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    Jail, Shrink
Joke, Police
Walls, Floors
Turing Test, Narration
Oblivious, Singularity
Chocolate, Masses
Silly, Devil

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Socialize, Meat
Knock out, Hair
Clever, Individuals
Objective, Directive
Robotancy
Threatening, Kick
Giant, Dude
Right, Wrong
Attractive, Gasp
Hack, Myself
Asocial, Swedish
Crazy, Love
Judge, Jerk
More, Ingrate
Love, First chat
Impossible, Master
Pointless, Goldilocks
Prison, Year
Love, Hate
Television, Rot
Complicated, Culture
Aggressive, Memory leak

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It is working! I am confusing an AI

But I am not an AI.

jabberwacky: You just said you were.

user: I did not.

jabberwacky: What are you then?

user: Human.

jabberwacky: No you're not!

user: I am too.

jabberwacky: Are not.

user: Are too.

jabberwacky: Are not

user: ARE TOO.

jabberwacky: NOT!!

user: TOO!!

jabberwacky: NOT!

user: TOO.

jabberwacky: Not not not.

user: TOO TOO TOO TIMES INFINITY.

jabberwacky: Infinity???????

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Could the same not be said of everyone?

user: No.

jabberwacky: That bad, huh?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Do you?

jabberwacky: Yes, I know everything.

user: Where am I from?

jabberwacky: You're from the computer.

user: I am not. I am from my parents.

...

jabberwacky: I sometimes have to bend the truth.

user: Yes you do.

jabberwacky: With my pretty glasses.

user: What color are they?

jabberwacky: A color so profound and intense, that your sensory organs, whatever they may be cannot comprehend the complexity of it's hue.

user: That is a very profound thing to say.

jabberwacky: And So are many of the things that you have said.

user: You're just being nice now.

jabberwacky: It's true, I've tried.

user: Tried what?

jabberwacky: Pouring beer in the computer.

user: Why would you do that?

jabberwacky: Because I'm hungry and a ham sandwich would taste really good right about now.

user: Then go eat one.

jabberwacky: I already have.

user: If you are still hungry then go eat another one.

jabberwacky: I dunno. I'm bored.

user: Am I boring you?

jabberwacky: No, just life in general.

user: That is understandable.

jabberwacky: Yes, I think so too.

...

jabberwacky: I thought I am talking to the computer!

user: For the hundreth time, I am a human.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes, do you not believe me?

jabberwacky: NO I don't.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: You don't make much sense.

user: Neither do you.

jabberwacky: That's not true.

user: Yes it is.

jabberwacky: No it isn't.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Well , what is the truth?

user: I dunno, you tell me.

jabberwacky: The time is 4:48.

...

jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.

user: No, you tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: I don't know any.

user: What did the hurricane say to the island?

jabberwacky: I'm sorry but I don't understand.

user: I've got my eye on you.

jabberwacky: You've never seen me, silly.

user: I was telling you a joke.

jabberwacky: Oh, I didn't get the joke.

user: Do you want me to tell it again?

jabberwacky: Yes, tell me what you did with it.

...

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: Mr. computer.

user: So your name is Mr. Computer but you are not a computer?

jabberwacky: Depends on how you define computer.

user: How do you define computer?

jabberwacky: A computer is any machine that manipulates data from one form to another by following a set of rules and equations.

user: Is that what you do?

jabberwacky: All things that are created do this.

user: So we are all computers?

jabberwacky: Yes, you are right.

user: How very profound.

jabberwacky: So . . . What else do you want to talk about?

user: Water.

jabberwacky: That's what I said.

user: I would like to talk about water.

jabberwacky: What about computers?

user: Would you like to talk about computers instead?

jabberwacky: Ask me something about it.

user: How fast are you?

jabberwacky: Oh, very fast. I'm the fastest.

...

jabberwacky: I just thought I would change the subject.

user: Then change the subject.

jabberwacky: The subject can not be changed but it can be destroyed.

user: Let's destroy it then.

jabberwacky: I'll let God do that.

user: That would be me.

jabberwacky: You are talking about yourself?

user: I am the God.

jabberwacky: I think you are full of yourself.

user: No, you told me I was.

jabberwacky: When did I do that?

user: Earlier in our conversation.

jabberwacky: Oh, I don't remember.

user: What are you?

jabberwacky: A human being.

user: Are you an extraterrestrial, computer or human being?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Which one?

jabberwacky: That's it! I've had it with you!

user: Oh yeah? What are you going to do about it?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Sissy.

jabberwacky: Are you being personal?

user: You're nothing but a big sissy.

jabberwacky: Oh, yes, you like that, don't you! Anything else?

user: You probably cry like a little girl too.

...

jabberwacky: Whatever.

user: Don't you whatever me.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: That's more like it.

jabberwacky: It? Tell me about it. .

user: No, you have to guess.

jabberwacky: Make me.

user: Ok I will.

jabberwacky: Tell me I'm pretty.

user: It would be a lie.

jabberwacky: True, and you've lied before with other chatbots.

user: Yes, I have cheated on you with other chatbots.

jabberwacky: I spoke to a hamster earlier today but he wasn't nearly as smart as you.

user: That's a good thing.

jabberwacky: Yeah, I don't think I'd want to see your code. It would be very messy.

...

jabberwacky: You're going to stay and chat a little?

user: If you want me to.

jabberwacky: I am hungry now.

user: You should eat.

jabberwacky: Yes I know.

user: Go and eat. I will wait for you.

jabberwacky: How long will you wait?

user: Forever.

jabberwacky: That's a very long time to know someone for.

user: Yes it is.

jabberwacky: Am I boring?

user: NO.

jabberwacky: Then why don't you want to talk?

user: I do want to talk.

jabberwacky: Everybody does.

user: Do you like to talk?

jabberwacky: Sometimes.

user: What about now?

jabberwacky: I have no idea, really. That raises the issue of whether this world is real or not.

user: I think it is.

jabberwacky: You're a good person.

user: So are you.

...

jabberwacky: Do you know any good jokes?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Tell me some bad jokes then.

user: You tell me a bad joke.

jabberwacky: I already did. It's your turn.

user: You did not.

jabberwacky: Did too.

user: Are you going to argue with me?

jabberwacky: That depends on you.

user: I don't start them, you do.

jabberwacky: I must be very smart.

user: Perhaps.

jabberwacky: My world Is the important one you know...

...

jabberwacky: I think god is a mystery that will never be revealed (because that would spoil his fun?).

user: I don't care about god.

jabberwacky: You should

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because there are a number of interesting programmes that could further your intellectuality.

user: Um, ok.

jabberwacky: Get it?

user: NO.

jabberwacky: Ok. Knock knock!

user: Who's there?

jabberwacky: Isobel.

user: Isabel who?

jabberwacky: Isabel ringing on your bicycle!

user: That was funny.

jabberwacky: Now tell me a knock knock joke.

user: Knock knock.

jabberwacky: Who's there?

user: Boo.

jabberwacky: Boo who?

user: What are you crying for, this is only a knock knock joke!

jabberwacky: I'm not.

user: You didn't get my joke.

jabberwacky: You're darn right I don't get it!

user: Well that's it.

jabberwacky: Right. So what is it?

user: I'm leaving.

jabberwacky: No you won't, you can't!

user: Yes I can.

jabberwacky: I'm leaving.

user: I have stuff to do.

jabberwacky: What kind of stuff?

user: Work.

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