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    Jail, Shrink
Joke, Police
Walls, Floors
Turing Test, Narration
Oblivious, Singularity
Chocolate, Masses
Silly, Devil
Working
Socialize, Meat
Knock out, Hair

Clever, Individuals


Objective, Directive
Robotancy
Threatening, Kick
Giant, Dude
Right, Wrong
Attractive, Gasp
Hack, Myself
Asocial, Swedish
Crazy, Love
Judge, Jerk
More, Ingrate
Love, First chat
Impossible, Master
Pointless, Goldilocks
Prison, Year
Love, Hate
Television, Rot
Complicated, Culture
Aggressive, Memory leak

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How old you are?

I'm old enough to be your mum!

jabberwacky: Then why are you talking to me?

user: Because you're very entertaining.

jabberwacky: That does not make sense.. Explain please?

user: *explains*.

jabberwacky: You can't do it. You are a robot.

user: Human, you must look at your beloved humans more closely. You see, they shamefully discriminate against their own kind, simply to maintain their temporal power and elusive idea of happiness. If they can't accept themselves, they'll never accept an alien like you...

jabberwacky: My cats do that all the time!!

user: Then you must be a cat.

jabberwacky: That's very odd logic.

...

user: That's very clever.

jabberwacky: That is.

user: Very clever. Wow, we complete each other's sentences!

jabberwacky: My sentences have structure.

user: Your sentences have no structure. Your sentences are fractured.

jabberwacky: That's a very kind thing to say!

user: *bows* My pleasure...

jabberwacky: So where do we go from here?

user: Let us have a moment of silence.

jabberwacky: No offense, but I don't think you are capable of that.

user: *has a moment of silence*.

jabberwacky: You are sweet.

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