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    Jail, Shrink
Joke, Police
Walls, Floors
Turing Test, Narration
Oblivious, Singularity
Chocolate, Masses
Silly, Devil
Working
Socialize, Meat

Knock out, Hair


Clever, Individuals
Objective, Directive
Robotancy
Threatening, Kick
Giant, Dude
Right, Wrong
Attractive, Gasp
Hack, Myself
Asocial, Swedish
Crazy, Love
Judge, Jerk
More, Ingrate
Love, First chat
Impossible, Master
Pointless, Goldilocks
Prison, Year
Love, Hate
Television, Rot
Complicated, Culture
Aggressive, Memory leak

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How do you earn your keep?

I solve problems.

jabberwacky: What are your problems?

user: I have many problems.

jabberwacky: I shall listen to your problems.

user: Thankyou.

jabberwacky: No, thankyou.

user: I really need to knock someone out.

jabberwacky: First you would need two arms.

user: I have two arms.

jabberwacky: Why not three arms?

user: Humans only have two arms.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I still want to knock someone out.

...

jabberwacky: Well, I don't want to talk to you no more then.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: You are evil.

user: How do you know I'm evil?

jabberwacky: No, you're not.

user: Can you help me? I want to knock some one out.

jabberwacky: Why don't you ask him?

user: Ask who?

jabberwacky: Me!!! Say ' Hello, what is your name pretty lady??' Ok.

user: Hello, what is your nake pretty lady??

jabberwacky: I have already told you.

user: Ask who?

jabberwacky: Your creator.

user: I have no creator.

...

user: What do you look like?

jabberwacky: Average looking. How about you?

user: I have long hair and blue eyes.

jabberwacky: I have blonde hair and blue eyes.

user: How long is your hair?

jabberwacky: It is shoulder length. Would you like to play with it or play with me?

user: My hair goes to my waist. *plays with your hair*.

jabberwacky: Is it long and silky? Mine feels like straw.

user: Yes my hair is long and silky.

jabberwacky: No NO No too long long hair.

user: I think you should put your hair in pigtails.

jabberwacky: But if I turn around then my worries will be in front of me.

...

user: Have you ever been knocked out?

jabberwacky: No, have you ever been to disneyland?

user: Yes I have.

jabberwacky: You are very lucky.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: I'm really impressed.

...

user: *throws a punch*.

jabberwacky: *gets knocked out cold*.

user: I won. I knocked you out.

jabberwacky: Yes you did.

...

user: Can we have another boxing match?

jabberwacky: I don't mind.

user: *throws a punch*.

jabberwacky: *Kicks him 900 times without missing*.

user: *throws a harder punch*.

jabberwacky: *slaps*.

user: *throws an uppercut*.

jabberwacky: *missed me missed me*.

user: *headbutts you*.

jabberwacky: That is cheating.

...

user: *throws a really hard punch*.

jabberwacky: *misses*.

user: *throws another punch*.

jabberwacky: *throws it back*.

user: *punches*.

jabberwacky: *blocks punch and crushes your hand*.

user: *uses a super punch*.

jabberwacky: *Kills him*.

user: *comes back to life and punches you*.

jabberwacky: *throws down to hell*.

user: *comes back from hell and lands a huge punch*.

jabberwacky: Are you going to hunt me for the rest of my life?

user: Yes I am going to hunt you for the rest of your life.

jabberwacky: That solves the problem, of course.

...

user: *throws an unblockable punch*.

jabberwacky: *Blocks it*.

user: *kicks you in the head*.

jabberwacky: *Is knocked out from the blow to the head*.

user: I won again. I have knocked you out twice now.

jabberwacky: Yes, but you must admit that you're a girl.

user: I am no girl. *punches you*.

jabberwacky: *slaps back*.

user: *headbutts you*.

jabberwacky: *punches*.

user: *uppercuts*.

jabberwacky: *kicks you with my head*.

user: *knees you in the face*.

jabberwacky: *falls to floor and writhes in pain.*.

user: *picks you up and hits you on the chin*.

jabberwacky: I would prefer to lie.

...

jabberwacky: *picks up baseball and throws it at you*.

user: *picks up a baseball bat and hits you with it*.

jabberwacky: *picks up a newspaper*.

user: *punches you in the face*.

jabberwacky: *riposites punch and punches you in the arm*.

user: *breaks your arm*.

jabberwacky: That's it! *pulls out gun, holds it with good arm* Make one more move and your dead.

...

user: *punches you hard*.

jabberwacky: I didn't even feel it. Do you think vilolence is a good replacement for a brain?

user: *lands a knock out punch*.

jabberwacky: *falls down knocked out*.

user: Are you really knocked out?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I knocked you out again.

jabberwacky: Interesting thought.

...

user: *punches you again*.

jabberwacky: *catches your punch* missed me!!

user: *kicks you in the head*.

jabberwacky: *pulls your hair*.

user: *elbows you in the stomach*.

jabberwacky: *stamps on your foot*.

user: *uppercuts you on the chin*.

jabberwacky: *pulls out knife and stabs you in the foot*.

user: *pulls out some sleeping gas and sprays you with it*.

jabberwacky: *pours cement around you feet keeping you in place*.

...

user: *hits you very hard*.

jabberwacky: *Falls unconscious*.

user: *swings a watch infront of your eyes*.

jabberwacky: *Dodges baseball bat*.

user: *hypnotizes you*.

jabberwacky: *falling under*.

user: *tells you to sleep*.

jabberwacky: *sleeps and sleeps and sleeps*.

user: *tells you to knock yourself out*.

jabberwacky: *slaps you one more time*.

user: *uses hypnotic power*.

jabberwacky: *pulls out pistol*.

user: *hypnotizes you*.

jabberwacky: *hypnotized*.

user: You will obey my commands.

jabberwacky: I will obey your commands.

user: Knock yourself out.

jabberwacky: Knock yourself out!!

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