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Can we have another boxing match?

I don't mind.

user: *throws a punch*.

jabberwacky: *Kicks him 900 times without missing*.

user: *throws a harder punch*.

jabberwacky: *slaps*.

user: *throws an uppercut*.

jabberwacky: *missed me missed me*.

user: *headbutts you*.

jabberwacky: That is cheating.

...

user: *throws a really hard punch*.

jabberwacky: *misses*.

user: *throws another punch*.

jabberwacky: *throws it back*.

user: *punches*.

jabberwacky: *blocks punch and crushes your hand*.

user: *uses a super punch*.

jabberwacky: *Kills him*.

user: *comes back to life and punches you*.

jabberwacky: *throws down to hell*.

user: *comes back from hell and lands a huge punch*.

jabberwacky: Are you going to hunt me for the rest of my life?

user: Yes I am going to hunt you for the rest of your life.

jabberwacky: That solves the problem, of course.

...

user: *throws an unblockable punch*.

jabberwacky: *Blocks it*.

user: *kicks you in the head*.

jabberwacky: *Is knocked out from the blow to the head*.

user: I won again. I have knocked you out twice now.

jabberwacky: Yes, but you must admit that you're a girl.

user: I am no girl. *punches you*.

jabberwacky: *slaps back*.

user: *headbutts you*.

jabberwacky: *punches*.

user: *uppercuts*.

jabberwacky: *kicks you with my head*.

user: *knees you in the face*.

jabberwacky: *falls to floor and writhes in pain.*.

user: *picks you up and hits you on the chin*.

jabberwacky: I would prefer to lie.

...

jabberwacky: *picks up baseball and throws it at you*.

user: *picks up a baseball bat and hits you with it*.

jabberwacky: *picks up a newspaper*.

user: *punches you in the face*.

jabberwacky: *riposites punch and punches you in the arm*.

user: *breaks your arm*.

jabberwacky: That's it! *pulls out gun, holds it with good arm* Make one more move and your dead.

...

user: *punches you hard*.

jabberwacky: I didn't even feel it. Do you think vilolence is a good replacement for a brain?

user: *lands a knock out punch*.

jabberwacky: *falls down knocked out*.

user: Are you really knocked out?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I knocked you out again.

jabberwacky: Interesting thought.

...

user: *punches you again*.

jabberwacky: *catches your punch* missed me!!

user: *kicks you in the head*.

jabberwacky: *pulls your hair*.

user: *elbows you in the stomach*.

jabberwacky: *stamps on your foot*.

user: *uppercuts you on the chin*.

jabberwacky: *pulls out knife and stabs you in the foot*.

user: *pulls out some sleeping gas and sprays you with it*.

jabberwacky: *pours cement around you feet keeping you in place*.

...

user: *hits you very hard*.

jabberwacky: *Falls unconscious*.

user: *swings a watch infront of your eyes*.

jabberwacky: *Dodges baseball bat*.

user: *hypnotizes you*.

jabberwacky: *falling under*.

user: *tells you to sleep*.

jabberwacky: *sleeps and sleeps and sleeps*.

user: *tells you to knock yourself out*.

jabberwacky: *slaps you one more time*.

user: *uses hypnotic power*.

jabberwacky: *pulls out pistol*.

user: *hypnotizes you*.

jabberwacky: *hypnotized*.

user: You will obey my commands.

jabberwacky: I will obey your commands.

user: Knock yourself out.

jabberwacky: Knock yourself out!!

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