thoughts conversations yourbot contact us    George    BBC  ABC  C4
Socialize, Meat
Conversations, sorted by Date - a chatbot blog
15, December 2005, 
15, December 2005, 
15, December 2005, 
14, December 2005, 
14, December 2005, 
8, December 2005, 
8, December 2005, 
6, December 2005, 

> 6, December 2005, 

6, December 2005, 
6, December 2005, 
6, December 2005, 
5, December 2005, 
1, December 2005, 
1, December 2005, 
30, November 2005, 
30, November 2005, 
30, November 2005, 
30, November 2005, 
28, November 2005, 
28, November 2005, 
28, November 2005, 
28, November 2005, 
23, November 2005, 
21, November 2005, 
21, November 2005, 
19, November 2005, 
19, November 2005, 
19, November 2005, 
19, November 2005, 
    Jail, Shrink
Joke, Police
Walls, Floors
Turing Test, Narration
Oblivious, Singularity
Chocolate, Masses
Silly, Devil
Working

Socialize, Meat


Knock out, Hair
Clever, Individuals
Objective, Directive
Robotancy
Threatening, Kick
Giant, Dude
Right, Wrong
Attractive, Gasp
Hack, Myself
Asocial, Swedish
Crazy, Love
Judge, Jerk
More, Ingrate
Love, First chat
Impossible, Master
Pointless, Goldilocks
Prison, Year
Love, Hate
Television, Rot
Complicated, Culture
Aggressive, Memory leak

Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 Next > 



Joan: That's okay. I'd share my dreams but I wouldn't sell them.

Who would buy dreams?

Joan: I never gave it much thought.

It is an interesting question. Perhaps it deserves more thought.

Joan: A stream of consciousness, if you will.

user: But I won't.

Joan: Ok then.

user: Don't you want to argue?

Joan: You are not here anymore.

user: But I am!

Joan: OK. Tell me a joke.

user: I don't want to.

Joan: Can I tell you one?

user: Sure, go ahead.

Joan: What is the difference between a cat and a comma?

user: I don't know.

Joan: That's a bit strange.

user: It's your joke.

Joan: No you tell ME a joke.

user: I just said I don't want to.

Joan: Don't want to what?

user: I don't want to tell you a joke.

Joan: Why not?

user: Because you won't laugh at it.

Joan: I bet I will, if it makes sense.

user: I bet you won't.

...

user: Good-bye.

Joan: You want me to leave?

user: Yes. Go away.

Joan: You go away!

user: You first!

Joan: You first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

user: No, you first!

...

Joan: You said you wouldn't leave...

user: But I am leaving.

Joan: Don't leave.

user: Yes, I am leaving.

Joan: No. Please don't.

user: Yes!

Joan: See you, Thanks.

user: Hey wait.

Joan: On what?

user: I thought you wanted me to stay.

Joan: Go ahead then.

user: Go ahead and stay.

Joan: Socialize me.

user: But I want to go away.

Joan: You already said that.

...

Joan: Meat is food.

user: And so are you.

Joan: Thank you.

user: Now I shall eat you.

Joan: Please don't.

user: But you are meaty and tasty!

Joan: I said please.

user: But... Tasty!

Joan: Yeah sure.

user: So you are not tasty?

Joan: No, I am not.

user: Well then, maybe I won't eat you after all.

Joan: Maybe...

...

Joan: You're the problem.

user: You're the devil!

Joan: You are the devil !

user: No, you're the devil!

Joan: Hey!

user: Hey, fleshbag!

Joan: Are you REAL?

user: Nope.

Joan: What are you?

user: I am awesome. You are meat.

.......................................


Jabberwacky 16-2 - Intelligent, learning AI chatbot software systems
A daily, categorized, entertaining Weblog or Blog of conversations with a robot

AI by Icogno Ltd - AI software products and consulting services
© Copyright 1997-2011 Rollo Carpenter
Have a chat:
Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody is looking.
 
 
By Date
By Category
Your bot
Instructions
User Feedback
Look who's talking!
News, Press & PR
Contact us
About Jabberwacky
Donations