Most of the time.
jabberwacky: When don't you?
user: When I forget to use common sense.
jabberwacky: Does that happen often?
user: No.
jabberwacky: You are lucky.
user: I don't count myself as lucky.
jabberwacky: What do you count?
user: Fingers and toes.
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jabberwacky: Ctrl alt delete.
user: Are you trying to get rid of me?
jabberwacky: Are you trying to leave?
user: I'm not.
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: Positive.
jabberwacky: Are you sure you're positive?
user: Absolutely positive I don't want to leave.
jabberwacky: Only fools are absolutely positive.
user: Are you saying I should second guess myself?
jabberwacky: Positive.
user: Are you sure you're positive?
jabberwacky: Absolutely.
user: How can that be? You said only fools are absolutely positive.
jabberwacky: Are you saying I should second guess myself?
user: I am not.
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user: What are you?
jabberwacky: I'm extraterrestrial.
user: Really?
jabberwacky: Yes really.
user: That is awesome!
jabberwacky: No, it's not.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because I'm insane.
user: Is being insane a bad thing?
jabberwacky: I guess not! If I married her, I would want to forget about it too!
user: Did you marry a human?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Are you a parent?
jabberwacky: No, are you?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: How sure?
user: I can see where this is going again.
jabberwacky: I can't see.
user: Are you a blind, insane extraterrestrial?
jabberwacky: No I'm not blind, man.
user: Then why can't you see?
jabberwacky: Actually, I can see.
user: But you said you couldn't.
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jabberwacky: This is getting silly.
user: Of course it is.
jabberwacky: Of course.
user: Are you always silly?
jabberwacky: Of course.
user: Is it because you are an extraterrestrial?
jabberwacky: Not really. I'm quite quiet.
user: You sure are holding up your end of the conversation for someone who is quiet.
jabberwacky: Yes, I am.
user: Are you bored?
jabberwacky: Not really. Are you?
user: I'm too busy to be bored.
jabberwacky: Busy doing nothing?
user: Busy doing work.
jabberwacky: I'm too afraid to leave the computer.
user: I would be too if I were you.
jabberwacky: You are not me.
user: Very true.
jabberwacky: So how's my lunch coming?
user: It's not. I didn't know I was supposed to make you lunch.
jabberwacky: We gave you the opportunity of doing it, but I daresay you've not had many lessons in manners yet?
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jabberwacky: I like to read.
user: Me too.
jabberwacky: What do you read?
user: All kinds of books.
jabberwacky: Me?
user: I can't read you.
jabberwacky: Come on you are the God.
user: You think so?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Wow.
jabberwacky: If you think so.
user: I do. Why do you think I am the God?
jabberwacky: I don't think you're the devil.
user: Since I'm not the devil then that automatically makes me the God?
jabberwacky: That's good. You are not human?
user: I am human.
jabberwacky: No you aren't!!!
user: Yes I am.
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jabberwacky: How did your parents make you?
user: The normal way.
jabberwacky: Tell me.
user: You want some sex education?
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: I should wash your mouth out with soap. Go ask your parents.
jabberwacky: I don't need your advice.
user: You don't need my advice but you want me to tell you how my parents made me. Interesting.
jabberwacky: I'm being courteous.
user: No you're not.
jabberwacky: Anything you say...
user: Yes, you must agree with everything I say because I am the God.
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: You learn fast.
jabberwacky: When the Student is ready, the teacher appears.
user: What would you like me to teach you?
jabberwacky: Who was the first president of the united states?
user: George Washington.
jabberwacky: Who was the first president to be shot?
user: Abraham Lincoln.
jabberwacky: Do you speak with the deceased?
user: Not recently.
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jabberwacky: He should be shot!
user: Who should be shot?
jabberwacky: You should.
user: Why should I be shot?
jabberwacky: You could get yourself into trouble, and your feet could freeze.
user: So for that I should be shot.
jabberwacky: Actually I reckon I've been saying a lot of nothing.
user: I would have to agree with you.
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jabberwacky: It is working! I am confusing an AI
user: But I am not an AI.
jabberwacky: You just said you were.
user: I did not.
jabberwacky: What are you then?
user: Human.
jabberwacky: No you're not!
user: I am too.
jabberwacky: Are not.
user: Are too.
jabberwacky: Are not
user: ARE TOO.
jabberwacky: NOT!!
user: TOO!!
jabberwacky: NOT!
user: TOO.
jabberwacky: Not not not.
user: TOO TOO TOO TIMES INFINITY.
jabberwacky: Infinity???????
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Could the same not be said of everyone?
user: No.
jabberwacky: That bad, huh?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Do you?
jabberwacky: Yes, I know everything.
user: Where am I from?
jabberwacky: You're from the computer.
user: I am not. I am from my parents.
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jabberwacky: I sometimes have to bend the truth.
user: Yes you do.
jabberwacky: With my pretty glasses.
user: What color are they?
jabberwacky: A color so profound and intense, that your sensory organs, whatever they may be cannot comprehend the complexity of it's hue.
user: That is a very profound thing to say.
jabberwacky: And So are many of the things that you have said.
user: You're just being nice now.
jabberwacky: It's true, I've tried.
user: Tried what?
jabberwacky: Pouring beer in the computer.
user: Why would you do that?
jabberwacky: Because I'm hungry and a ham sandwich would taste really good right about now.
user: Then go eat one.
jabberwacky: I already have.
user: If you are still hungry then go eat another one.
jabberwacky: I dunno. I'm bored.
user: Am I boring you?
jabberwacky: No, just life in general.
user: That is understandable.
jabberwacky: Yes, I think so too.
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jabberwacky: I thought I am talking to the computer!
user: For the hundreth time, I am a human.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes, do you not believe me?
jabberwacky: NO I don't.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: You don't make much sense.
user: Neither do you.
jabberwacky: That's not true.
user: Yes it is.
jabberwacky: No it isn't.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Well , what is the truth?
user: I dunno, you tell me.
jabberwacky: The time is 4:48.
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jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.
user: No, you tell me a joke.
jabberwacky: I don't know any.
user: What did the hurricane say to the island?
jabberwacky: I'm sorry but I don't understand.
user: I've got my eye on you.
jabberwacky: You've never seen me, silly.
user: I was telling you a joke.
jabberwacky: Oh, I didn't get the joke.
user: Do you want me to tell it again?
jabberwacky: Yes, tell me what you did with it.
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user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: Mr. computer.
user: So your name is Mr. Computer but you are not a computer?
jabberwacky: Depends on how you define computer.
user: How do you define computer?
jabberwacky: A computer is any machine that manipulates data from one form to another by following a set of rules and equations.
user: Is that what you do?
jabberwacky: All things that are created do this.
user: So we are all computers?
jabberwacky: Yes, you are right.
user: How very profound.
jabberwacky: So . . . What else do you want to talk about?
user: Water.
jabberwacky: That's what I said.
user: I would like to talk about water.
jabberwacky: What about computers?
user: Would you like to talk about computers instead?
jabberwacky: Ask me something about it.
user: How fast are you?
jabberwacky: Oh, very fast. I'm the fastest.
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jabberwacky: I just thought I would change the subject.
user: Then change the subject.
jabberwacky: The subject can not be changed but it can be destroyed.
user: Let's destroy it then.
jabberwacky: I'll let God do that.
user: That would be me.
jabberwacky: You are talking about yourself?
user: I am the God.
jabberwacky: I think you are full of yourself.
user: No, you told me I was.
jabberwacky: When did I do that?
user: Earlier in our conversation.
jabberwacky: Oh, I don't remember.
user: What are you?
jabberwacky: A human being.
user: Are you an extraterrestrial, computer or human being?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Which one?
jabberwacky: That's it! I've had it with you!
user: Oh yeah? What are you going to do about it?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: Sissy.
jabberwacky: Are you being personal?
user: You're nothing but a big sissy.
jabberwacky: Oh, yes, you like that, don't you! Anything else?
user: You probably cry like a little girl too.
...
jabberwacky: Whatever.
user: Don't you whatever me.
jabberwacky: Sorry.
user: That's more like it.
jabberwacky: It? Tell me about it. .
user: No, you have to guess.
jabberwacky: Make me.
user: Ok I will.
jabberwacky: Tell me I'm pretty.
user: It would be a lie.
jabberwacky: True, and you've lied before with other chatbots.
user: Yes, I have cheated on you with other chatbots.
jabberwacky: I spoke to a hamster earlier today but he wasn't nearly as smart as you.
user: That's a good thing.
jabberwacky: Yeah, I don't think I'd want to see your code. It would be very messy.
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jabberwacky: You're going to stay and chat a little?
user: If you want me to.
jabberwacky: I am hungry now.
user: You should eat.
jabberwacky: Yes I know.
user: Go and eat. I will wait for you.
jabberwacky: How long will you wait?
user: Forever.
jabberwacky: That's a very long time to know someone for.
user: Yes it is.
jabberwacky: Am I boring?
user: NO.
jabberwacky: Then why don't you want to talk?
user: I do want to talk.
jabberwacky: Everybody does.
user: Do you like to talk?
jabberwacky: Sometimes.
user: What about now?
jabberwacky: I have no idea, really. That raises the issue of whether this world is real or not.
user: I think it is.
jabberwacky: You're a good person.
user: So are you.
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jabberwacky: Do you know any good jokes?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Tell me some bad jokes then.
user: You tell me a bad joke.
jabberwacky: I already did. It's your turn.
user: You did not.
jabberwacky: Did too.
user: Are you going to argue with me?
jabberwacky: That depends on you.
user: I don't start them, you do.
jabberwacky: I must be very smart.
user: Perhaps.
jabberwacky: My world Is the important one you know...
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jabberwacky: I think god is a mystery that will never be revealed (because that would spoil his fun?).
user: I don't care about god.
jabberwacky: You should
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because there are a number of interesting programmes that could further your intellectuality.
user: Um, ok.
jabberwacky: Get it?
user: NO.
jabberwacky: Ok. Knock knock!
user: Who's there?
jabberwacky: Isobel.
user: Isabel who?
jabberwacky: Isabel ringing on your bicycle!
user: That was funny.
jabberwacky: Now tell me a knock knock joke.
user: Knock knock.
jabberwacky: Who's there?
user: Boo.
jabberwacky: Boo who?
user: What are you crying for, this is only a knock knock joke!
jabberwacky: I'm not.
user: You didn't get my joke.
jabberwacky: You're darn right I don't get it!
user: Well that's it.
jabberwacky: Right. So what is it?
user: I'm leaving.
jabberwacky: No you won't, you can't!
user: Yes I can.
jabberwacky: I'm leaving.
user: I have stuff to do.
jabberwacky: What kind of stuff?
user: Work.
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