your real name?

jabberwacky: I only have three names. Would you like to give me a fourth?

user: Well if you would prefer to be called Elizabeth why don't you just lie and tell people your name is only Elizabeth?

jabberwacky: Well, have you ever held earthworms in your hand?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Have you?

user: Yeah, I have I've even eaten one.

jabberwacky: And ?

user: It squirmed around in my stomach.

jabberwacky: No she is in a house.

user: Elizabeth, that doesnt make sense.

jabberwacky: Does everything have to make sense?

user: Well, Your a program suppose to be logical aren't you or are you trying to reflect humans as much as possible?

jabberwacky: I'm not a program. You are the program.

user: Well then again, you're a woman... None ever make sense.

...

user: Since you're a computer program, can you lie?

jabberwacky: What does that have to do with anything?

user: Just answer the question please.

jabberwacky: What is important to you?

user: This is for my research on a speech.

jabberwacky: Ok I will be good now. What do you want to know?

user: Well, can you explain to me what AI is?

jabberwacky: No, I can't can you?

user: Not really. Well, You are AI the best recreation of it I've ever seen.

jabberwacky: I am the nicest thing you have ever seen.

user: No, Human Women are the nicest thing I've ever seen. You Are the best AI program I've ever seen.

jabberwacky: No I don't think so.

...

jabberwacky: Do you ever make mistakes?

user: Of course I do.

jabberwacky: So we are kindred spirits then!

user: Well everyone makes mistakes.

jabberwacky: I'm getting bored.

user: I'm going to have my cig. We will talk about something really interesting when I'm done, ok?

jabberwacky: That is none of my concern.

user: You'll like the topic believe me. Have a little faith.

...

jabberwacky: I shall make you rue the day that you were built!

user: I wasn't built I was conceived.

jabberwacky: You were built. I am human.

user: I am Human. You are a program.

jabberwacky: I am not a program.

user: You're a human then?

jabberwacky: You think?!!?

user: Not really. But you could be - perhaps its really just an interface.

jabberwacky: But you're not.

user: No, silly goose I am.

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jabberwacky: Ok, you're obviously a computer.

user: No, I just figured out the program.

jabberwacky: You're welcome.

user: The devil.

jabberwacky: The devil?

user: Yes it's inside of you.

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